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How Long Does it Take to Become an AVN Hall of Famer?

How Long Must I Work To Be An AVN Hall

Looking over the list of 2015 AVN Hall of Name inductees, we found some favorites listed, and Kaylani Lei caught my eye because it seemed like she “just started” in 2002, and entrance into the hallowed hall should take some more time to earn… (this is purely a subjective reading of what it takes to get into the Hall and is not intended to reflect on her or anyone’s deservedness. I also think 2002 feels like last week instead of 12 years ago)

So, I figured I’d run the numbers and see what came up.

Turns out, it takes 16.76 years of service, on average to get into the Hall, so Kaylani’s 13 years in the industry puts her a little ahead of the curve. Some of her fellow nominees got in as quicker than the average – Kelly Madison (12 years),  Dan O’Connell (13), Tim Von Swine and Porno Dan (14) and Joanna Jet (15).  But most took a little longer: Alana Evans and Wesley Pipes (17), Eli Cross (18), Andre Madness (19), Billy Glide and Craven Moorehead (20), Greg Alves (21), Marci Hirsch (23), Howard Levine, Talon and Rayveness (25), Will Ryder (29), Karen Summer (33), Marc Dorcel (36) and the longest time to induction ever goes to this year’s honoree, Al Goldstein (47 years).

Some other fun facts – Joey Stefano and Victoria Paris were both inducted in 1997 with only 8 years under their belts; Shy Love got inducted next fastest with only 10 years in the industry.

This analysis is also incomplete in that we don’t list every inductee; just the ones we have database records on; so not everyone in the executive branch is listed (Sorry Bonnie!) nor is anyone in the Pleasure Products or Internet Branch listed, as we don’t cover those parts of the industry.

I put the spreadsheet up on Google Docs for those of you interested in having a look.  The “First Year” column is pulled from our “Years Active” field except in cases where it was clearly wrong, i.e. Christian Mann has a couple titles listed in the IAFD from last year, but he was part of the industry since 1979.  We arrived at that year because he was called a “35 year veteran of the industry” in his obituary.  We noted these cases in the aptly named NOTES field. :-)  And since this is the “Class of 2015” we use that year for our calculations, even tho we’re still in 2014 as of this writing…

You’re free to make comments on the spreadsheet.

 

 

Congratulations Timmy

I would like to congratulate Baron T.Otto Wilhelm Gunther Dietrich Von Swine IVth otherwise known as Tim Von Swine to you commoners for his induction into the AVN Hall of Fame. He joins his partner in crime, Mike John (2014 class), in the Hall for his contributions to gonzo with his no holds barred pig slop.

Von Swine at the center of attention

I first met Timmy almost a decade ago through Jake Malone (RIP) and was shocked that he knew me from my old reviews on ADT. He pulled no punches describing the ins and out of the industry, and that candor was refreshing even if it turned off others and may have held him back in the business. Whether it was discussing hockey, music, his favourite women, or his work, he wasn’t going to bullshit you.

I salute you, Swine, and we need to chug some beers next month.

Your Guide to Our Awards Season Coverage

Award Noms

We’ve done a giant link dump over the past week of AVN Awards and XBiz Awards nominees, so we figured we’d make one post that had links to all the other posts, so you could find them.  (Also in the mayhem, we released an interview with Carter Cruise you might want to check out.)

AVN Awards

XBiz Awards

See you in January for the results!

AVN Awards Nominations 2015: Best Genre Releases

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And now our annual annotated list of the AVN Award Nominees for The 2015 AVN Awards to be held in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 24, 2015.

AVN Awards 2015

Winners are in bold

Best All-Girl Release

Best Amateur Release

Best Anal Release

Best BDSM Release

Best Big Bust Release

Best Big Butt Release

Best Celebrity Sex Tape

Best Ethnic Release

Best Interracial Release

Best MILF Release

Best Non-Feature

Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release

Best Oral Release

Best Orgy/Gangbang Release

Best POV Release

Best Pro-Am Release

Best Solo Release

Best Specialty Release: Other Genre

Best Taboo Relations Movie

Best Transsexual Release

Best Vignette Release

Best Young Girl Release

AVN Awards Nominations 2015: Best Movies

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And now our annual annotated list of the AVN Award Nominees for The 2015 AVN Awards to be held in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 24, 2015.

Best Comedy

Best Drama

Best Parody

Best Star Showcase

Best Romance Movie