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The 2017 Spank Bank Award Winners

The 7th annual Spank Bank Awards proudly presented by IAFD.com were held LIVE over the weekend from their traditional locale of the lavishly furnished man cave in the palatial estate of Spank Bank Awards founder Gabriel Lan in the suburbs of warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA. Once again, there were a record number of pornstars receiving a record number of nominations for awards they all truly deserve. Porn. The only ‘sport’ where every participant deserves an award, or at the very least, some sort of accolades and recognition.

As is also now traditional, a copious amount of previously unannounced Technical Category awards were handed out during the pre-show in the red carpet / patio / deck area earlier in the evening before it was time for the main event.

Gabriel Lan opened the festivities by welcoming everyone in attendance, singling out his date for the evening, the beautiful Lisey Sweet before introducing the lovely, talented, and outright hilarious Missy Martinez, who took over hosting duties this year, and has subsequently been given the job for as long as she likes. After roasting both herself and virtually everyone in attendance in her opening monologue with her own unique brand of humor, Missy got right to business, calling for awards show trophy girl Charlotte Sartre to bring out the first three awards. Fellow trophy girl Ryan Riesling promptly stuffed a trophy into each of Charlotte’s orifices and she them all carried to the podium with ease, along with a fourth trophy which she carried by hand just for good measure. Showing off her own multitasking and supreme ho holes abilities, Ms. Martinez later brought five awards to the stage at once, adopting the same one trophy per orifice method while carrying one trophy in each hand.

Following the announcement of the show’s final award of the night (the Dirty Little Slut of the Year), Missy invited everyone in the backyard. Once there, Missy got onto all fours so Charlotte could light and shoot fireworks out of her ass while Ryan fed her mozzarella cheese sticks to kick off the after show awards party.

Ninety plus Major Category award winners, filled with some expected wins and a few surprises (along with who knows what else) continued to build until the time came for the awarding of the “unholy trinity” of porn awards: Sexiest Woman Alive, Most Spanked To Girl of the Year, and the Dirty Little Slut of the Year to close out the show. So, without further ado, here is the list of this year’s winners:

*Note: Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (me), noted adult film connoisseurs (me), outside adult industry media insiders (me), x-rated film fans (also me), and a committee chairman (you guessed it: me). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.*

The Winners

Airtight Angel of the Year

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Amazing Asshole of the Year (in the Best kind of way)

ATM Machine

Bad Ass Brunette of the Year

Baroness of Licking Lady Ass

BBC Slut of the Year

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Best Body Built For Sin

Best ‘Come Fuck Me’ Eyes

Best DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Best ‘Just Got Fucked’ Hair

Best Legs

Best ‘O’ Face

Best ‘Resting Bitch’ Face

Best Smile

Best Spitter

Best Swallower

Bionic Butthole

Blonde Babe of the Year

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Born To Hand Job

Cocksucker of the Year

Contessa of Cum

Countess of Contortionism

Creampied Cutie of the Year

Cuckold Connoisseur of the Year

Cumback of the Year

Customs Specialist of the Year

Deepest Throat

Dick of the Year

Dirty Little Slut of the Year

DP Dynamo of the Year

Empress of Nipple Paradise

Excellence in ‘Lawn’ Maintenance (aka Best Groomed Bush)

Excellence in the Creation of Smut (aka Director of the Year)

Facial Cum Target of the Year

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Fun Sized Fuck Toy

Gangbanged Girl of the Year

Gloryhole Guru of the Year

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Imported Enchantress of the Year

Instagram Girl of the Year

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (aka Best Fistee)

Masturbator of the Year

Mattress Actress of the Year

Most Adorable Slut

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Most Beautiful Seductress

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Most Energetic Fuck Bunny

Most Fuckable Feet

Most Luscious Labia

Most Photogenic Nymphomaniac

Most Spanked To Girl of the Year

Most Talented Tongue (Best Girl/Girl Kisser of the Year)

Most Underrated Slut

Most Voluptuous Vixen

My (Wet) Dream Girl

Natural Born Cock Killer

Newcummer of the Year

PAWG of the Year

Porn’s Next Superstar

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Prettiest Whore Mouth

Pretty In Pink (aka Prettiest Pussy)

Production Studio of the Year

Puppeteer of the Year (aka Best Hands/Fister)

Pussy of the Year

Queen of Cunnilingus (Girl/Girl Star of the Year)

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Red Bottomed Babe of the Year

Servile Sub of the Year

Sexiest Woman Alive

Sharing Is Caring (Cumswapping Cutie of the Year)

Smooth As Silk (aka Best Bald Beaver)

