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Today on Radio Sex: Pussyman 6 (1994)

Pussyman6 Cover via HotMoviesToday (2:40ish Eastern) on Radio Sex XM103’s YouPorn, Christy and Ginger welcome the Pussyman himself, David Christopher onto the show, so we’re going to talk about Pussyman 6, a favorite of mine, that I haven’t seen since I first reviewed it back in 1994.

The first five or so minutes of the movie are a recap of action from Pussyman 5, specifically scenes 4, 5, 8 and 11. which sets up the premise: Pussyman and his partner, Wil Divide, are in a mansion watching closed circuit TVs of folks having sex. Leena is their accomplice and helps facilitate the sex.

Leena was a hardbodied Italian girl with enhanced tits (I say enhanced because they looked good and weren’t quite too big for her frame) and the reason I got this movie in the first place.  Now, 19 years later, I’m happy to see Leena again along with some old favorites like Kaitlyn AshleyKrysti LynnSummer Knight and current favorite as well, Rebecca Bardoux.

A staple of the series was the pussy clip, which was a bent piece of metal that were wrapped around the pussy lips.  Virtually everyone wears one in the movie.

First scene is Rebecca Bardoux and Krysti Lynn (RIP) getting it on in a pool.  Both girls are wearing sunglasses (Lennon specs for Rebecca, classic mock RayBans for Krysti) and they spend some time kissing and frolicing before beckoning Alex Sanders and having him get in the pool to eat Krysti’s ass.  Rebecca doesn’t want to be left out, to Alex eats her ass too, and Krysti — with a devilish grin — sucks on Rebecca’s toes; which Rebecca seems to like very much.  Krysti gets some asslicks in too, before the girls turn around to focus on Alex’ talents. They take turns blowing him and then Krysti climbs on Alex’ face, leaving his cock to Rebecca.  Krysti cums a bit before sliding back into the pool and having Alex take her doggie style. Then it’s Rebecca’s turn for some doggie style loving, and at the end Alex pulls out and cums on Krysti’s face.

Cut to Gerry Pike and (a young) Kyle Stone waiting for Jeannie Pepper.  She finally shows up in a silver dress and showing off her pussyclip. She then blows Gerry, paying attention to his balls, and playing to Pussyman’s camera.  It’s a little weird cutting away to Pussyman and Wil just sitting gazing at a TV every so often.  Gerry moves to fucking Jeannie while she blows Kyle.  She then lowers herself reverse cowgirl onto Gerry while telling Kyle to “suck on these big brown titties!” Gerry pulls out after a short while and cums on her face.   (Kyle vanished by this point; I don’t he ever got to fuck her…)

leena1Next up, Leena is rallying Rebecca BardouxKrysti Lynn and newcomer to the group Kaitlyn Ashley to play to the camea while in assless stockings and pussyclips. The four girls all look amazing here, which is good since there is a lot of posing and not a lot of sexual heat or interaction.  They tease Pussyman’s camera, and walk over it when they exit the scene. Kaitlyn plays with herself a little before the scene ends.

We move outside for some tease shots of Isis Nile who briefly plays with herself in extreme closeup.

Back in a bedroom, Kaitlyn is nude and showing off her enhanced breasts and playing with herself.  Kaitlyn could play glamour and trailer trash equally well, and she’s all glammed up for us.  Also masturbating in the same vicinity is Barbara Doll. The girls find each other and play a bit, but are interrupted by Steve Drake who is stunned that they don’t need a guy’s talents to keep them happy; but they oblige him to maintain his fragile male ego.  (Maybe I’m projecting.) Steve and Kaitlyn each take a tit of Barbara’s in their mouths.  Kaitlyn has some serious meat curtains and she’s not afraid to show them off. The two girls then move to blowing Steve; Barbara sucking while Kaitlyn jerks. They girls kiss a lot and they keep it up as Kaitlyn rides Steve RC.  Barbara helps keep Kaitlyn spread for the camera. The girls find themselves in a 69 with Barbara on top while Steve fucks her doggie.  Kaitlyn’s tongue divides its time between Barbara’s quim and Steve’s balls.  Finally, Steve pulls out and drops a huge load into Kaitlyn’s mouth which she struggles to push out to prevent it from choking her.  Hot stuff.

Leena is with Pussyman and Wil and masturbating at the hotness that she sees, but stops and tells them to focus on the monitors.

