The 2016 Spank Bank Award Winners

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In its now traditional locale of @gabriel_lan‘s lavish living room in warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA, the 5th annual Spank Bank Awards show was bigger and better than ever this year.

The Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (@gabriel_lan), noted adult film connoisseurs (@gabriel_lan), outside adult industry media insiders (@gabriel_lan), x-rated film fans (@gabriel_lan), and a committee chairman (also @gabriel_lan). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Headshot of Allie HazeAllie Haze

Asshole of the Year

Headshot of Arwen GoldArwen Gold

ATM Machine

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

Bad Ass Brunette of the Year

Headshot of Keisha GreyKeisha Grey

BBC Slut of the Year

Headshot of Jenna IvoryJenna Ivory

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

Best Ass Licking Artist

Headshot of Carter CruiseCarter Cruise

Best Body Built For Sin

Headshot of Katrina JadeKatrina Jade

Best Booty

Headshot of Anikka AlbriteAnikka Albrite

Best ‘Come Fuck Me’ Eyes

Headshot of Samantha BentleySamantha Bentley

Best High Speed DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Best ‘Just Got Fucked’ Hair

Headshot of Kendra LustKendra Lust

Best Legs

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

Best ‘O’ Face

Headshot of Marley BrinxMarley Brinx

Best ‘Resting Bitch’ Face

Headshot of Lea LexusLea Lexus

Best Smile

Headshot of Aria AlexanderAria Alexander

Best Swallower

Headshot of Veruca JamesVeruca James

Best Vocals

Headshot of Kate EnglandKate England

Bionic Butthole

Headshot of Jennifer WhiteJennifer White

Blonde Babe of the Year

Headshot of Anikka AlbriteAnikka Albrite

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Headshot of Mandy MuseMandy Muse

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Headshot of Romi RainRomi Rain

Born To Hand Job

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Cocksucker of the Year

Headshot of Sarah VandellaSarah Vandella

Countess of Contortionism

Headshot of Alina WestAlina West

Cumback of the Year

Headshot of Leya FalconLeya Falcon

Customs Making Mogul of the Year

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Deepest Throat

Headshot of Sarah VandellaSarah Vandella

Dick of the Year

Headshot of Tommy PistolTommy Pistol

Director of the Year

Headshot of Greg LanskyGreg Lansky

Dirty Little Slut of the Year

Headshot of Jillian JansonJillian Janson

DP Diva of the Year

Headshot of Vicki ChaseVicki Chase

Excellence in Lawn Maintenance (aka Best Groomed Bush)

Headshot of Jada StevensJada Stevens

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Headshot of Chanel PrestonChanel Preston

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Headshot of Carter CruiseCarter Cruise

Fun Sized Fuck Bunny

Headshot of Gabriella PaltrovaGabriella Paltrova

Gangbanged Princess of the Year

Headshot of Amirah AdaraAmirah Adara

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Headshot of Veruca JamesVeruca James

Imported Temptress of the Year

Headshot of Valentina NappiValentina Nappi

Instagram Girl of the Year

Headshot of Kagney Linn KarterKagney Linn Karter

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Headshot of A.J. ApplegateA.J. Applegate

Masturbator of the Year

Headshot of Jay TaylorJay Taylor

Mattress Actress of the Year

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Most Adorable Slut

Headshot of Remy LaCroixRemy LaCroix

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Headshot of Aidra FoxAidra Fox

Most Beautiful Seductress

Headshot of Aria AlexanderAria Alexander

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Most Luxurious Labia

Headshot of Alexa NovaAlexa Nova

Most Magnificent MILF

Headshot of Dana VespoliDana Vespoli

Most Photogenic

Headshot of Aidra FoxAidra Fox

Most Spanked To Girl of the Year

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Most Underrated Slut

Headshot of Karmen KarmaKarmen Karma

Most Voluptuous Vixen

Headshot of Phoenix MariePhoenix Marie

Newcummer of the Year

Headshot of Abella DangerAbella Danger

Next Level Star of the Year

Headshot of Riley ReidRiley Reid

PAWG of the Year

Headshot of A.J. ApplegateA.J. Applegate

Porn’s Next Superstar

Headshot of Megan RainMegan Rain

Prettiest “Whore Mouth”

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Headshot of Janice GriffithJanice Griffith

Pretty In Pink (aka Prettiest Pussy)

Headshot of Samantha RoneSamantha Rone

Production Studio of the Year

Evil Angel LogoEvil Angel

Puppeteer of the Year (aka Best Hands/Fister)