Snapchat Sweetheart of the Year

Sovereign Dom of the Year

Super Squirter of the Year

Supreme Majesty of the Stripper Pole

Tattooed Temptress of the Year

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

The Girl Next Door…. Only Better

The Total Package

Tightest Twat

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway

Webcam / Skype Show Girl of the Year

Website of the Year

The Technical Awards

0069: Licensed To Kill Dicks: Stella Cox

Able To Deep Throat A Didgeridoo: Angela White

Anal Wunderkind: Adria Rae

Avocado Toast, Tits, and Total Entertainment: Carter Cruise

Best “A/C Repairman Buttcrack” Impression : Charlotte Sartre

Best BTS Photographer/Camera Person: Jay Taylor

Best Devilish Grin: Zoey Monroe

Best Display of Bubble Bath Twerking: Tiffany Watson

Best Fur Baby Mama: Sasha Heart

Best Lap Bunny: Kagney Linn Karter

Best ‘Little Spoon’ Cuddling Partner: Angel Smalls

Best Natural Puppy Pillows: Keisha Grey

Best ‘New Additions’: Dana DeArmond

Best Paraphrasing of a Patrick Henry Quote: Dahlia Sky

Best Presentation of ‘Daisy Dukes’: Tiffany Watson

Best Tanned Urethra: Missy Martinez

Best Thong Wedgie: Cherie DeVille

Best Threesome Partner: Penny Pax

Best Trash Talker: Katrina Jade

Booty By Boiled Peanuts: Maddy O’Reilly

Carpool Karaoke Queen: Dani Daniels

Celebrity Macaroni and Cheese Endorser: Adriana Chechik

Computer Screen Staredown Champion: Ryan Riesling

Consealed Carry….With Or Without A Weapon: Britney Amber

Continually Awesome: Gabriella Paltrova

Creampuff Connosseir: Alexa Grace

Cutest Awkward Smile: Alexa Nova

Deepest Butthole: Ella Nova

Delightful Doll….. By Any Other Name: Dakota Skye

Disgustingly Romantic World Traveler: Lily Labeau

Ebony Princess of the Year: Skyler Nicole

Erection Guaranteed: Gia Paige

Excessively Modest Beauty: Kasey Warner

Favorite Pornstar of Correctional Facility Inmates Everywhere: Kristina Rose

Favorite Pornstar of Step Mothers Everywhere: Sara Luvv

Filthiest Domestic Goddess: Ashley Fires

Frickin’ Wicked Haht: Jenna J Ross

Good At Being Bad, Bad At Being Good: Alex Grey

Habitual Masturbator: Violet Monroe

High Fashion Model Gone Bad: Haley Reed

Hitachi Killer: Kacie Castle

Horniest Registered Voter: Chanel Preston

Human Sex Kitten: Riley Reid

Humanitarian Hottie: Kristina Rose

Immeasurable Carnal Prowess in a 4′ 10″ Frame: Holly Hendrix

Juicier (and Tastier) Than A Pineapple: Jaye Summers

Latina Star of the Year: Vicki Chase

Magician From The Waist Down: Odette Delacroix

Master of the Strap On: Kleio Valentien

Most Adorable Retiree: Yhivi

Most Alluring Cock Vampire: Naveen Ora

Most Artistic Booty Selfies: Jillian Janson

Most Compassionate Cutie: Jojo Kiss

Most Delightful Vagaholic: Jenna Sativa

Most Diverse Playlist: Katy Kiss

Most Extensive Use of the Word ‘Dude’: Amara Romani

Most Flexible Thespian Tart: Cassidy Klein

Most Glamorous Ghost Rider: Jenna Ivory

Most Innocent Looking Sex Fiend: Naomi Woods

Most Likely To Be Fucked In Every Hole On Every Continent: Anna de Ville

Most Likely To Crush You in a Debate AND Kick You in the Balls: Romi Rain

Most Likely To Have An In-Home Dungeon: Casey Calvert

Most Likely To Masturbate While On A Treadmill: A.J. Applegate

Most Likely To Unintentionally Expose Her Nipples In Target: Mandy Muse

Most Meals Eaten Off A Cutting Board: Sara Luvv

Most Organized “Whore Bag”: Maddy O’Reilly

Most Photogenic ‘Nether Region’: Lisey Sweet

Most Prosperous Hormones: Karlee Grey

Most Reliable Nympho: Kate England

Most Wholesome Looking Pervert: Adria Rae

Mr. Mackey’s Favorite Pornstar, M’Kay: Mandy Muse

Naked 95% Of Her Free Time: Angel Smalls

Offroading Princess: Edyn Blair

Paragon of Porn Perfection: Arwen Gold

Pho-king Phenom: Cindy Starfall

Picasso of the Prolapse: Roxy Raye

Pint Sized Supermodel: Janice Griffith

Porcelein Porn Princess: Riley Reynolds

Porn Girls’ Favorite Mistress: Kissa Sins

Princess of Politeness: Anikka Albrite

Queen of Cannabis: Karla Kush

Queen of Cosplay: Tanya Tate

Queen of the Lollipop Guild: Ella Nova

Queen of the Tease: Trillium

Real Life Mermaid: Aidra Fox

