The 2016 Spank Bank Award Nominees Are…

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Live from my newly remodeled man cave in the suburbs of warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA it’s time for the 6th Annual Spank Bank Awards, proudly presented to you by IAFD.com! The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the dirty little sluts in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows. This year’s collection of perverted honors features a record number of major categories, including (for the 1st time in Spank Bank history) awards for Website, Production Studio, and Director of the Year along with Dick of the Year for the male performers. And as always, there is an abundance of ‘technical’ awards (to be given out at a separate ceremony later this month) giving kudos on a variety of subjects.

The titles of ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, ‘Dirty Little Slut of the Year’, and the highly coveted ‘Most Spanked To Girl of the Year’ – aka the unholy trinity of filthy awards excellence – were once again an all out war for slutty supremacy. Whether they win or not, every single nominee should be commended for not only their contribution to porn, but for their generous donations to the welfare of mankind in general. Especially to the dirty minded perverts among us. So, without further ado, the results of this year’s Spank Bank Awards:

* Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (me), noted adult film connoisseurs (me), outside adult industry media insiders (me), x-rated film fans (me), and a committee chairman (also me). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Asshole of the Year

ATM Machine

Bad Ass Brunette of the Year

BBC Slut of the Year

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Best Ass Licking Artist

Best Body Built For Sin

Best Booty

Best ‘Come Fuck Me’ Eyes

Best High Speed DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Best ‘Just Got Fucked’ Hair

Best Legs

Best ‘O’ Face

Best ‘Resting Bitch’ Face

Best Smile

Best Swallower

Best Vocals

Bionic Butthole

Blonde Babe of the Year

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Born To Hand Job

Cocksucker of the Year

Countess of Contortionism

Cumback of the Year

Customs Making Mogul of the Year

Deepest Throat

Dick of the Year

Director of the Year

Dirty Little Slut of the Year

DP Diva of the Year

Excellence in Lawn Maintenance (aka Best Groomed Bush)

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Fun Sized Fuck Bunny

Gangbanged Princess of the Year

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Imported Temptress of the Year

Instagram Girl of the Year

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Masturbator of the Year

Mattress Actress of the Year

Most Adorable Slut

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Most Beautiful Seductress

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Most Luxurious Labia

Most Magnificent MILF

Most Photogenic

Most Spanked To Girl of the Year

Most Underrated Slut

Most Voluptuous Vixen

Newcummer of the Year

Next Level Star of the Year

PAWG of the Year

Porn’s Next Superstar

Prettiest “Whore Mouth”

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Pretty In Pink (aka Prettiest Pussy)

Puppeteer of the Year (aka Best Hands/Fister)

Pussy Eating Princess of the Year

Pussy of the Year

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Sexiest Painted Lady

Sexiest Woman Alive

Smooth As Silk (aka Best Bald Beaver)

Spanking Slut of the Year

Super Squirter of the Year

The Contessa of Cum

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

The Girl Next Door … Only Better

The Total Package

Tightest Twat

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway

Webcam Girl of the Year

Wet Dream Girl

Congrats to the 2016 AVN Award Winners!

10The 2016 AVN Awards were handed out on January 23, 2016 at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.  The show was hosted by performers Anikka Albrite, Joanna Angel and comedienne Kate Quigley.

Here are the winners:

 All-Girl Performer of the Year

BBW Performer of the Year

Best Actor

Best Actress

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

Best All-Girl Movie

Best Amateur/Pro-Am Movie

Best Anal Movie

Best Anal Sex Scene

Best Anthology Movie

Best Art Direction

Best BDSM Movie

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene

Best Cinematography

Best Comedy

Best Director: Feature

Best Director: Foreign Feature

Best Director: Foreign Non-Feature

Best Director: Non-Feature

Best Director: Parody

Best Double Penetration Sex Scene

Best Drama

Best Editing

Best Ethnic Movie

Best Foreign Feature

Best Foreign Non-Feature

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene

Best Gonzo Movie

Best Group Sex Scene

Best Ingenue Movie

Best Interracial Movie

Best Makeup

Best Male Newcomer

Best Marketing Campaign – Individual Project

Best MILF Movie

Best New Starlet

Best Non-Sex Performance

Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release

Best Oral Movie

Best Oral Sex Scene

Best Orgy/Gangbang Movie

Best Parody

Best Polyamory Movie

Best Porn Star Website

Best POV Sex Scene

Best Screenplay

Best Screenplay: Parody

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production

Best Solo Movie

Best Solo Website

Best Solo/Tease Performance

Best Soundtrack

Best Special Effects

Best Specialty Movie – Other Genre

Best Star Showcase

Best Supporting Actress

Best T/A Movie

Best Taboo Relations Movie

Best Three-Way Sex Scene – B/B/G

Best Three-Way Sex Scene: G/G/B

Best Transsexual Movie

Best Transsexual Sex Scene

Best Web Director

Clever Title of the Year

Director of the Year

Fan Award: Favorite Female Porn Star

Fan Award: Favorite Male Porn Star

Fan Award: Favorite Trans Performer

Fan Award: Hottest MILF

Fan Award: Hottest Newcomer

Fan Award: Most Epic Ass

Fan Award: Most Spectacular Boobs

Fan Award: Social Media Star

Female Foreign Performer of the Year

Female Performer of the Year

Mainstream Star of the Year

Male Foreign Performer of the Year

Male Performer of the Year

MILF Performer of the Year

Most Outrageous Sex Scene

Movie of the Year

Transsexual Performer of the Year

Hall of Fame (Executive Branch)

Hall of Fame (Video Branch)

Since we don’t cover 100% of the AVN Categories, here’s a PDF of the full list of winners.

Congrats to the 2016 XBiz Awards Winners!

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The 2016 XBiz Awards were handed out  on January 15 at the J.W. Marriott at L.A. Live in downtown Los Angeles.   The show was hosted by Stoya.

Congrats to Lee Roy Meyers and all the folks over at WoodRocket.com for beating us in the Adult Site of the Year: Fan Site category.  Maybe next year!

All-Black Release of the Year

All-Girl Release of the Year

All-Sex Release of the Year

Amateur Release of the Year

Asian-Themed Release of the Year

BDSM Release of the Year

Best Actor – Couples-Themed Release

Best Actor – Feature Movie

Best Actor – Parody Release

Best Actress – All-Girl Release

Best Actress – Couples-Themed Release

Best Actress – Feature Movie

Best Actress – Parody Release

Best Art Direction

Best Cinematography

Best Editing

Best Male Newcomer

Best Music

Best New Starlet

Best Non-Sex Performance

Best Scene – All-Girl

Best Scene – All-Sex Release

Best Scene – Couples-Themed Release

Best Scene – Feature Release

Best Scene – Gonzo Release

Best Scene – Parody Release

Best Scene – Vignette Release

Best Special Effects

Best Supporting Actress

Couples-Themed Release of the Year

Crossover Star of the Year

Director of the Year – Feature Release

Director of the Year – Non-Feature Release

Director of the Year – Parody

Director of the Year: Body of Work

Feature Movie of the Year

Female Performer of the Year

Fetish Release of the Year

Foreign Director of the Year

Foreign Feature Release of the Year

Foreign Female Performer of the Year

Foreign Male Performer of the Year

Foreign Non-Feature Release of the Year

Gay Director of the Year

Gay Movie of the Year

Gay Performer of the Year

Girl/Girl Performer of the Year

Gonzo Release of the Year

Interracial Release of the Year

Latin-Themed Release of the Year

Male Performer of the Year

Marketing Campaign of the Year

MILF Performer of the Year

Parody Release of the Year

Performer Showcase of the Year

Pro-Am Release of the Year

Specialty Release of the Year

Transgender Director of the Year

Transgender Performer of the Year

Transgender Release of the Year

Vignette Release of the Year

A Look at The 1987 Winter CES Adult Exhibitors

Mozzer CESWith the XBiz Show and the Adult Entertainment Expo right around the corner, photographer John A. Mozzer (who is also known around these parts as performer Alan Adrian) shared a bunch of photos he took around the 1987 Winter CES – when the adult exhibitors were tucked away on the second floor of the Sahara.

