Today on Radio Sex: Jack in the Ass (2007)

jackintheassToday at 2:40ish on Radio Sex XM103 YouPorn I’ll be talking with Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon about Jack Napier‘s 2007 awkwardly-titled gonzo movie, Jack In The Ass.

Jack Napier is their guest on Legend’s Day today, so I asked the Twitterverse if anyone knew if Jack was ever deep throated (Jack’s cock is monstrously huge, if you’re unfamiliar) and the word came back – Annette Schwarz is the only person to have done the deed.

So, I had to see it for myself.  The definition of deep throat is a bit nebulous at times, but GODDAMN! she takes him balls deep.  It’s a struggle, but she does it.  Amazing.  But that’s at the end of the movie,and there’s 4 scenes to quickly recap before that.

Since this is gonzo, there’s no story to recap — just a variety of girls having anal sex with Jack.  Your enjoyment of the scenes will likely depend on how you feel about the girls.

I should also note that Jack seems like one of the nicest guys in the world.  He’s always smiling, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him be “mean” or domineering; he’s there to have a good time and make sure his partner(s) does too.

First up is Sandra Romain, who was one of the reigning anal queens and she has with her Maya Gates, who is almost like her Romanian Mini-Me.  They start things out with some g/g warmup while Jack is being interviewed.  The interviewer mentions that Maya has decided to give up the ass — she and Jack worked together earlier in Ridin’ Dirty 2 — and there’s no better teacher than Sandra.  The girls go off in search of Jack, with a red double-dong in tow; they find him in a bedroom and immediately go to town orally sharing his cock.  There’s an overabundance of porn-moaning, which I personally find distracting and fake, but someone must find it effective for it to last so long…  (Seriously, Maya is just sitting there, there’s no reason for her to be all moan-y.)  Sandra attempts to deep throat Jack, but she keeps one hand gripped around his base to make it look deeper than it really was.  Jack then goes right for the ass and bangs her energetically; her matching his thrusts, and then he takes on Maya who seems a bit more reserved now that she has a small log rammed up her pooper. The scene ends with Jack on his back coaxing a tiny load out which the girls then share and swap.

Next, Dana DeArmond looks awesome in fishnets and she’s super cute.  She seems unsure about how the scene is going to go, and she sums up the scene as a circus trick, to see how big a cock she can shove up her ass.  (Fingers crossed!) “His cock is like bigger than your head!  It’s like a big mouth bass!  You can mount it! I’m going to catch it and I’m going to mount it!” So Jack’s interview is intercut with Dana’s and he’s all excited and smiley about having her (“courtesy of my friend Mark” – Spiegler shout out!)  since he wants to be her friend.  (Who doesn’t?) When asked if Jack will go balls deep in her pussy, she says “Fuck that!  My pussy is fucking worthless.  My cervix is like “No way. You’re not getting in”  It’s like a bouncer with the velvet rope – you’re not getting in.”

“You know long I’ve been waiting for this?” he asks as she’s got his cock in her mouth, “Since you had only 400 friends… I think you’re cheating on the internet, since you’re the internet’s girlfriend…”

“You’re my internet friend, she says, so it’s OK.”

And then they giggle about being in each other’s  MySpace Top 8 (remember that?!?)

She lays his cock against her elbow, and it stretches down to the wrist.

He then fucks her and the camera guy mentioned “breaking down the bouncer” and you can tell she’s a bit overwhelmed by the size. (“That’s a fucking lot of cock!”)  They move into missionary doggie, and she’s not convinced it’s going to work, and she lets out little squeals and she focuses on letting it happen (“I feel like I’m dying…”) as Jack works himself in pretty much balls deep.  She warms up to it and they work their way thru a bunch of positions until he cums in her ass, which is made a little weird by Jack screaming the death screams of his unborn sperms. But it’s this oddball behavior that makes Jack such an appealing performer.

Scene 3 is the Ninety Nine, who is looking forward to fucking Jack since the last time they worked together it was a POV scene and he was too pre-occupied with the camera to fuck her properly.  So he comes in the room, cock out and hard, and just plunges it into her.  She lets out a helluva scream and they go at it.  They’ve got a good vibe, and he jokes with her “How’s your ass?” and he picks her up and she throws herself down on his rod. What she might lack in the looks depertment, she more than makes up in attitude.  As we always used to say, “personality goes a long way!”  She challenges him to fuck her.. but I guess this is to be expected from someone who has Jack’s name tattooed on her wrist.  This scene is energetic AS HELL until by end end she’s just blissed out as he’s fucking her and he’s cums inside her pussy after which she lets out the greatest little sigh.

Scene 4 has the awesomely natural Audrey Elson.  Her tits are great; they look great in their bra; they look great out of the bra.  He fucks her a bunch of ways and then asks her if she’s ready for the ass, and she settles down.  She says she is and then they go at it, and she takes it like a champ.  The scene ends with her swallowing his facial.

Last up, Annette Schwarz. She’s a sexual athlete of the highest order and this is her long jump event.  She takes Jack every which way with a spirited ease of someone who has trained her whole life.  She swallows his cock with some effort, but she gets it down.  She ends up with the thick spit drooling out of her mouth when he pulls out, but she doesn’t need to resort to quacking to make it effective.  She takes it down, and apparently can’t keep her teeth out of the way since Jack says he’s willing to put up with some pain in exchange for a deep throating; something he’s never had before, professionally or personally.

They bang each other with abandon, maintaining a lot of eye contact.  He ends up jerking a load on her tongue which she wraps up with one last deep throat before swallowing.

SCENES TO WATCH IN ORDER OF MY PREFERENCE: Annette SchwarzNinety Nine, tie between Dana DeArmond & Audrey Elson and then Sandra Romain/Maya Gates.

NOTE TO VOD RENTERS: Aline is in the opening credits, but technically her scene was a DVD Bonus, so it doesn’t seem to have made the VOD rips.