Reigning Queen of Booty: A.J. Applegate

Ride ‘Em, Cowgirl!: Kimmy Granger

Road Head Expert: Karla Kush

Royal Majesty of the Dirty South: Jada Stevens

Scream Queen: Cadence Lux

Semen Swallowing Succubus: Dahlia Sky

Seriel (Pussy) Killer: Sasha Heart

Setting The Bar For All Spinners Since 2010: Trinity St. Clair

Sexiest Accent: Valentina Nappi

Sexiest Bookworm: Amara Romani

Sexiest Gamer Girl: Kenzie Taylor

Sexiest Sci-Fi Geek: Romi Rain

Slutty Samuri: Marika Hase

Snowboarding Ninja: Ash Hollywood

Spinner Supreme: Megan Rain

Squat Machine: Veruca James

Stair Master Champion: Sarah Vandella

Stealthiest Pervert: Melissa Moore

Stella Cox’s Favorite Stalker: Lana Rhoades

That Girl Is A Real Crowd Pleaser: Juelz Ventura

The Baconator: Riley Reid

The First Lady of Filth: Anikka Albrite

The Girl With The Heart Shaped Gape: Anna de Ville

The Harley Quinn of Sin: Leya Falcon

The Merc With A Mouth…. Full Of Dicks: Missy Martinez

The One Shade Wonder (makeup reference): Samantha Bentley

The P.E. Teacher We ALL Wish We’d Had: Kendra Lust

The Rarely Discussed ‘Slutty’ Olsen Sister: Anya Olsen

The Real UFC Women’s Champion: Phoenix Marie

The Workout Warrior: Abigail Mac

Three Keilbasas in a Corridor: Casey Calvert

Top Notch Throat Fister: Abella Danger

TSA’s Most Patted-Down Passenger: Lily Labeau

Tumblr Tart of the Year: Penny Pax

Twitter’s Most Suspended Strumpet: Samantha Rone

Vixen of Versatility: Kate England

VR Star of the Year: Ela Darling

Wednesday Addams Slutty Doppleganger: Charlotte Sartre

World’s Best (and 4th Sluttiest) DJ: Carter Cruise

World’s Finest Yoga Pants Aficionado: Sydney Cole

World’s Greatest (and Sexiest) Villain: Katrina Jade

World’s Hottest ‘Would Be’ Lesbian: Lana Rhoades

World’s Sexiest Crazy Cat Lady: Chanel Preston

World’s Sexiest Donut Snob: Brett Rossi

World’s Sexiest Pizza Chef: Kleio Valentien

World’s Sexiest ‘Would Be’ Politician: Angela White

World’s Sweetest Pervert: Violet Monroe

The 2017 Spank Bank Nominations Are Here!


The nominations ceremony for the 7th Annual Spank Bank Awards proudly presented by IAFD.com was held on my recently completed deck and patio area in the suburbs of warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA. Awards show host Missy Martinez was also on hand to divulge this year’s record setting list of nominees, followed by a juicy steak dinner, a raucous game of ‘Would You Rather’ and a couple of rounds of ‘Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare’. Casey Calvert again added to her total as the career record holder in Spank Bank nominations with 19, tied for top honors this year with Adriana Chechik and AJ Applegate. Abella Danger, Dahlia Sky, Jillian Janson, Maddy O’Reilly, Veruca James, and Violet Monroe all tied with the next highest total with 17 nominations each.

The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the performers in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows. This year’s collection of perverted honors features a record number of major categories, including awards for Website, Production Studio, and Director of the Year along with Dick of the Year for the male performers. And as always, there is an abundance of ‘technical’ awards (to be given out at a separate ceremony later this month) giving kudos on a variety of subjects.

The titles of ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, ‘Dirty Little Slut of the Year’, and the highly coveted ‘Most Spanked To Girl of the Year’ – aka the unholy trinity of filthy awards excellence – were once again an all out war for slutty supremacy. Whether they win or not, every single nominee should be commended for not only their contribution to porn, but for their generous donations to the welfare of mankind in general. Especially to the dirty minded perverts among us. So, without further ado, the nominations for this year’s Spank Bank Awards:

* Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (me), noted adult film connoisseurs (me), outside adult industry media insiders (me), x-rated film fans (me), and a committee chairman (also me). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.