We can’t recommend enough getting lost and clicking around John’s meticulously captioned galleries over on SmugMug – it’s a cornucopia of the NYC downtown scene (and elsewhere) peppered with some familiar faces and a really great eye for the candid…

Click on the picture below to see the rest of the CES gallery:

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Source: John A. Mozzer’s gallery of 1987 Winter CES, Adult Exhibitors, Las Vegas

Sarah Vandella: “I’m hornier than ever…”

Sarah Vandella
After eight years in the adult industry, some might think that a female pornstar would be considered a ‘seasoned veteran’ of the industry. While that is true in the case of the magnificent Sarah Vandella, the fact is she is just now reaching the pinnacle of super stardom. I state that with the knowledge that this is a woman who’s received literally dozens of award nominations (including several you’ve seen right here in IAFD’s Spank Bank Awards, and are certain to see many more in this year’s edition). As she’s reached her early thirties, you practically can’t look at a list of new DVDs or freshly printed men’s magazines without seeing the ever sexy blonde bombshell on the cover. Hard work (no pun intended), raw sexual prowess, and the desire to constantly and consistently churn out scintillating performances are all trademarks of Sarah Vandella, and she does it all with a smile on her face. That smile is a testament to how much she truly loves what she’s doing.

Crazy fun, super cool, as fan friendly as you can get, funny, charming, a great conversationalist, and absolutely stunning…. What else can you say about the unstoppable Sarah Vandella? She just keeps getting better and better while her star keeps glowing brighter and brighter.

Sarah Vandella in LeWood's 'BAM Blonde Anal MILFs'
Sarah Vandella in LeWood‘s ‘BAM Blonde Anal MILFs’

Gabriel Lan: From one former porn video store clerk to another, thank you very much for doing this interview with me. How long did you work at the video store? I’m guessing it was just a part time job. How did you end of working there in the 1st place? lol

Sarah Vandella: Well of course, you’re very “welcum” (see what I did there)! I started at the Pleasure Palace in East Northport, NY in 2005. I was just about to turn 22, and the owner Joey hired me. What led me there was sheer curiosity! I was sexually shy in high school, so I wanted to see what it felt like to be around porn. Turns out, I loved it!

Gabriel Lan: As did I, I’m sure you had some rather interesting customers come into the store, “Regular irregulars” as I liked to call them. What are some of the more memorable ones?

Sarah Vandella: The customers were nice, but super quiet and most wouldn’t talk to me. I looked like jailbait! However, Joey’s wife Michele (who is stunning) knew all the customers by first and last name and they eventually warmed up to me. I don’t recall anyone being anything but respectful and kind when I started shooting. Even when I ended up under contract they were always supportive of me and still are to this day.

Sarah in Hustler Video's 'Darker Shade'
Sarah in Hustler Video’s ‘Darker Shade’

Gabriel Lan: Is that where you really began to be intrigued by the thought of working in the sex industry?

Sarah Vandella: I was already intrigued by the sex industry from working at the porn shop. It was a way for me to start small because I was actually shy, so I didn’t want to just jump right into it.

Gabriel Lan: From my own experience working in a porn store, very few things ‘shock’ me. You become ‘desensitized’ to certain things. You become more likely to not be offended by jokes about sex, for example, and can certainly “one up” the other guy. Do you fell that way at all? Do very little ‘shock’ you or make you go “Ewwww, gross!” lol What DOES shock you?

Sarah Vandella: Not much. Anything with animals, which is just wrong!!!