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She enters a kitchen in a white leotard which really shows off her curves and proceeds to tease the hell out of Nick East.  She plays with herself (DP!) using some dildos and looks at Pussyman’s camera, teasing them as well. She masturbates on a glasstop table and the action is captured up thru the table VERY effectively. Nick rips the letard off of her.  She sits on a chair and eases a dildo up her ass as Nick fucks her.  They move to standing doggie, and the dildo stays in her ass. Finally, Nick cums, but something seems botched because we don’t see anything.  He pulls out, she takes him into her mouth as fast as she can, and ostensibly swallows, but we don’t see any real proof.  However, the rest of the scene leading up to this was so smoking, we can forgive it.

For the last scene, Isis is in front of Pussyman, Wil and Steve, and they’re all agog over Leena’s show.  Suddenly, Summer Knight and Alicia Rio bust in wearing day-glo neon mini-dresses apologizing  for losing Pussyman’s address and dismayed that they thought they were the stars of the series.   They offer to put on a show, and the guys agree.  Summer and Alicia focus on each other for awhile and then Isis comes over and joins in.  There’s a lot of looking at the camera in this scene, and Alicia wears a day-glo pink strap on that matched her dress and bangs everyone.

The guys leave the house and leave Leena standing on the doorstep tapping her pussy through her miniskirt.  They get into a waiting limo and comment on the festivities — that they need a rest since they were exposed to so much pussy… so much so that they didn’t notice Erica Bee in the limo, wantonly running herself through her panties… and prompting a NOOOOOOOO! as we fade to the credits.

Wowie, kazowie.  This was a solid movie if there ever was one.  All the girls in it looked GREAT.  All the girls were into their scenes and didn’t phone anything in.  Leena looked great throughout, but really knocked it out of the park in the white body stocking.

Even though the facial Leena was supposed to get is only implied, I still iked the hell out of her scene with Nick East. The energy levels in all the scenes is also excellent, so I say this one is a 3.40 an excellent rental.

This movie is certainly worth a look.  It’s available on VOD.

19 years later, it still holds up.  The white bodystocking brought back some fond memories. :-)

SASHA STRANGE

Last week, Christy asked me to look her up Sasha since she has recently reappeared on Twitter. She and Christy had two scenes together, the classic with Peter North in Hot In The City; and a g/g in Play Christy For Me.

The good folks over at Vintage Erotica Forum also has a thread dedicated to her.

 

Today on Radio Sex: Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle (1981)

Deep Inside Annie SprinkleToday around 2:40pm Eastern on Radio Sex (SiriusXM 103) You Porn, I’ll be talking with Ginger and Christy about Joe Sarno’s 1981 classic, Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle, in honor of their guest, Annie Sprinkle.

DIAS is the fourth movie in Evart’s star based series, coming after Jennifer Welles, Gloria Leonard and Seka but predating Little Oral Annie and Angel Cash’s entries in the series.

The movie opens up with Annie, braless, looking gorgeous in a low cut outfit sitting in front of a piano where she shares with us some family photos and gives us a little bit of her history.  She confesses she lost her virginity somewhere between 16 and 17 and that her family knows what she does for a living in the sex trade and they try to be understanding.  However, all talk and no play makes us all a bit restless, so Annie introduces us to David Messa (as Bobby Soccie) and Frank Vickers (as Roger Ram) as a couple of hunks she wants to play with.

She shows off some very impressive deep throating skills, taking her partners balls deep down her throat before jerking them off to completion.

Next up, she’s standing in lingerie with the cups of the bra cut out, so her pendulous breasts are on display, and she asks the silly question “Do you like big tits?”  (If we didn’t, we’d be watching one of the Itty Bitty Titty movies…) Sassy is the lucky gal who gets to make love to those breasts, and she spends a good deal of time worshiping them until Annie returns the favor.  There’s lot of nipple-on-nipple action, lovingly captured.

Eventually, Annie does make her way downtown, eating Sassy out to orgasm and then a little nipple-on-pussy action as well.  We’re really highlighting her breasts in this sequence.  Annie looks back at the camera and mentions that she’s like to have a nice hard prick to fuck her between her tits, and VOILA!  there’s Ron Jeremy!  (This is 1981 Ron, so he’s still hairy, but very much in shape and without the trademark afro.)

So, while Ron titfucks Annie, Sassy looks on, massaging her own mammaries until Ron straddles Annie’s tits and then Sassy goes in and eats her out and Ron cums on Annie’s face.

Next, Annie is in a leather get-up with her boobs swing free as she plays pool.   This next segment is about ass-play, and in case you wondered why Annie keeps her middle fingernail cut short, this is where you find out. Marc Valentine is ass up on a bed, and Annie climbs up on top and slobbers over his butt a bit before sliding her finger up his bum.  She mentions that her ass is sensitive too, so Marc works his ring finger up there, eventually working his middle finger in her quim.  This doesn’t last very long before a long, thin buttplug comes out and he works the plug up her butt.  Her hips buck and fight until he slides his cock up there.  It’s not very long before he pulls out and cums on her ass.

