Today (Nov 14 at 2:40ish Eastern) on Spice Radio’s YouPorn (SiriusXM 103) I’ll be talking about Veronica Hart‘s 2003 movie, Love And Bullets, starring Ginger Lynn and featuring today’s guest, Rebecca Love.
The movie opens with Hershel Savage and Ginger Lynn running around a house shooting at each other. Herschel has an AK-47 while Ginger is packing Dual 9mms. There’s a blue tape line running down the length of the living room.
We hit the credit sequence and which flashes us back to their wedding, and then we begin to zoom thru scenes from a marriage – we seem them having their picture taken with a SOLD sign on their first house. Ginger and Herschel have a very nice chemistry together, and that follows thru after he carries her over the threshold and into the first sex scene.
They take their time, nothing is really rushed. He takes his time pulling per panties down, kissing her legs, her feet; spending some time eating her out in a way almost designed to get her off, not to just add a position to a shot list. They have sex in missionary and he cums on her box. Just like married people. :-)
More scenes from the marriage – they go into business together – “Richard Roman Plastics Manufacturing” becomes “K&R Plastics Manufacturing” and there are more pictures taken. The photo sessions are a nice device and allow us to see them playing together.
Some more scenes of them making out various places, having more pictures taken, she blows him outdoors . . . but then the same old, same old sets in. In another photo shoot, they change the name of the company to “K&R Adult Novelties, Inc” — something that is clearly her idea and he doesn’t want any real part of it.
He’s banging her doggie style and her eyes roll. It’s an uncomfortably funny scene. More arguments. More sexual advances turned down . . . and we’re only 25 minutes in! Ginger looks thru old photo albums (see what they did there!) and tries to remember the good times.
A tense argument over dinner about business about her name not being on any business papers. He tries to play it off as him being chivalrous – taking all the risk for shipping dildoes across state lines, and she asks for a divorce, and he doesn’t want one. SO she breaks a glass on the table and threatens that she hasn’t even gotten started yet.
Back at the office, Herschel is buttering up an unenhanced and super-cute Katie Morgan (God she plays — she is playing, right? — ditzy so fucking well) to be the K&R spokesperson. She thanks him by blowing him . . . and as you could expect, Ginger walks in on them, but as you might not expect (since this is porn) SHE WALKS BACK OUT!
(I should take a moment to say how happy I am that Ginger’s character is named Karen. Herschel has a great New York accent and every time he yells “Ka-ren!” I flash to Ray Liotta yelling at Lorraine Bracco in Goodfellas.)
Katie continues blowing him,then fucks him a bit and he shoots his wad across her chin.
Since turnabout is fairplay, Ginger, back at the house, fucks the poolboy (Kurt Lockwood) and Herschel catches them in the act. Thjere’s a lot of good oral action from Ginger here, first as she’s in the pool and later as they’re 69’ing. Ginger gets buggered and finally, Kurt cums all over her face.
(How times change. Last week’s review had zero facials in it as it was made at a time when they fell out of favor for health reasons.)
Next up, Katie Morgan, Ava Devine and Aria are shooting some porn, and Herschel drops by the set to deliver some dildoes and Veronica Hart brushes him off, telling him she couldn’t use his toys because they kind of stink and she’s using Doc Johnson instead. They talk business and he leaves, letting the g/g/g play out with Veronica shouting some direction while the girls go to town on one another with Aria squirting along the way.
Herschel is on the phone with Ginger and suggests a three way, and she’s playing with her guns and agrees to a three way… but not with him. Billy Glide is having his cock sucked by big-titted Rebecca Love as Ginger sits by sipping some wine. Herschel walks in with flowers and champagne but and sees the writing on the wall, and the tape on the floor — no three-way for him as Ginger spitefully begins to make out with Rebecca and Billy’s cock. Once Ginger gets to blowing Billy, it gives Rebecca time to free her huge jugs from their bra before she jumps back onto Billy’s dick, happily sharing with Ginger. Ginger keeps poking Rebecca with her tongue playfully. It’s pretty cute and kinda hot. Finally, he fucks Rebecca (condom) as he eats out Ginger. Biggest problem with the scene is there’s not really enough full body shots of Rebecca. You’ve got these huge tits, and you’re not really showing them off to their best advantage . . . Billy moves on to fuck Ginger and Ginger goes to town on Rebecca’s dripping wet box. Finally, he shoots his load over the girls faces as they make out.
Herschel gets some stuff at the hardware store and throws a party trying to raise investment money for the business. He chats up Brooke Hunter while Ginger gets hammered on some spiked wine. She makes a complete fool of herself as Brooke and Herschel retire to the house for some negotations; and by negotiations, I mean fucking.
He eats her out , then they 69 each other , he fucks her, vaginally and anally, and then cums on her pussy. She’s a little too porno fake for my tastes in this scene, so its good its kind of short.
Lastly, an orgy breaks out poolside — hey, good to see Kelly Nichols! — and Kris Slater has Vicky Vette and Pason working on his dick and Sergio bangs Dana Vespoli. Of note, Vicky takes Kris up the bum before he cums on her and Red’s faces; and Sergio blows it on Dana’s chin as well.
Herschel wakes Ginger up and tells her he has her embarrassing display on tape, and her actions destroyed any attempts at getting funding. She threatens him for spiking her drink, pulls a gun out from under her pillow and squeezes off a few shots. He runs out, she grabs another gun from her bureau and goes after him. He runs to a closet, pulls out an AK-47 and returns fire, and we’re back at the Mexican Standoff from the beginning.
The cops are outside and Ginger walks out with Herschel as a hostage. She’s going to get that divorce.
Cut to Tina Tyler looking utterly amazing as Ginger’s lawyer, and the plot wraps itself up in a way that is true to itself.
This was a pretty good movie with 7 pretty solid sex scenes (scene breakdown 7 and 8 happen at the same time, but the pairings don ‘t interact)
Veronica Hart doesn’t do anything super flashy with her camera, dramatic scenes are mostly static shots that are cut back and forth which isn’t all that visually interesting. The camera moves a little more during the sex, but not a ton. It’s a long way from a handheld gonzo. I hoped there would be more full body shots, but instead, everything is shot with 2/3 coverage, which is way better than a movie full of gyno shots. I’m a sucker for seeing a girl’s entire body…
Best scenes to check out on VOD – I’m a sucker for Katie Morgan so she gets a nod and the Ginger Lynn / Rebecca Love / Billy Glide tryst was fun while it lasted (it’s one of the shorter scenes in the movie).
On the Imperial scale, it’s a 2.85 out of 4.0 – “2.50 to 3.35 are all good to great rentals” – it’s a good movie. Not great by any measure, but it has some aspirations and it’s professionally made all around. It’s not quite sure if it’s a comedy or a drama, but it does nicely with both tones when it has to play them. The early scenes are fun and easy going, and Ginger and Herschel have no problem playing falling in love, nor is falling out of love a problem.