Airtight Angel of the Year

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Asshole of the Year

ATM Machine

Bad Ass Brunette of the Year

Baroness of Licking Lady Ass

BBC Slut of the Year

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Best Body Built For Sin

Best Booty

Best ‘Come Fuck Me’ Eyes

Best DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Best ‘Just Got Fucked’ Hair

Best Legs

Best ‘O’ Face

Best ‘Resting Bitch’ Face

Best Smile

Best Spitter

Best Swallower

Bionic Butthole

Blonde Babe of the Year

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Born To Hand Job

Cocksucker of the Year

Contessa of Cum

Countess of Contortionism

Creampied Cutie of the Year

Cuckold Connoisseur of the Year

Cumback of the Year

Customs Specialist of the Year

Deepest Throat

Dick of the Year

Dirty Little Slut of the Year

DP Dynamo of the Year

Empress of Nipple Paradise

Excellence in ‘Lawn’ Maintenance (aka Best Groomed Bush)

Excellence in the Creation of Smut (aka Director of the Year)

Facial Cum Target of the Year

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Fun Sized Fuck Toy

Gangbanged Girl of the Year

Gloryhole Guru of the Year

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Imported Enchantress of the Year

Instagram Girl of the Year

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (aka Best Fistee)

Masturbator of the Year

Mattress Actress of the Year

Most Adorable Slut

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Most Beautiful Seductress

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Most Energetic Fuck Bunny

Most Fuckable Feet

Most Luscious Labia

Most Magnificent MILF

Most Photogenic Nymphomaniac

Most Spanked To Girl of the Year

Most Talented Tongue (Best Girl/Girl Kisser of the Year)

Most Underrated Slut

Most Volumptous Vixen

My (Wet) Dream Girl

Natural Born Cock Killer

Newcummer of the Year

PAWG of the Year

Porn’s Next Superstar

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Prettiest Whore Mouth

Pretty In Pink (aka Prettiest Pussy)

Production Studio of the Year

Puppeteer of the Year (aka Best Hands/Fister)

Pussy of the Year

Queen of Cunnilingus (Girl/Girl Star of the Year)

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Red Bottomed Babe of the Year

Servile Sub of the Year

Sexiest Woman Alive

Sharing Is Caring (Cumswapping Cutie of the Year)

Smooth As Silk (aka Best Bald Beaver)

Snapchat Sweetheart of the Year

Sovereign Dom of the Year

Super Squirter of the Year

Supreme Majesty of the Stripper Pole

Tattooed Temptress of the Year

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

The Girl Next Door…. Only Better

The Total Package

Tightest Twat

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway

Webcam / Skype Show Girl of the Year

Website of the Year

 

The 2016 Spank Bank Award Winners

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In its now traditional locale of @gabriel_lan‘s lavish living room in warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA, the 5th annual Spank Bank Awards show was bigger and better than ever this year.

The Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (@gabriel_lan), noted adult film connoisseurs (@gabriel_lan), outside adult industry media insiders (@gabriel_lan), x-rated film fans (@gabriel_lan), and a committee chairman (also @gabriel_lan). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Headshot of Allie HazeAllie Haze

Asshole of the Year

Headshot of Arwen GoldArwen Gold

ATM Machine

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

Bad Ass Brunette of the Year

Headshot of Keisha GreyKeisha Grey

BBC Slut of the Year

Headshot of Jenna IvoryJenna Ivory

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

Best Ass Licking Artist

Headshot of Carter CruiseCarter Cruise

Best Body Built For Sin

Headshot of Katrina JadeKatrina Jade

Best Booty

Headshot of Anikka AlbriteAnikka Albrite

Best ‘Come Fuck Me’ Eyes

Headshot of Samantha BentleySamantha Bentley

Best High Speed DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Best ‘Just Got Fucked’ Hair

Headshot of Kendra LustKendra Lust

Best Legs

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

Best ‘O’ Face

Headshot of Marley BrinxMarley Brinx

Best ‘Resting Bitch’ Face

Headshot of Lea LexusLea Lexus

Best Smile

Headshot of Aria AlexanderAria Alexander

Best Swallower

Headshot of Veruca JamesVeruca James

Best Vocals

Headshot of Kate EnglandKate England

Bionic Butthole

Headshot of Jennifer WhiteJennifer White

Blonde Babe of the Year

Headshot of Anikka AlbriteAnikka Albrite

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Headshot of Mandy MuseMandy Muse

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Headshot of Romi RainRomi Rain

Born To Hand Job

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Cocksucker of the Year

Headshot of Sarah VandellaSarah Vandella

Countess of Contortionism

Headshot of Alina WestAlina West

Cumback of the Year

Headshot of Leya FalconLeya Falcon

Customs Making Mogul of the Year

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Deepest Throat

Headshot of Sarah VandellaSarah Vandella

Dick of the Year

Headshot of Tommy PistolTommy Pistol

Director of the Year

Headshot of Greg LanskyGreg Lansky

Dirty Little Slut of the Year

Headshot of Jillian JansonJillian Janson

DP Diva of the Year

Headshot of Vicki ChaseVicki Chase

Excellence in Lawn Maintenance (aka Best Groomed Bush)