Next up, Annie is in a yellow bustier with her breasts unable to be constrained so her nipples are sticking out, and she explains that sometimes her pussy, when it is very aroused, likes to squirt hot liquid out.  Mal O’Ree has been eating her out for an hour or so, she claims, and her pussy is VERY aroused. She squirts on him, but then it turns to pee and she pees on him.  She puts her hand down to catch some and lets the residue drip into her mouth.  They move into 69 with her on top and he works a finger in her ass and her pussy as she swallows him down to the root.  She pees some more into his mouth.  (This footage is all available on the 2010 DVD re-release; NOT on the   initial DVD release.)  She climbs off him, they make out a bit, and she straddles his cock, peeing more as he tries to slide inside her.  He’s pretty soft at this point, so it takes some effort getting him up in her business.   Finally, he jerks himself off as she pees on him a little more.

Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle Daisy ChainNext up is the centerpiece of the movie, a 7 girl orgy.  Heather YoungBarbara MillerJudy BilodeauDiana May (as Lee Starr)Lisa B. (as Lisa Be) and Sheisha Jones.  The girls are all over each other, laying across one another, kissing, suckling, eating.  It culminates in a big daisy chain. The girls looks all scream SEVENTIES (even tho it was 1981, we’re still in the late 70s, lookwise).  Sarno does an excellent job of capturing a wide variety of actions.

Next up, Annie masturbates for us, in an effort for us to get closer to her.  She talks dirty throughout. She pulls out a precursor to the magic wand and just gives herself over to the pleasure.

The OrleansCut to NYC – the Orleans Off-Broadway Theatre on 47th Street, west of Broadway, across from the Hotel Edison where it’s showing a festival of Annie’s movies.  She tells us that sometimes she likes to go into a theatre that’s showing her movies and fuck anything that moves.  She sidles up to porn’s grandpa Jack Teague and blows him to completion while Mike Feline eats her out from behind.  Then she blows Mike and he cums on her.  She also fucks Michael Gaunt for good measure.

She’s in a photo studio next, with hot spandex pants and a Partner t-shirt (Partner was a magazine of the time) and we meet Buddy Hatton who is watching his lady friend Bunny Hatton pose on a seamless for Annie’s camera.  Bunny has a Sarah Shevon / Sovereign Syre vibe.  Annie needs to get some split beaver shots, but Bunny’s labia aren’t behaving, so she dives in to help open her up, and eventually moves to some beads while Buddy decides to get in on the action, and puts his dick in the general direction of Bunny’s mouth.  Annie strips down  and gets fucked, then she and Bunny go into a 69 and Bunny gets fucked doggie style while Annie tries to keep her nose out of harm’s way, pulling Buddy’s cock out for some sucking every so often.  Buddy finally pulls himself out of Bunny and cums on Annie’s face.  Annie deep throats him a little for good measure.

Finally, we see Annie on a rooftop overlooking Manhattan and she confesses sometimes she just needs to get fucked by a guy she likes.  So, she goes home, plays the piano a little, and tells us about how she likes to make “old fashioned love” and her meeting Ron Hudd inspired these feelings.

He eats her out, she sucks him off with a lot of spit and he bones her.  They kiss some throughout, but she does slip a finger up in her pussy as he’s fucking her  (how old fashioned!) and it ends with him pulling out and jerking himself off onto her garter belt.

We see Annie walking along The River and she tells us she hopes she made us feel special and good.  She blows us a kiss and walks away.

WOW WOW WOW.

Annie has become so much of a feminist icon in her later life and career that it’s easy to forget how fucking hot she was in the prime of her career.  This movie just oozes sex and is, IMHO,  required viewing.  The costumes and hairstyles aren’t completely distracting.  Annie looks great naked.  Her tits are really perfect and they’re not ignored in the slightest.

The performers are all shown off very well.  Sarno knew what he was doing.

Over at videotramp.com, DirtyMovieDevotee really sums it up perfectly: “Truth be told, there are no dull moments here and this has as much to do with Annie’s powerful and ingratiating personality as with the intimate imagination on display. Her legion of fans will want to own their very own copy. If you’re not among them, you may actually find yourself walking away as one. In that case, poetic justice has been served.”

Indeed.  On the Imperial Scale, this is a 3.95 out of 4.  (The urinating may not be every one’s cup of tea, and a few of the dicks could have been harder…)

Congrats to the AVN Awards 2013 Winners!

avn2013logoAVN Awards 2013

Congratualtions to all winners! The full list of winners can be found at AVN’s site.

