Video Review: #McChicken

#mcchickenRegular readers of this blog might wonder what all the fuss is about; it’s not like you’ve never seen food play before — but every blog in the world is warning you to NOT CLICK ON THE LINK, and every other blog is now making REACTION VIDEOS, so we’ve clicked on the link, and here’s what you get.

TITLE: #MCCHICKEN
DIRECTOR: No Director Credited
LENGTH: 17 seconds

PLOT: A fast food sandwich is used as a masturbation aid.

SEXUAL ACTION: A large black dick is seen penetrating a bun.  There is no indication that a chicken patty is involved; nor can any lettuce or cheese be seen.  The mayo does make for a nice lubricating sluice.

CAMERAWORK: A single handheld shot, typical of the POV genre.

SET DECOR: A simple red bedspread dominates the shot which contrasts nicely with the ebony penis and slushy white mayo coating it.

CLIMAX: None.  Like most things on social media – it’s a looping clip with much hoopla and no payoff.

VERDICT: If you’ve never seen porn before, you’ll be SHOCKED.  Otherwise, been there, and you might have done that…