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Pussy Eating Princess of the Year

Headshot of Sasha HeartSasha Heart

Pussy of the Year

Headshot of Abigail MacAbigail Mac

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

Sexiest Painted Lady

Headshot of Juelz VenturaJuelz Ventura

Sexiest Woman Alive

Headshot of Karla KushKarla Kush

Smooth As Silk (aka Best Bald Beaver)

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Spanking Slut of the Year

Headshot of Amy FayeAmy Faye

Super Squirter of the Year

Headshot of Karla KushKarla Kush

The Contessa of Cum

Headshot of Jenna IvoryJenna Ivory

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

The Girl Next Door … Only Better

Headshot of Riley ReidRiley Reid

The Total Package

Headshot of Ash HollywoodAsh Hollywood

Tightest Twat

Headshot of Hope HowellHope Howell

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Headshot of Missy MartinezMissy Martinez

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway

Headshot of Laela PryceLaela Pryce

Webcam Girl of the Year

Headshot of Ella NovaElla Nova

Website of the Year

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The 2016 Spank Bank Technical Award Winners

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The 6th Annual Spank Bank awards are almost upon us.

The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the all our favorite performers in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows.

As with the other Hollywood award shows, there are too many awards to be handed out during the main ceremony, so we held a luncheon ceremony earlier in the week at an offsite location at a table for one.

The Spank Bank Technical Awards go to….

(Cl)ass Clown

Headshot of Missy MartinezMissy Martinez

Able To Swallow Her Weight In Cum

Headshot of Piper PerriPiper Perri

Adorkable Goofball

Headshot of Allie HazeAllie Haze

Baby Batter Addict

Headshot of Jennifer WhiteJennifer White

Banjo Ho

Headshot of YhiviYhivi

Barbie’s Little Sister

Headshot of Elsa JeanElsa Jean

Ben & Jerry’s Favorite Butt Slut

Headshot of Amy FayeAmy Faye

Best Ass Clapper

Headshot of Kagney Linn KarterKagney Linn Karter

Best Baby Bump Pics

Headshot of Bonnie RottenBonnie Rotten

Best Bed Head

Headshot of Gabriella PaltrovaGabriella Paltrova

Best Cleavage

Headshot of August AmesAugust Ames

Best ‘Cock Hungry’ Face

Headshot of TrilliumTrillium

Best ‘Cousin It’ Imitation

Headshot of Remy LaCroixRemy LaCroix

Best Display of Choking Up on a Club

Headshot of Dani DanielsDani Daniels

Best Display of Self Puppeteering or Fisting

Headshot of Charlotte SartreCharlotte Sartre

Best Display of Twerking on a Hoverboard

Headshot of Megan RainMegan Rain

Best Drooler

Headshot of Aidra FoxAidra Fox

Best Ear For Sex Moan Recognition

Headshot of Jay TaylorJay Taylor

Best Impromptu Performance on Webcam

Headshot of Sarah ShevonSarah Shevon

Best Jeans Thong Induced Camel Toe

Headshot of Chanel PrestonChanel Preston

Best Kisser

Headshot of Samantha RoneSamantha Rone

Best Live Home Cooking Show

Headshot of Serena BlairSerena Blair

Best Nature Walk Companion

Headshot of Karla KushKarla Kush

Best Netflix and Chill Partner

Headshot of Amy FayeAmy Faye

Best Piercing

Headshot of Kagney Linn KarterKagney Linn Karter

Best Radio Host

Headshot of Ash HollywoodAsh Hollywood

Best Reason For Advancements in Human Cloning

Headshot of Anikka AlbriteAnikka Albrite

Best Self Censoring of Photos

Headshot of YhiviYhivi

Best Side Boob

Headshot of Keisha GreyKeisha Grey

Best Spitter

Headshot of Romi RainRomi Rain

Best Tan Lines

Headshot of Amirah AdaraAmirah Adara

Best Texter

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Best Thigh Meat

Headshot of Phoenix MariePhoenix Marie

Best Trollopesque Display of Public Nudity

Headshot of Veruca JamesVeruca James

Best Upside Down Twerker

Headshot of Abella DangerAbella Danger

Best Use of “Me Time”

Headshot of Aubrey StarAubrey Star

Best Use of Dimples as Semen Receptacles

Headshot of Aidra FoxAidra Fox

Best Use of Hand Bra

Headshot of Janice GriffithJanice Griffith

Best Use of ‘Whore Knees’