Headshot of Jada StevensJada Stevens

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Headshot of Chanel PrestonChanel Preston

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Headshot of Carter CruiseCarter Cruise

Fun Sized Fuck Bunny

Headshot of Gabriella PaltrovaGabriella Paltrova

Gangbanged Princess of the Year

Headshot of Amirah AdaraAmirah Adara

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Headshot of Veruca JamesVeruca James

Imported Temptress of the Year

Headshot of Valentina NappiValentina Nappi

Instagram Girl of the Year

Headshot of Kagney Linn KarterKagney Linn Karter

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Headshot of A.J. ApplegateA.J. Applegate

Masturbator of the Year

Headshot of Jay TaylorJay Taylor

Mattress Actress of the Year

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Most Adorable Slut

Headshot of Remy LaCroixRemy LaCroix

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Headshot of Aidra FoxAidra Fox

Most Beautiful Seductress

Headshot of Aria AlexanderAria Alexander

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Most Luxurious Labia

Headshot of Alexa NovaAlexa Nova

Most Magnificent MILF

Headshot of Dana VespoliDana Vespoli

Most Photogenic

Headshot of Aidra FoxAidra Fox

Most Spanked To Girl of the Year

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Most Underrated Slut

Headshot of Karmen KarmaKarmen Karma

Most Voluptuous Vixen

Headshot of Phoenix MariePhoenix Marie

Newcummer of the Year

Headshot of Abella DangerAbella Danger

Next Level Star of the Year

Headshot of Riley ReidRiley Reid

PAWG of the Year

Headshot of A.J. ApplegateA.J. Applegate

Porn’s Next Superstar

Headshot of Megan RainMegan Rain

Prettiest “Whore Mouth”

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Headshot of Janice GriffithJanice Griffith

Pretty In Pink (aka Prettiest Pussy)

Headshot of Samantha RoneSamantha Rone

Production Studio of the Year

Evil Angel LogoEvil Angel

Puppeteer of the Year (aka Best Hands/Fister)

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Pussy Eating Princess of the Year

Headshot of Sasha HeartSasha Heart

Pussy of the Year

Headshot of Abigail MacAbigail Mac

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

Sexiest Painted Lady

Headshot of Juelz VenturaJuelz Ventura

Sexiest Woman Alive

Headshot of Karla KushKarla Kush

Smooth As Silk (aka Best Bald Beaver)

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Spanking Slut of the Year

Headshot of Amy FayeAmy Faye

Super Squirter of the Year

Headshot of Karla KushKarla Kush

The Contessa of Cum

Headshot of Jenna IvoryJenna Ivory

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

The Girl Next Door … Only Better

Headshot of Riley ReidRiley Reid

The Total Package

Headshot of Ash HollywoodAsh Hollywood

Tightest Twat

Headshot of Hope HowellHope Howell

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Headshot of Missy MartinezMissy Martinez

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway

Headshot of Laela PryceLaela Pryce

Webcam Girl of the Year

Headshot of Ella NovaElla Nova

Website of the Year

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The 2016 Spank Bank Technical Award Winners

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The 6th Annual Spank Bank awards are almost upon us.

The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the all our favorite performers in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows.

As with the other Hollywood award shows, there are too many awards to be handed out during the main ceremony, so we held a luncheon ceremony earlier in the week at an offsite location at a table for one.

The Spank Bank Technical Awards go to….