Best 3D Release

Best Actor

Best Actress

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

Best All-Girl Release

Best All-Sex Release

Best Amateur Release

Best Anal Release

Best Anal Sex Scene

Best Art Direction

Best BDSM Release

Best Big Bust Release

Best Big Butt Release

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene

Best Celebrity Sex Tape

Best Classic Release

Best Comedy

Best Director: Feature

Best Director: Foreign Feature

Best Director: Foreign Non-Feature

Best Director: Non-Feature

Best Director: Parody

Best Double Penetration Sex Scene

Best Drama

Best DVD Extras

Best Editing

Best Educational Release

Best Ethnic Release: Asian

Best Ethnic Release: Black

Best Ethnic Release: Latin

Best Fem-Dom Strap-On Release

Best Foot/Leg Fetish Release

Best Foreign Feature

Best Foreign Non-Feature

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene

Best Gonzo Release

Best Group Sex Scene

Best Internal Release

Best Interracial Release

Best Makeup

Best Male Newcomer

Best MILF/Cougar Release

Best Music Soundtrack

Best New Starlet

Best Non-Sex Performance

Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release

Best Oral Release

Best Orgy/Gangbang Release

Best Overall Marketing Campaign: Individual Project

Best Packaging

Best Parody: Comedy

Best Parody: Drama

Best POV Release

Best Pro-Am Release

Best Romance Release

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production

Best Solo Release

Best Solo Sex Scene

Best Special Effects

Best Specialty Release: Other Genre

Best Squirting Release

Best Star Showcase

Best Supporting Actor

Best Supporting Actress

Best Tease Performance

Best Three-Way Sex Scene: G/B/B

Best Three-Way Sex Scene: G/G/B

Best Transsexual Release

Best Transsexual Sex Scene

Best Vignette Release

Best Wall-to-Wall Release

Best Young Girl Release

Clever Title of the Year

Crossover Star of the Year

Director of the Year: Body of Work

Favorite Body (Fan Award)

Favorite Porn Star (Fan Award)

Female Foreign Performer of the Year

Female Performer of the Year

Hall of Fame

Hall of Fame (Founders Branch)

Male Foreign Performer of the Year

Male Performer of the Year

MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year

Most Outrageous Sex Scene

Movie of the Year

Reuben Sturman Award

Transsexual Performer of the Year

Twitter Queen (Fan Award)

Unsung Male Performer of the Year

Unsung Starlet of the Year

AEE Field Report: You Too Can Be Made to Feel Like an Asshole!

Well, two days in, and there are some truths that are making themselves evident.

  1. The talent rules.  I am always amazed at the poise and grace that the talent exhibit when greeted with throngs of fans.
  2. The Hard Rock Event staff go out of their way to make you feel like an asshole.  They’re nice enough about it, but you still feel like an asshole.  Let me explain.  The main exhibit hall has doors around all the walls.  They’re identical and unmarked.  So when you go to leave the hall to visit another area, you invariably choose the wrong door, and you’re stopped by a guy in a Hard Rock jacket telling me I have to go down to the next door to exit.  Conversely, I found myself going into the main hall via an exit door, and AFTER I AM IN THE HALL the guy stops me and says that I’m entering through the exit door.  I look at him and he helpfully says, “Well, you’re already in, so you can keep going this time.”  He wasn’t being hostile, but I still ended up feeling like an asshole being scolded by the hall monitor.
  3. The traffic management is haphazard. Your goal is to manage foot traffic, and I get it, but when there’s no clear line or reason for what a line waaaay down the hall is, don’t be shocked when people congregate instead of getting in the line.  The Digital Playgound booth is in the main hallway with the rest of the Manwin properties, and there’s a line waaaay down at the start of it.  It is unclear what the line is for.  There doesn’t seem to be anyone at the head of the line parceling out where people want to go (“Do we have anyone for Selena Rose?”) so when there’s no one standing in front of Selena Rose, a crowd gathers thinking, maybe, this is where the line should be.  It ain’t.  I didn’t stick around to find out how one was supposed to see Selena Rose.  The lines inside the main convention center are just as bad… and in The Joint, there’s hardly any room for lines, so there’s just crowds.
  4. The Joint is a HORRIBLE place to have a booth.  The traffic flow is horrendous.  There’s this giant railing that runs thru it that really crowds everything together. I’m sure it makes sense when it’s being used as a performance venue, but as a convention space, I found it really lacking.  It felt as I was snaking around the place that I was constantly hitting myself up against the railing.

The Joint

Given all of this, it’s still good to see everyone; so we’ve got that going for us.

(I started the day with a quick segment on YouPorn where I got a big unsolicited hug from Ginger Lynn and then I got to slap Christy Canyon‘s tit a few times, so my 16 year old self had a boner all day.)