In its now traditional locale of @gabriel_lan‘s lavish living room in warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA, the 5th annual Spank Bank Awards show was bigger and better than ever this year.
The Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (@gabriel_lan), noted adult film connoisseurs (@gabriel_lan), outside adult industry media insiders (@gabriel_lan), x-rated film fans (@gabriel_lan), and a committee chairman (also @gabriel_lan). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.
Technical awards were given out at a luncheon ceremony held earlier in the week at an offsite location. The winners of those honorable mentions follow the main awards:
The 2015 Spank Bank Awards
The 2015 Spank Bank ‘Technical’ Awards
A Bad Girl To Blow Your Mind
A Booty That Don’t Need Explaining
A Little Slice of Pink Heaven
A Living, Breathing Doll
A True Evil Angel
All The Right Junk In All The Right Places
Ambidextrous Jack Off Artist
American Porn Idol
America’s Favorite Pole Dancer
America’s Next Top Porn Model
Ariana Grande’s Sluttier Doppleganger
Badass Ball Busting Bitch
Begging For a Crack Attack
Bespectacled Buttsex Addict
Best BareAss Baker
Best Canadian Treat Since Maple Syrup
Best Cleavage
Best Couch Cuddling Cooze
Best Cum Covered Grin
Best Cushion For The Pushin’
Best Demonstration of ‘Self Fisting’
Best Display of Choking on Dick
Best Dressed Slut
Best G/G Kisser
Best Gape
Best Groomed Bearded Clam
Best Honeymoon Hostess
Best Nails For Digging Into Your Back
Best New Additions
Best Piercing
Best Reason To Get Satellite Radio
Best Road Trip / Road Head Giver
Best Self Photographer
Best Thing To Come Out of Russia Since Vodka
Best Twisted Sense of Humor
Best Usage of Camel Toe in a Public Setting
Best Youtube Channel EVER!
Better Than Any Monet mASSterpiece
Bionic Blonde Starfish
Bottomless Butthole
Brainiac Bimbo of the Year
ButtFucked Bellezza
Chillest Bitch on the Planet
Chronic Masturbator
Clam Crazed Cooze
Classiest Cooze
Cornholed Comptroller
Curly Haired Sex Kitten
Cutest Pouty Face
Deepest Throat
Director of Devilish Deviants
Dirtiest Debut of the Year
Dirtiest Mind
Dirtpipe Gangsta
Exotic Goddess
Fantasy “Best Friends’ Mom”
Favorite Porn Star of Girlfriends Everywhere
Freakiest Freckle Faced Cutie
Friendliest Cum Junkie
Hot As Fuck in Any Language
Hottest Home Improvement Harlot
Hottest Video Gamer on Earth
Indestructable Poop Chute
Instagram Girl of the Year
Kitten So Good, It’s Drippin’ On Wood
Magical Pussy
Marilyn Monroe’s Porn Clone
Miss Personality
More Time Masturbating = No Time For Drama
Most Downloaded Slut of the Year
Most Eager Spanking Receiver
Most Flexible Floozie
Most ‘Hands On’ Director
Most Likely To Fuck at the Bar While in the Bar
Most Likely To Have A ‘Spitting’ Orgasm
Most Likely To Mix a Beat While Being Ass Fucked
Most Likely To Star In Her Own XXX Anime Feature
Most Magnificent Meat Curtains
Most Perverted PAWG
Most Reliable Whore
Most Squeezable Badonkadonk
Most Stunning Facial
Most Talented Tramp
Nicest Nympho
NOT ‘Gay For Pay’, But Bi EVERY Day
Perfecter of the Perfect Stroke
Perfection Personified
Prettiest Pink Stink
Prettiest Pink Taco
Princess of Profanity
Proof of the Existence of Amazonian Warriors
Prototype of All Future Sex Machines
Pussy Pumping Party Hostess
Queen of the Chicken Wing
Queen of the Dommed
Queen of the Rim Job
Queen of the Slurp
Real Life Mythical Creature
Ropeburn’s Best Friend
Ruling The World With A Manicured Iron Fist
Runway Model Gone Bad
She’ll Leave You Breathless
Size Queen of the Year
Smoothest Cock Sockets
Sphincter Wizard Surrounded By Muggles
Stunning Sweetheart
Teenage Dream
Thank God She Does Anal Now!
Thank God She Does Anal Now! Part 2
Thank God She Does Anal Now! Part 3
Thank God She Takes Vitamin ‘D’ Now!
The 7 AM Cookie Monster
The American Dream
The Darker The Berry, The Sweeter The Juice
The Gaped Crusader
The Grandest Canyon
The Human Party
The Notorious V.A.G.
The Pale (Cock) Rider
The Perfect All American Girl
The Porn Stars’ Favorite Pussy Eater
The Queen of B&W Photography
The Unspoken Of Filthy Disney Princess
Total Jackoff Material
Triple (Penetration) Threat
Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio
World’s Most Beautiful Envelope Licker
World’s Sexiest Sci-Fi Nerd
World’s Sweetest Slut
Worship Worthy Booty