(Cl)ass Clown

Headshot of Missy MartinezMissy Martinez

Able To Swallow Her Weight In Cum

Headshot of Piper PerriPiper Perri

Adorkable Goofball

Headshot of Allie HazeAllie Haze

Baby Batter Addict

Headshot of Jennifer WhiteJennifer White

Banjo Ho

Headshot of YhiviYhivi

Barbie’s Little Sister

Headshot of Elsa JeanElsa Jean

Ben & Jerry’s Favorite Butt Slut

Headshot of Amy FayeAmy Faye

Best Ass Clapper

Headshot of Kagney Linn KarterKagney Linn Karter

Best Baby Bump Pics

Headshot of Bonnie RottenBonnie Rotten

Best Bed Head

Headshot of Gabriella PaltrovaGabriella Paltrova

Best Cleavage

Headshot of August AmesAugust Ames

Best ‘Cock Hungry’ Face

Headshot of TrilliumTrillium

Best ‘Cousin It’ Imitation

Headshot of Remy LaCroixRemy LaCroix

Best Display of Choking Up on a Club

Headshot of Dani DanielsDani Daniels

Best Display of Self Puppeteering or Fisting

Headshot of Charlotte SartreCharlotte Sartre

Best Display of Twerking on a Hoverboard

Headshot of Megan RainMegan Rain

Best Drooler

Headshot of Aidra FoxAidra Fox

Best Ear For Sex Moan Recognition

Headshot of Jay TaylorJay Taylor

Best Impromptu Performance on Webcam

Headshot of Sarah ShevonSarah Shevon

Best Jeans Thong Induced Camel Toe

Headshot of Chanel PrestonChanel Preston

Best Kisser

Headshot of Samantha RoneSamantha Rone

Best Live Home Cooking Show

Headshot of Serena BlairSerena Blair

Best Nature Walk Companion

Headshot of Karla KushKarla Kush

Best Netflix and Chill Partner

Headshot of Amy FayeAmy Faye

Best Piercing

Headshot of Kagney Linn KarterKagney Linn Karter

Best Radio Host

Headshot of Ash HollywoodAsh Hollywood

Best Reason For Advancements in Human Cloning

Headshot of Anikka AlbriteAnikka Albrite

Best Self Censoring of Photos

Headshot of YhiviYhivi

Best Side Boob

Headshot of Keisha GreyKeisha Grey

Best Spitter

Headshot of Romi RainRomi Rain

Best Tan Lines

Headshot of Amirah AdaraAmirah Adara

Best Texter

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Best Thigh Meat

Headshot of Phoenix MariePhoenix Marie

Best Trollopesque Display of Public Nudity

Headshot of Veruca JamesVeruca James

Best Upside Down Twerker

Headshot of Abella DangerAbella Danger

Best Use of “Me Time”

Headshot of Aubrey StarAubrey Star

Best Use of Dimples as Semen Receptacles

Headshot of Aidra FoxAidra Fox

Best Use of Hand Bra

Headshot of Janice GriffithJanice Griffith

Best Use of ‘Whore Knees’

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

Boner Killer

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Bossest Boss Bitch

Headshot of Lea LexusLea Lexus

Bottomless Butthole

Headshot of Roxy RayeRoxy Raye

Cereal Monster

Headshot of Jada StevensJada Stevens

Cheerful Nomadic Nookie

Headshot of Alina WestAlina West

Chronic Tanning Bed Masturbator

Headshot of Juelz VenturaJuelz Ventura

Classically Trained Tart

Headshot of Vicki ChaseVicki Chase

Cock Slayer

Headshot of Hope HowellHope Howell

Cupcake Ass

Headshot of Rachel MidoriRachel Midori

Curves Like a Bugatti

Headshot of Jenna IvoryJenna Ivory

Cutest Finger Nibbler

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Cutest Trollop

Headshot of Tara MorganTara Morgan

Dirtiest Reverse Catcaller

Headshot of Dana DeArmondDana DeArmond

Doctor of Physical Therapy. Literally and Figuratively

Headshot of Cherie DeVilleCherie DeVille

Domestic As Fuck

Headshot of Aria AlexanderAria Alexander

Double Tapped

Headshot of Kelsi MonroeKelsi Monroe

Douche Blocking Ninja

Headshot of Miss Eva LoviaMiss Eva Lovia

Dragon Staff Wizard

Headshot of Jade NileJade Nile

Ebony Princess of the Year

Headshot of Chanell HeartChanell Heart

Enthusiastic Exhibitionist

Headshot of TrilliumTrillium

Fair Dinkum Beauty

Headshot of Angela WhiteAngela White

Fanciest Underwear

Headshot of Lea LexusLea Lexus

Feature Dancer of the Year

Headshot of A.J. ApplegateA.J. Applegate

Filthy Princess Peach

Headshot of Zoey MonroeZoey Monroe

Food Network’s Next Reality Superstar

Headshot of Alex ChanceAlex Chance

Fraulein of Filth

Headshot of Nina ElleNina Elle

Friendliest Drop Dead Beauty On Earth

Headshot of Jillian JansonJillian Janson

Funniest Pet

Headshot of Dakota SkyeDakota Skye

Geisha of Gash

Headshot of Marika HaseMarika Hase

Happily Married Slut Wife

Headshot of Katrina JadeKatrina Jade

Highbrow Humor Harlot

Headshot of Dana VespoliDana Vespoli

Hogwarts Hottie

Headshot of Ella NovaElla Nova

Inconspicuous Dominatrix

Headshot of Nickey HuntsmanNickey Huntsman

Instagram Approved… For Now

Headshot of Abella DangerAbella Danger

Italian Sausage Grinder

Headshot of Valentina NappiValentina Nappi

Jizz Junglista

Headshot of Alexa NovaAlexa Nova

Karoake Queen

Headshot of Trinity St. ClairTrinity St. Clair

Latina Star of the Year

Headshot of Vicki ChaseVicki Chase

Least Likely To Wear Pants At Home. Ever!