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

Boner Killer

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Bossest Boss Bitch

Headshot of Lea LexusLea Lexus

Bottomless Butthole

Headshot of Roxy RayeRoxy Raye

Cereal Monster

Headshot of Jada StevensJada Stevens

Cheerful Nomadic Nookie

Headshot of Alina WestAlina West

Chronic Tanning Bed Masturbator

Headshot of Juelz VenturaJuelz Ventura

Classically Trained Tart

Headshot of Vicki ChaseVicki Chase

Cock Slayer

Headshot of Hope HowellHope Howell

Cupcake Ass

Headshot of Rachel MidoriRachel Midori

Curves Like a Bugatti

Headshot of Jenna IvoryJenna Ivory

Cutest Finger Nibbler

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Cutest Trollop

Headshot of Tara MorganTara Morgan

Dirtiest Reverse Catcaller

Headshot of Dana DeArmondDana DeArmond

Doctor of Physical Therapy. Literally and Figuratively

Headshot of Cherie DeVilleCherie DeVille

Domestic As Fuck

Headshot of Aria AlexanderAria Alexander

Double Tapped

Headshot of Kelsi MonroeKelsi Monroe

Douche Blocking Ninja

Headshot of Miss Eva LoviaMiss Eva Lovia

Dragon Staff Wizard

Headshot of Jade NileJade Nile

Ebony Princess of the Year

Headshot of Chanell HeartChanell Heart

Enthusiastic Exhibitionist

Headshot of TrilliumTrillium

Fair Dinkum Beauty

Headshot of Angela WhiteAngela White

Fanciest Underwear

Headshot of Lea LexusLea Lexus

Feature Dancer of the Year

Headshot of A.J. ApplegateA.J. Applegate

Filthy Princess Peach

Headshot of Zoey MonroeZoey Monroe

Food Network’s Next Reality Superstar

Headshot of Alex ChanceAlex Chance

Fraulein of Filth

Headshot of Nina ElleNina Elle

Friendliest Drop Dead Beauty On Earth

Headshot of Jillian JansonJillian Janson

Funniest Pet

Headshot of Dakota SkyeDakota Skye

Geisha of Gash

Headshot of Marika HaseMarika Hase

Happily Married Slut Wife

Headshot of Katrina JadeKatrina Jade

Highbrow Humor Harlot

Headshot of Dana VespoliDana Vespoli

Hogwarts Hottie

Headshot of Ella NovaElla Nova

Inconspicuous Dominatrix

Headshot of Nickey HuntsmanNickey Huntsman

Instagram Approved… For Now

Headshot of Abella DangerAbella Danger

Italian Sausage Grinder

Headshot of Valentina NappiValentina Nappi

Jizz Junglista

Headshot of Alexa NovaAlexa Nova

Karoake Queen

Headshot of Trinity St. ClairTrinity St. Clair

Latina Star of the Year

Headshot of Vicki ChaseVicki Chase

Least Likely To Wear Pants At Home. Ever!

Headshot of Veronica VainVeronica Vain

Living Anime Fairy Fuck Princess

Headshot of Marika HaseMarika Hase

Magnum Artificialis Mastrophobe

Headshot of Remy LaCroixRemy LaCroix

Making Camoflage Sexy

Headshot of Britney AmberBritney Amber

More Exciting Than A Triple Overtime Stanley Cup Playoff Game 7

Headshot of Marley BrinxMarley Brinx

Most Appealing Boob Sweat

Headshot of Alex ChanceAlex Chance

Most Brazen Hussy

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

Most Damaged Taste Buds (Caused By Excessive Ass Eating)

Headshot of Missy MartinezMissy Martinez

Most Deleted Instagram Star in the World

Headshot of Dani DanielsDani Daniels

Most Enthusiastic Auditioner

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Most Flawless Usage of Booty as a Car Washing Device

Headshot of Mandy MuseMandy Muse

Most Hated Strumpet of Birds Everywhere

Headshot of Veruca JamesVeruca James

Most Inventive Usage of Hairbrush Handles and Zuccini

Headshot of Aria AlexanderAria Alexander

Most Kissable Lips

Headshot of Hope HowellHope Howell

Most Likely To Drive Topless

Headshot of Angela WhiteAngela White

Most Likely To Give A Keynote Speech…While Wearing A Buttplug

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Most Likely To Go Commando While Wearing a Grass Skirt

Headshot of Kissa SinsKissa Sins

Most Likely To Growl While Fucking

Headshot of Romi RainRomi Rain

Most Likely To Have An Orgy On Mt. Everest

Headshot of Abigail MacAbigail Mac

Most Likely To Insist On “Death By Cock”