Gabriel Lan: From the video store, you then became an exotic dancer, and you are still on the feature dancing circuit to this day, right? You still enjoy it? Does being a featured performer make it more enjoyable for you? What are some of your favorite cities to be the headliner?

Sarah Vandella: Yes, that’s correct. I started dancing in 2006 and I loved it. I’ve done some feature dancing over the years, but I’m interested in pursuing it more now, so I’m working on that!

Ms Vandella in Naughty America's 'Housewife 1 on 1 37'
Ms Vandella in Naughty America’s ‘Housewife 1 on 1 37’

Gabriel Lan: In my humble opinion, you are one of the hardest working performers in the industry, and from what I see on Twitter and Instagram, that goes for off screen as well. Tell me about your workout regiment. How often do you work out? Would you say you’re in much better shape fitness wise now than when you started in the industry?

Sarah Vandella: Thank you so much, I appreciate that! Fitness and a healthy lifestyle have become a way of life for me over the past couple of years. I went through some hard times where alcohol and drugs were becoming a priority and taking care of myself wasn’t. Sadly, most of it is reflected through my work during 2012-2014. I turned my stuff around early in 2014 and I’ve been doing wonderful ever since.

Sarah Vandella: What also helps me is that I have a close and open relationship with my family. They do not judge my choice of working industry; they are also incredibly supportive of my healthy lifestyle. Working out is a form of therapy for me. For example, when I fuck in my scenes my endorphins are racing and I’m so incredibly happy. Exercise gives me the same feeling. It’s my “me time”, so I can go and share my porn with the rest of the world. Balance is a big part of it as well. I don’t believe in over exercising, which can cause injury. I believe in four to five days of cardio with ankle weights followed by circuit of squats, lunges, planks, and burpees! I’ll take exercise classes and I’ll incorporate moves and strength exercises that I’ve learned from trainers over the years.

Sarah getting sweaty in Zero Tolerance's 'Big Busty Workout 4'
Sarah getting sweaty in Zero Tolerance’s ‘Big Busty Workout 4’

Gabriel Lan: Speaking of Twitter, at last count, how many times HAVE you been suspended or completely forced to create a new account? LoL You’re so naughty…

Sarah Vandella: Yeah, I was suspended for being a naughty girl on Twitter, but I made nice and so far so good! I did have to start from scratch last year after the 2014 AVN’s, but with support from industry friends, studios, and fans I’ve gotten my followers back. I look forward to increasing them!

Gabriel Lan: I know you can’t speak for everyone, but in your opinion has social media been just as much a positive for pornstars as it has been for the fans? Despite the drawbacks, i.e. the trolls and assholes that also come along with it.

Sarah Vandella: Absolutely, I believe social media has had a positive impact on allowing the fans to see that adult stars are approachable. We have a different kind of job, but Twitter for instance allows the fan an inside look at our lives. Also, I think social media is great because you can see-through the bullshit! You can see who’s consistent; you can see who actually cares, and who puts effort in. It’s a good thing!

Sarah in throated.com's 'Throated Contest 2014: Sarah Vandella'
Sarah in throated.com’s ‘Throated Contest 2014: Sarah Vandella’

Gabriel Lan: True or False: Was #TittieTuesday on Twitter was invented with Sarah Vandella specifically in mind?

Sarah Vandella: You’re too sweet!!! I actually would love to know the history behind #TittieTuesday, but sadly that’s false. I can’t take full credit!

Gabriel Lan: You have gone from ‘little to no anal’ to ‘Anal Warrior’ over the last couple of years, especially recently. Where did this newfound desire for anal come from? You really enjoy it now? It seems like you almost prefer it on screen these days.

Sarah Vandella: Well thank you. I have been enjoying it very much, indeed! I feel it was something that came with blossoming into my 30s! I’m hornier than ever and experiencing anal orgasms has become a huge turn on for me! I took my time and have done it on my terms 100%. It feels awesome to be able to share this chapter of my career with my fans!