Headshot of Veronica VainVeronica Vain

Living Anime Fairy Fuck Princess

Headshot of Marika HaseMarika Hase

Magnum Artificialis Mastrophobe

Headshot of Remy LaCroixRemy LaCroix

Making Camoflage Sexy

Headshot of Britney AmberBritney Amber

More Exciting Than A Triple Overtime Stanley Cup Playoff Game 7

Headshot of Marley BrinxMarley Brinx

Most Appealing Boob Sweat

Headshot of Alex ChanceAlex Chance

Most Brazen Hussy

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

Most Damaged Taste Buds (Caused By Excessive Ass Eating)

Headshot of Missy MartinezMissy Martinez

Most Deleted Instagram Star in the World

Headshot of Dani DanielsDani Daniels

Most Enthusiastic Auditioner

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Most Flawless Usage of Booty as a Car Washing Device

Headshot of Mandy MuseMandy Muse

Most Hated Strumpet of Birds Everywhere

Headshot of Veruca JamesVeruca James

Most Inventive Usage of Hairbrush Handles and Zuccini

Headshot of Aria AlexanderAria Alexander

Most Kissable Lips

Headshot of Hope HowellHope Howell

Most Likely To Drive Topless

Headshot of Angela WhiteAngela White

Most Likely To Give A Keynote Speech…While Wearing A Buttplug

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Most Likely To Go Commando While Wearing a Grass Skirt

Headshot of Kissa SinsKissa Sins

Most Likely To Growl While Fucking

Headshot of Romi RainRomi Rain

Most Likely To Have An Orgy On Mt. Everest

Headshot of Abigail MacAbigail Mac

Most Likely To Insist On “Death By Cock”

Headshot of Sarah VandellaSarah Vandella

Most Likely To Seduce Your Cousin’s Girlfriend…and/or Your Uncle

Headshot of Kate EnglandKate England

Most On Fleek Freak

Headshot of Laela PryceLaela Pryce

Most Pleasurable Workout Routine

Headshot of Riley ReidRiley Reid

Most Talented Tongue

Headshot of Sasha HeartSasha Heart

Mostly Lesbian

Headshot of Cadence LuxCadence Lux

Motivational Temptress

Headshot of Ash HollywoodAsh Hollywood

Mouthy Gobsnite

Headshot of Samantha BentleySamantha Bentley

Mrs. Porn

Headshot of Anikka AlbriteAnikka Albrite

Naturally Curvy

Headshot of SiriSiri

Official Resident of Nipple Paradise

Headshot of Ella NovaElla Nova

Petite Supermodel

Headshot of Odette DelacroixOdette Delacroix

Piledriver Princess

Headshot of Jennifer WhiteJennifer White

Pint Sized Goddess

Headshot of Pristine EdgePristine Edge

Pint Sized Pervert

Headshot of Gabriella PaltrovaGabriella Paltrova

Popsicle Princess

Headshot of Sara LuvvSara Luvv

Potty Pic Princess

Headshot of Ashley FiresAshley Fires

Professional Dick Cuddler

Headshot of Carter CruiseCarter Cruise

Professor of Hand To Butthole Ratio Physics

Headshot of Dana DeArmondDana DeArmond

Queen of the Camel Toe

Headshot of Chanel PrestonChanel Preston

Queen of the Cuckolds

Headshot of Leya FalconLeya Falcon

Queen of the Onesie

Headshot of Alix LynxAlix Lynx

Rave Monster

Headshot of Jillian JansonJillian Janson

Rembrandt of the Gape

Headshot of Proxy PaigeProxy Paige

Sexiest Five Hole

Headshot of August AmesAugust Ames

Sinewy Seductress

Headshot of Kendra LustKendra Lust

Snapchat Sweetheart of the Year

Headshot of Trinity St. ClairTrinity St. Clair

Spiritual Beauty

Headshot of Karla KushKarla Kush

Tastier Than All The Timbits in Toronto Combined

Headshot of Marley BrinxMarley Brinx

Thank God She Does Anal Now!

Headshot of Lola FoxxLola Foxx

Thank God She’s Taking Dick Now!!