Headshot of Sarah VandellaSarah Vandella

Most Likely To Seduce Your Cousin’s Girlfriend…and/or Your Uncle

Headshot of Kate EnglandKate England

Most On Fleek Freak

Headshot of Laela PryceLaela Pryce

Most Pleasurable Workout Routine

Headshot of Riley ReidRiley Reid

Most Talented Tongue

Headshot of Sasha HeartSasha Heart

Mostly Lesbian

Headshot of Cadence LuxCadence Lux

Motivational Temptress

Headshot of Ash HollywoodAsh Hollywood

Mouthy Gobsnite

Headshot of Samantha BentleySamantha Bentley

Mrs. Porn

Headshot of Anikka AlbriteAnikka Albrite

Naturally Curvy

Headshot of SiriSiri

Official Resident of Nipple Paradise

Headshot of Ella NovaElla Nova

Petite Supermodel

Headshot of Odette DelacroixOdette Delacroix

Piledriver Princess

Headshot of Jennifer WhiteJennifer White

Pint Sized Goddess

Headshot of Pristine EdgePristine Edge

Pint Sized Pervert

Headshot of Gabriella PaltrovaGabriella Paltrova

Popsicle Princess

Headshot of Sara LuvvSara Luvv

Potty Pic Princess

Headshot of Ashley FiresAshley Fires

Professional Dick Cuddler

Headshot of Carter CruiseCarter Cruise

Professor of Hand To Butthole Ratio Physics

Headshot of Dana DeArmondDana DeArmond

Queen of the Camel Toe

Headshot of Chanel PrestonChanel Preston

Queen of the Cuckolds

Headshot of Leya FalconLeya Falcon

Queen of the Onesie

Headshot of Alix LynxAlix Lynx

Rave Monster

Headshot of Jillian JansonJillian Janson

Rembrandt of the Gape

Headshot of Proxy PaigeProxy Paige

Sexiest Five Hole

Headshot of August AmesAugust Ames

Sinewy Seductress

Headshot of Kendra LustKendra Lust

Snapchat Sweetheart of the Year

Headshot of Trinity St. ClairTrinity St. Clair

Spiritual Beauty

Headshot of Karla KushKarla Kush

Tastier Than All The Timbits in Toronto Combined

Headshot of Marley BrinxMarley Brinx

Thank God She Does Anal Now!

Headshot of Lola FoxxLola Foxx

Thank God She’s Taking Dick Now!!

Headshot of Abigail MacAbigail Mac

The Asshole Whisperer

Headshot of Dana VespoliDana Vespoli

The Cause and Effect of Sluttery

Headshot of Karmen KarmaKarmen Karma

The Green Arrow’s Favorite Archer

Headshot of Britney AmberBritney Amber

The Human Sexipede

Headshot of Sasha HeartSasha Heart

The Main Reason ‘Daisy Dukes’ Remain So Enchanting

Headshot of Mandy MuseMandy Muse

The Rasputin of the Strap On

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

The Runway Model

Headshot of Skin DiamondSkin Diamond

The Sexy Divorcee We ALL Wish Would Move In Next Door

Headshot of Cherie DeVilleCherie DeVille

The Slut of Slytherin

Headshot of Ela DarlingEla Darling

The Slut of the Sunshine

Headshot of Kacy LaneKacy Lane

The Slut Supreme

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Totally Un-Trollable

Headshot of Katrina JadeKatrina Jade

Triple Penetration Expert

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Tumblr Tramp of the Year

Headshot of Jodi TaylorJodi Taylor

Untamable Tart

Headshot of Alix LynxAlix Lynx

Vagina Archiologist

Headshot of Melissa MayMelissa May

Vampire Sweetheart

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Vietnamese Vixen

Headshot of Cindy StarfallCindy Starfall

Virtual Reality Vixen

Headshot of Ela DarlingEla Darling

Workout Warrior

Headshot of Sarah VandellaSarah Vandella

World’s Coolest Self Proclaimed ‘Cunt’

Headshot of Rachel MidoriRachel Midori

World’s Greatest Omelet Chef

Headshot of Charlotte SartreCharlotte Sartre

World’s Greatest Star Virtually Unknown In America

Headshot of Arwen GoldArwen Gold

World’s Hottest Soccer Hooligan

Headshot of Tanya TateTanya Tate

World’s Nicest Self Proclaimed ‘Super Cunt’