Gabriel Lan: Also in the last couple of years, you’ve done a lot of interracial scenes. Not that you weren’t doing IR before, but it seems like you’re in virtually every big IR release and/or anal movie lately lol. Do you have a preference when it comes to scenes? How about off screen?

Sarah Vandella: I’m thrilled to have been able to shoot IR for some of the best companies out there including Arch Angel’s “Anal Warriors 2“, Evil Angel’s “Anal Angels” directed by Jonni Darkko and Hustler Video’s A Darker Shade“. I’m 8 years in the biz, and still being presented with opportunities to work with incredible studios and talent, which is really all I could ask for. As for off screen, truth be told, I’m super shy and picky! If I think a guy is hot or sexy, I will usually make the first move. Problem is the ones I like are usually taken!

Sarah with the incredible Jada Stevens in ArchAngel Productions' 'Anal Warriors 2'
Sarah with the incredible Jada Stevens in ArchAngel Productions’ ‘Anal Warriors 2’

Gabriel Lan: You have done multiple blow bangs and gangbangs now. Is being overwhelmed by copious amounts of dick something you fantasize about? Are you in fact living out your own fantasies in those scenes?

Sarah Vandella: Oh my… got hot reading this question! Yes blow/gang bangs are a huge fantasy for me! So much that I remember day dreaming about boys in my grade school as a young girl, and having them lined up in front of me and just being passed around! I’m pretty sure in those fantasies it was make out, heavy petting only, because I was still pretty innocent! And, it’s only overwhelming in a very good fun way!

Gabriel Lan: Over the last couple of years, your Girl/Girl scenes haven’t been as frequent as they were in the past Is that by design? Are you simply more focused than ever on dick? We will continue to see you teamed with other gorgeous ladies, I hope….

Sarah Vandella: Hmmm…h, I’m definitely not forgetting about the ladies. I just shot a very hot girl/girl with Tara Morgan for Elegant Angel / Club 59’s “Teach Me 4“. Also I had a lovely girl/girl with the sexy Jade Nile for Hustler’s “A Darker Shade” in 2015. And before that in 2014, I shot a very hot scene with Daisy Haze for Zero Tolerence’s “Kittens & Cougars 8“…I love shooting anything from solo to dialogue sequences to hardcore sex with both girls and guys!

Sarah Vandella in Dogfart's 'Gangbang Her Little White Thang 14'
Sarah Vandella in Dogfart’s ‘Gangbang Her Little White Thang 14’

Gabriel Lan: You’ve already taken your game to ‘the next level’ in my humble opinion, so what is the “next level” for you? What are some things you haven’t done that you want to try?

Sarah Vandella: Well my hopes and goals are to obtain some awards and recognition. My dream is to win Best Actress.

Gabriel Lan: Is that a long term goal and aspiration for you? Winning AVN Awards?

Sarah Vandella: Yes! Absolutely! I would love to win AVN Best Actress. And be inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame.

Gabriel Lan: What do you hope / plan / want to see yourself doing, say…five years from now?

Sarah Vandella: Still shooting porn and building my fan base even more, more feature dancing of course, and I would love to eventually direct…and have an AVN for Best Actress sitting on my mantle.

The lovely Sarah Vandella in Devil's Film's 'Blacked Out 2'
The lovely Sarah Vandella in Devil’s Film’s ‘Blacked Out 2’

Gabriel Lan: What’s next for Sarah Vandella? What do you have upcoming that you’re really excited about?

Sarah Vandella: What’s next is continuing to shoot porn for SarahVandella.com, as well as other companies. Fans have more access to me than ever before. They can request Custom Videos from me at Customs4U.com. Fans can also call or text me directly at Dreamlover.com and find my name under lovers and click to purchase.

Gabriel Lan: If the ‘Real Housewives of” wherever were cast with pornstars, would the shows be any better? Certainly the makeup sex after the fights and arguments would be exponentially better lol. ‘Real Housewives of Chatsworth’? ‘Real Housewives of the San Fernando Valley’ maybe?