Headshot of Abigail MacAbigail Mac

The Asshole Whisperer

Headshot of Dana VespoliDana Vespoli

The Cause and Effect of Sluttery

Headshot of Karmen KarmaKarmen Karma

The Green Arrow’s Favorite Archer

Headshot of Britney AmberBritney Amber

The Human Sexipede

Headshot of Sasha HeartSasha Heart

The Main Reason ‘Daisy Dukes’ Remain So Enchanting

Headshot of Mandy MuseMandy Muse

The Rasputin of the Strap On

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

The Runway Model

Headshot of Skin DiamondSkin Diamond

The Sexy Divorcee We ALL Wish Would Move In Next Door

Headshot of Cherie DeVilleCherie DeVille

The Slut of Slytherin

Headshot of Ela DarlingEla Darling

The Slut of the Sunshine

Headshot of Kacy LaneKacy Lane

The Slut Supreme

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Totally Un-Trollable

Headshot of Katrina JadeKatrina Jade

Triple Penetration Expert

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Tumblr Tramp of the Year

Headshot of Jodi TaylorJodi Taylor

Untamable Tart

Headshot of Alix LynxAlix Lynx

Vagina Archiologist

Headshot of Melissa MayMelissa May

Vampire Sweetheart

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Vietnamese Vixen

Headshot of Cindy StarfallCindy Starfall

Virtual Reality Vixen

Headshot of Ela DarlingEla Darling

Workout Warrior

Headshot of Sarah VandellaSarah Vandella

World’s Coolest Self Proclaimed ‘Cunt’

Headshot of Rachel MidoriRachel Midori

World’s Greatest Omelet Chef

Headshot of Charlotte SartreCharlotte Sartre

World’s Greatest Star Virtually Unknown In America

Headshot of Arwen GoldArwen Gold

World’s Hottest Soccer Hooligan

Headshot of Tanya TateTanya Tate

World’s Nicest Self Proclaimed ‘Super Cunt’

Headshot of Melissa MayMelissa May

World’s Sexiest Crazy Cat Lady

Headshot of Leya FalconLeya Falcon

World’s Sexiest Smartass

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

World’s Sexiest Would Be Librarian

Headshot of Indigo AugustineIndigo Augustine

Your Girlfriend’s Favorite Star

Headshot of Tara MorganTara Morgan

The 2016 Spank Bank Award Nominees Are…

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Live from my newly remodeled man cave in the suburbs of warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA it’s time for the 6th Annual Spank Bank Awards, proudly presented to you by IAFD.com! The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the dirty little sluts in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows. This year’s collection of perverted honors features a record number of major categories, including (for the 1st time in Spank Bank history) awards for Website, Production Studio, and Director of the Year along with Dick of the Year for the male performers. And as always, there is an abundance of ‘technical’ awards (to be given out at a separate ceremony later this month) giving kudos on a variety of subjects.

The titles of ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, ‘Dirty Little Slut of the Year’, and the highly coveted ‘Most Spanked To Girl of the Year’ – aka the unholy trinity of filthy awards excellence – were once again an all out war for slutty supremacy. Whether they win or not, every single nominee should be commended for not only their contribution to porn, but for their generous donations to the welfare of mankind in general. Especially to the dirty minded perverts among us. So, without further ado, the results of this year’s Spank Bank Awards:

* Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (me), noted adult film connoisseurs (me), outside adult industry media insiders (me), x-rated film fans (me), and a committee chairman (also me). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Asshole of the Year

ATM Machine

Bad Ass Brunette of the Year

BBC Slut of the Year

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Best Ass Licking Artist

Best Body Built For Sin

Best Booty

Best ‘Come Fuck Me’ Eyes

Best High Speed DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Best ‘Just Got Fucked’ Hair

Best Legs

Best ‘O’ Face

Best ‘Resting Bitch’ Face

Best Smile

Best Swallower

Best Vocals

Bionic Butthole

Blonde Babe of the Year

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Born To Hand Job

Cocksucker of the Year

Countess of Contortionism

Cumback of the Year

Customs Making Mogul of the Year

Deepest Throat

Dick of the Year

Director of the Year

Dirty Little Slut of the Year

DP Diva of the Year

Excellence in Lawn Maintenance (aka Best Groomed Bush)

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Fun Sized Fuck Bunny

Gangbanged Princess of the Year

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Imported Temptress of the Year

Instagram Girl of the Year

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Masturbator of the Year

Mattress Actress of the Year

Most Adorable Slut

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Most Beautiful Seductress

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Most Luxurious Labia

Most Magnificent MILF

Most Photogenic

Most Spanked To Girl of the Year

Most Underrated Slut

Most Voluptuous Vixen

Newcummer of the Year

Next Level Star of the Year

PAWG of the Year

Porn’s Next Superstar

Prettiest “Whore Mouth”

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Pretty In Pink (aka Prettiest Pussy)

Puppeteer of the Year (aka Best Hands/Fister)

Pussy Eating Princess of the Year

Pussy of the Year

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Sexiest Painted Lady

Sexiest Woman Alive

Smooth As Silk (aka Best Bald Beaver)

Spanking Slut of the Year

Super Squirter of the Year

The Contessa of Cum

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

The Girl Next Door … Only Better

The Total Package

Tightest Twat

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway

Webcam Girl of the Year

Wet Dream Girl