Headshot of Melissa MayMelissa May

World’s Sexiest Crazy Cat Lady

Headshot of Leya FalconLeya Falcon

World’s Sexiest Smartass

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

World’s Sexiest Would Be Librarian

Headshot of Indigo AugustineIndigo Augustine

Your Girlfriend’s Favorite Star

Headshot of Tara MorganTara Morgan

Musings from AVN week

I dread doing a write-up  after every convention; sometimes procrastinating until the next year comes up and realising that I forgot to from the gaps in our archive. This was my 14th AVN and I have been to at least  30 conventions overall. Anyone who actually attends these things can vouch the amount of fatigue that sets in after coming home. It’s not just physical but mental because your brain had been bombarded with stimuli. My colleagues and other porn people have noted in the past that I am not much of a talker after semi-patiently waiting in line, and our conversations are reduced to my nodding at them and some clicks. I do this because I have to catch up with a lot of people, and I don’t want to hold up the fan lines.

So getting that out of the way, here are the photos:

Gia Paige, Melissa Moore, Marsha May, Cassidy Banks
Convention photos
Carter Cruise and Aiden Ashley; all coy
Awards photos

(Click on the photos to be brought to the Flickr Galleries)

Some observations:

  • The first person I saw and greeted upon arriving at the convention hotel was James Deen. I shook his hand and did not see him again until near the end of the AVN Awards when he flitted through with Chanel Preston. I did not observe whether he was treated as a pariah during the festivities but did overhear conversations of talent defending him and fans excited to meet him.
  • After years of improvement, the expo and awards show regressed this year with security and logistics.  Perhaps the show hired a new security firm because they were more heavy handed this year and clueless about controlling the crowds. What was even funnier was watching security block the awards production staff from setting up the awards.
  • Webcam companies dominated the show in terms of square footage and sponsorship. Myfreecams girls were everywhere and the Chaturbate booth was huge. I didn’t meet many webcam models because they seemed more interested in their laptops and webcams than the crowds.
  • The best booth to hang out at was Colette/X-Art, especially in meeting Leah Gotti and Alex Grey. Second best was Jules Jordan’s booth featuring Riley Reid who for the fifth year in a row was the most popular girl at the convention. Bella Danger may have been the second most popular girl at the convention.
  • Mick Blue and Anikka Albrite were easily the most accessible couple, greeting fans far outside of the hospices of the convention.
  • The most inaccessible booth again was Wicked Pictures. Their directors and contract girls have always been great when you actually get to meet them, but their security and support staff are less than genial to deal with.
  • Aria Alexander, winner of the second season of DP Star, apologised for squinting due to cum in her eye while we were taking a selfie. Even though I heard her then, I did not process that in my head until reviewing the photo.
  • Jillian Janson was a tornado at night and sunshine during the day. I was my less than optimal self following her, Kimmy Granger,  and Trillium around.
  • A lot of people surmised that the award winners knew ahead of time of their wins. You wouldn’t believe that after seeing Penny Pax react to her winning Best Actress with tears. I also saw the juxtaposition of reactions of Riley Reid and the other nominees for Female Performer of the Year to know that their emotions are authentic.

Until next year…

P.S. Thank you, Anna de Ville and Melissa Moore.
Anna de Ville Melissa Moore

 

The 2016 Spank Bank Award Nominees Are…

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Live from my newly remodeled man cave in the suburbs of warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA it’s time for the 6th Annual Spank Bank Awards, proudly presented to you by IAFD.com! The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the dirty little sluts in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows. This year’s collection of perverted honors features a record number of major categories, including (for the 1st time in Spank Bank history) awards for Website, Production Studio, and Director of the Year along with Dick of the Year for the male performers. And as always, there is an abundance of ‘technical’ awards (to be given out at a separate ceremony later this month) giving kudos on a variety of subjects.