Sarah Vandella: I love all the housewives! Totally a guilty pleasure of mine! I don’t know if porn stars would make it better as those housewives are pretty ruthless!

Gabriel Lan: I heard somewhere that your parents have been married for 40 years. Wow! That’s a special relationship in today’s world.

Sarah Vandella: Yes, 37 years! They are high school sweethearts, totally a generation thing, just not the same.

Sarah in Mike Adriano Media's 'Butthole Adventures'
Sarah in Mike Adriano Media’s ‘Butthole Adventures’

Gabriel Lan: Do you think you will ever get married? Is that something you want someday?

Sarah Vandella: Currently, I’m not looking for a husband, but if I fall in love, I would be receptive to the possibility of monogamy but that’s a whole other ball game!

Gabriel Lan: What would it take for a guy to keep you interested for 40 years?

Sarah Vandella: He better be a really good pussy eater!

Gabriel Lan: You are a New York girl, so let’s just clear up a few of these: Yankees or Mets? Giants or Jets? Rangers or Islanders?

Sarah Vandella: YANKEES! Giants! Rangers!

Gabriel Lan: How often do you get back to NY?

Sarah Vandella: I get back about 2 times a year!

Sarah Vandella in Brazzers' Working The Webcam'
Sarah Vandella in bigtitsatwork.com‘Working The Webcam’

Gabriel Lan: Is New York City, in fact, THE Greatest City in the World?

Sarah Vandella: I believe it is because there is such a fantastic melting pot of culture all in one place! Museums, restaurants, music & theatre venues — no other place like it!

Gabriel Lan: IF NYC is the greatest city in the world, what is the 2nd greatest?

Sarah Vandella: Oh man, you’re putting me on the spot! It’s hard to say because I’ve been to many beautiful places! I can’t choose just one lol

Gabriel Lan: You’ve already taken your game to ‘the next level’, so what is the “next level” for you? What are some things you haven’t done that you want to try?

Gabriel Lan: Are you as adventurous off screen as you are as a performer? Not sexually speaking, more in the things you do for fun, hobbies, things that interest you, etc.

Sarah Vandella: I enjoy hiking and being outside only when the weather permits. I also like to read, watch movies and TV, and just enjoy my down time.

Sarah Vandella looking stunning in Devil's Film's 'Angelic Asses 5'
Sarah Vandella looking stunning in Devil’s Film’s ‘Angelic Asses 5’

Gabriel Lan: You mentioned how you “took my time and have done it on my terms 100%”. Do you think that’s a big key to having longevity in this industry? Certainly it’s worked for you. Do you think more girls coming into porn now are seeing it that way as well?

Sarah Vandella: I can’t answer for others, but for me it was about finding the balance between on and off camera and finding how to make it work.

Gabriel Lan: Since you mentioned “blossoming into your 30s”, what are your thoughts on women in the adult industry, for the most part, being categorized as a MILF if they are in their 30s? How does the MILF label sit with you? There are plenty of studies that show women hit their sexual peak during that this age. Why can’t they just be ‘smoking hot, experienced ladies who know what they like, want, and need? I mean, besides that being way too long of a category lol

Sarah Vandella: You’re exactly right! There ARE plenty of studies that show women hit their sexual peak during this stage of their life. So why can’t they just be ‘smoking hot, experienced ladies who know what they like, want, and need? I agree! The label doesn’t bother me at all. It sells and it’s funny. Anyone that takes it too seriously should relax because it’s all in good fun!

You can find the positively radiant Sarah Vandella on social media:

Twitter – @MsSarahVandella

Instagram – @realsarahvandella

Get a deeper connection with Sarah at:

Dreamlover – Sarah Vandella

Customs4U – Sarah Vandella

Check out her awesome website: sarahvandella.com

To find the filmography of Sarah Vandella and any of your favorite pornstars, just go to IAFD.com