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Merry Christmas!

For the seventh year running (sorry for missing you 2008!), here’re some titles to get you in the Christmas spirit!

You might want to check out last year’s Obligatory Christmas Post which covers some of last year’s on-line goodies as well…

This year, Naughty America bring us Nicole Aniston in an episode of “My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend” where she needs to convince Kris Slater and Dane Cross to dress up like elves and help bring gifts to the orphanage.  (Spoiler alert: it involves blowjobs)

Over at Brazzers, they’ve got a bit more going on.

Ariella Ferrera stars in the Mommy Got Boobs episode, MILF and Cookies… when her butler James Deen eats all the cookies she’s left for Santa (Tommy Gunn), she’s left with little choice as to ensure her presents on Christmas.  (Spoiler alert: It involves getting DP’d by Santa and her cookie eating butler.)

Over at MILFs Like It Big, “Stuff My Stocking” finds Lezley Zen pissed at the holidays, and it takes elf Kieran Lee to show her the true meaning of Christmas… cock.

And since MILFs can’t have all the fun, Lexi Bloom gets to have some fun of her own in the Teens Like It Big episode “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas… on my face!” where she schtupps a department store Santa (Johnny Sins).

On the DVD/VOD side of things, our ever expanding list of titles…

If you like hetero or girl/girl porn, you might like:

But, if you prefer boy-boy action, you these might turn your crank:

Venus Berlin 2011

I crossed the pond to go to the porn show in Berlin. As in the previous year, the show decreased in size in terms of space, exhibitors, and girls. Even the number of attendees seemed to be less. Since the show was hosted earlier this year, it might have been the nicer weather keeping the masses from attending a darkly lit convention hall filled with the musty smell of German perverts.

I am biased so the strongest booths this year were American and they were near each other so I didn’t have to do much walking back and forth to see something interesting. Clips4Sale featured the perennial MVP Ashley Fires who always knows how to work a crowd along with sort of newbie Missy Rhodes and special guest star, Monique Alexander. Meanwhile Girlfriends Films imported 4 American girls plus Sandra Shine & Hana Black.

I enjoyed gabbing with Shyla Jennings for a while. It’s a bummer she doesn’t do boys. Click on her photo or Ashley and Missy for a censored photoset on Flickr.

Previous Venus Berlins:

Exxxotica LA 2011

Made another quick stop into LA last week to see my friends at Exxxotica. It is the second year in LA for the show, and it was definitely bigger this year in terms of the number of exhibitors and attendees. However the crowd didn’t seem to match the Chicago show, even on Friday when ladies attended for free. Guess the LA women aren’t big fans of porn.

Andy San Dimas

Click on Andy for the gallery.

My favourite booth this year was clearly the myfreecams booth. Like the name says, they were so many girls webcamming at show and some forgot they had a live audience in front of them. Thank you, girls!

I didn’t attend any of the parties nor did I want to after my experience in Chicago. As Murtaugh would say, I’m just too old for this shit. I spent the nights holed up in my room with a porn star or two, and my camera. Well that and also having dinner with Lily Labeau and company. I <3 her.

Exxxotica Chicago 2011

So I decided to make a quick 3-day trip up to Chicago to check out its first Exxxotica show. I had been to the Miami show the previous year, and it seemed about the same size in terms of number of exhibitors. Numerous porn girls that had signed for last year’s Chicago Exxxtacy show commented Exxxotica was much bigger in terms of booths and girls.

Stage shows were fun with a heavy bdsm theme. My favourite one was the Pretty Things Peep Show which featured Stoya performing her aerial tricks for the first time.

aerial Stoya

Click on Stoya for the photos from Exxxotica.

The amount of fans that attended the Chicago show was impressive. One promotion that contributed to this turnout was that women got to attend Friday for free. This resulted in the most gender balanced porn convention day that I have ever attended. Many girlfriends and wives attended with their men and I saw groups of women browsing with no men in sight. They seemed just as elated to meet the female porn stars and buy their products as the typical fanboy. Maybe even more so since they did not have to pay the entry fee.

However, this female balance did not translate to the parties. Only people who had bought vip tickets to the show were allowed into the Friday after-party or they had to pay $20 at the door. You see where this is going. Since the women did not have to buy tickets for the show, they would have had to pay 20 dollars to get in. You had a ballroom full of sausage absent-mindedly staring at go-go dancers. Mr. Pete and I were absent-mindedly helping ourselves to a grey goose bottle in the vip section until the show organisers objected that it was their hooch. Oops. I didn’t even bother checking out the Saturday after-party but heard the same complaint from people that had attended.

About the only other disappointment about the show was the lack of nudity compared to last year’s Exxxtacy show. Chicago seemed lax about the nudity during that show but every girl this year told me they couldn’t flash people because they were fearful of some thousand dollar fine due to a warning from the show’s organizers. Is that the going rate for indecent exposure in Illinois?

Americans Watch Porn At Work?!

A new Harris Interactive Poll shows that 3% of Americans watch porn AT WORK!

(Cue the dramatic music!)

The Young Turks have this to offer:

Jimmy Dore proves that comedy is funniest when it’s true.

“… these young gentleman: we grew up on different porn. I grew up in the eighties, and now they can watch porn anywhere, and no one even knows. But in the 80s, you couldn’t do that. It was a big deal. First you had to secure the area, lock a few doors… you couldn’t watch it on a computer… we had to watch it on a TV and a VCR. TWO MACHINES! We needed two machines to watch porn! A VHS tape! … Modern porn is too gross. The guys who made it in the 80s cared about the women! Sometimes you’d see the whole woman! Now, it’s like “Is that a vagina or an arm pit? Is that an intestine? I like to look at a woman’s ass, I don’t need to see where it makes the shit.

Word.

Thanks to JLB for the link!