The titles of ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, ‘Dirty Little Slut of the Year’, and the highly coveted ‘Most Spanked To Girl of the Year’ – aka the unholy trinity of filthy awards excellence – were once again an all out war for slutty supremacy. Whether they win or not, every single nominee should be commended for not only their contribution to porn, but for their generous donations to the welfare of mankind in general. Especially to the dirty minded perverts among us. So, without further ado, the results of this year’s Spank Bank Awards:

* Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (me), noted adult film connoisseurs (me), outside adult industry media insiders (me), x-rated film fans (me), and a committee chairman (also me). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Asshole of the Year

ATM Machine

Bad Ass Brunette of the Year

BBC Slut of the Year

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Best Ass Licking Artist

Best Body Built For Sin

Best Booty

Best ‘Come Fuck Me’ Eyes

Best High Speed DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Best ‘Just Got Fucked’ Hair

Best Legs

Best ‘O’ Face

Best ‘Resting Bitch’ Face

Best Smile

Best Swallower

Best Vocals

Bionic Butthole

Blonde Babe of the Year

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Born To Hand Job

Cocksucker of the Year

Countess of Contortionism

Cumback of the Year

Customs Making Mogul of the Year

Deepest Throat

Dick of the Year

Director of the Year

Dirty Little Slut of the Year

DP Diva of the Year

Excellence in Lawn Maintenance (aka Best Groomed Bush)

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Fun Sized Fuck Bunny

Gangbanged Princess of the Year

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Imported Temptress of the Year

Instagram Girl of the Year

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Masturbator of the Year

Mattress Actress of the Year

Most Adorable Slut

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Most Beautiful Seductress

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Most Luxurious Labia

Most Magnificent MILF

Most Photogenic

Most Spanked To Girl of the Year

Most Underrated Slut

Most Voluptuous Vixen

Newcummer of the Year

Next Level Star of the Year

PAWG of the Year

Porn’s Next Superstar

Prettiest “Whore Mouth”

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Pretty In Pink (aka Prettiest Pussy)

Puppeteer of the Year (aka Best Hands/Fister)

Pussy Eating Princess of the Year

Pussy of the Year

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Sexiest Painted Lady

Sexiest Woman Alive

Smooth As Silk (aka Best Bald Beaver)

Spanking Slut of the Year

Super Squirter of the Year

The Contessa of Cum

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

The Girl Next Door … Only Better

The Total Package

Tightest Twat

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway

Webcam Girl of the Year

Wet Dream Girl

Congrats to the 2016 AVN Award Winners!

10The 2016 AVN Awards were handed out on January 23, 2016 at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.  The show was hosted by performers Anikka Albrite, Joanna Angel and comedienne Kate Quigley.

Here are the winners:

 All-Girl Performer of the Year

BBW Performer of the Year

Best Actor

Best Actress

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

Best All-Girl Movie

Best Amateur/Pro-Am Movie

Best Anal Movie

Best Anal Sex Scene

Best Anthology Movie

Best Art Direction

Best BDSM Movie

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene

Best Cinematography

Best Comedy

Best Director: Feature

Best Director: Foreign Feature

Best Director: Foreign Non-Feature

Best Director: Non-Feature

Best Director: Parody

Best Double Penetration Sex Scene

Best Drama

Best Editing

Best Ethnic Movie

Best Foreign Feature

Best Foreign Non-Feature

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene

Best Gonzo Movie

Best Group Sex Scene

Best Ingenue Movie

Best Interracial Movie

Best Makeup

Best Male Newcomer

Best Marketing Campaign – Individual Project

Best MILF Movie

Best New Starlet

Best Non-Sex Performance

Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release

Best Oral Movie

Best Oral Sex Scene

Best Orgy/Gangbang Movie

Best Parody

Best Polyamory Movie

Best Porn Star Website

Best POV Sex Scene

Best Screenplay

Best Screenplay: Parody

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production

Best Solo Movie

Best Solo Website

Best Solo/Tease Performance

Best Soundtrack

Best Special Effects

Best Specialty Movie – Other Genre

Best Star Showcase

Best Supporting Actress

Best T/A Movie

Best Taboo Relations Movie

Best Three-Way Sex Scene – B/B/G

Best Three-Way Sex Scene: G/G/B

Best Transsexual Movie

Best Transsexual Sex Scene

Best Web Director

Clever Title of the Year

Director of the Year

Fan Award: Favorite Female Porn Star

Fan Award: Favorite Male Porn Star

Fan Award: Favorite Trans Performer

Fan Award: Hottest MILF

Fan Award: Hottest Newcomer

Fan Award: Most Epic Ass

Fan Award: Most Spectacular Boobs

Fan Award: Social Media Star

Female Foreign Performer of the Year

Female Performer of the Year

Mainstream Star of the Year

Male Foreign Performer of the Year

Male Performer of the Year

MILF Performer of the Year

Most Outrageous Sex Scene

Movie of the Year

Transsexual Performer of the Year

Hall of Fame (Executive Branch)

Hall of Fame (Video Branch)

Since we don’t cover 100% of the AVN Categories, here’s a PDF of the full list of winners.