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The 2016 Spank Bank Technical Award Winners

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The 6th Annual Spank Bank awards are almost upon us.

The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the all our favorite performers in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows.

As with the other Hollywood award shows, there are too many awards to be handed out during the main ceremony, so we held a luncheon ceremony earlier in the week at an offsite location at a table for one.

The Spank Bank Technical Awards go to….

(Cl)ass Clown

Headshot of Missy MartinezMissy Martinez

Able To Swallow Her Weight In Cum

Headshot of Piper PerriPiper Perri

Adorkable Goofball

Headshot of Allie HazeAllie Haze

Baby Batter Addict

Headshot of Jennifer WhiteJennifer White

Banjo Ho

Headshot of YhiviYhivi

Barbie’s Little Sister

Headshot of Elsa JeanElsa Jean

Ben & Jerry’s Favorite Butt Slut

Headshot of Amy FayeAmy Faye

Best Ass Clapper

Headshot of Kagney Linn KarterKagney Linn Karter

Best Baby Bump Pics

Headshot of Bonnie RottenBonnie Rotten

Best Bed Head

Headshot of Gabriella PaltrovaGabriella Paltrova

Best Cleavage

Headshot of August AmesAugust Ames

Best ‘Cock Hungry’ Face

Headshot of TrilliumTrillium

Best ‘Cousin It’ Imitation

Headshot of Remy LaCroixRemy LaCroix

Best Display of Choking Up on a Club

Headshot of Dani DanielsDani Daniels

Best Display of Self Puppeteering or Fisting

Headshot of Charlotte SartreCharlotte Sartre

Best Display of Twerking on a Hoverboard

Headshot of Megan RainMegan Rain

Best Drooler

Headshot of Aidra FoxAidra Fox

Best Ear For Sex Moan Recognition

Headshot of Jay TaylorJay Taylor

Best Impromptu Performance on Webcam

Headshot of Sarah ShevonSarah Shevon

Best Jeans Thong Induced Camel Toe

Headshot of Chanel PrestonChanel Preston

Best Kisser

Headshot of Samantha RoneSamantha Rone

Best Live Home Cooking Show

Headshot of Serena BlairSerena Blair

Best Nature Walk Companion

Headshot of Karla KushKarla Kush

Best Netflix and Chill Partner

Headshot of Amy FayeAmy Faye

Best Piercing

Headshot of Kagney Linn KarterKagney Linn Karter

Best Radio Host

Headshot of Ash HollywoodAsh Hollywood

Best Reason For Advancements in Human Cloning

Headshot of Anikka AlbriteAnikka Albrite

Best Self Censoring of Photos

Headshot of YhiviYhivi

Best Side Boob

Headshot of Keisha GreyKeisha Grey

Best Spitter

Headshot of Romi RainRomi Rain

Best Tan Lines

Headshot of Amirah AdaraAmirah Adara

Best Texter

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Best Thigh Meat

Headshot of Phoenix MariePhoenix Marie

Best Trollopesque Display of Public Nudity

Headshot of Veruca JamesVeruca James

Best Upside Down Twerker

Headshot of Abella DangerAbella Danger

Best Use of “Me Time”

Headshot of Aubrey StarAubrey Star

Best Use of Dimples as Semen Receptacles

Headshot of Aidra FoxAidra Fox

Best Use of Hand Bra

Headshot of Janice GriffithJanice Griffith

Best Use of ‘Whore Knees’

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

Boner Killer

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Bossest Boss Bitch

Headshot of Lea LexusLea Lexus

Bottomless Butthole

Headshot of Roxy RayeRoxy Raye

Cereal Monster

Headshot of Jada StevensJada Stevens

Cheerful Nomadic Nookie

Headshot of Alina WestAlina West

Chronic Tanning Bed Masturbator

Headshot of Juelz VenturaJuelz Ventura

Classically Trained Tart

Headshot of Vicki ChaseVicki Chase

Cock Slayer

Headshot of Hope HowellHope Howell

Cupcake Ass

Headshot of Rachel MidoriRachel Midori

Curves Like a Bugatti

Headshot of Jenna IvoryJenna Ivory

Cutest Finger Nibbler

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Cutest Trollop

Headshot of Tara MorganTara Morgan

Dirtiest Reverse Catcaller

Headshot of Dana DeArmondDana DeArmond

Doctor of Physical Therapy. Literally and Figuratively

Headshot of Cherie DeVilleCherie DeVille

Domestic As Fuck

Headshot of Aria AlexanderAria Alexander

Double Tapped

Headshot of Kelsi MonroeKelsi Monroe

Douche Blocking Ninja

Headshot of Miss Eva LoviaMiss Eva Lovia

Dragon Staff Wizard

Headshot of Jade NileJade Nile

Ebony Princess of the Year

Headshot of Chanell HeartChanell Heart

Enthusiastic Exhibitionist

Headshot of TrilliumTrillium

Fair Dinkum Beauty

Headshot of Angela WhiteAngela White

Fanciest Underwear

Headshot of Lea LexusLea Lexus

Feature Dancer of the Year

Headshot of A.J. ApplegateA.J. Applegate

Filthy Princess Peach

Headshot of Zoey MonroeZoey Monroe

Food Network’s Next Reality Superstar

Headshot of Alex ChanceAlex Chance

Fraulein of Filth

Headshot of Nina ElleNina Elle

Friendliest Drop Dead Beauty On Earth

Headshot of Jillian JansonJillian Janson

Funniest Pet

Headshot of Dakota SkyeDakota Skye

Geisha of Gash

Headshot of Marika HaseMarika Hase

Happily Married Slut Wife

Headshot of Katrina JadeKatrina Jade

Highbrow Humor Harlot

Headshot of Dana VespoliDana Vespoli

Hogwarts Hottie

Headshot of Ella NovaElla Nova

Inconspicuous Dominatrix

Headshot of Nickey HuntsmanNickey Huntsman

Instagram Approved… For Now

Headshot of Abella DangerAbella Danger

Italian Sausage Grinder

Headshot of Valentina NappiValentina Nappi

Jizz Junglista

Headshot of Alexa NovaAlexa Nova

Karoake Queen

Headshot of Trinity St. ClairTrinity St. Clair

Latina Star of the Year

Headshot of Vicki ChaseVicki Chase

Least Likely To Wear Pants At Home. Ever!

Headshot of Veronica VainVeronica Vain

Living Anime Fairy Fuck Princess

Headshot of Marika HaseMarika Hase

Magnum Artificialis Mastrophobe

Headshot of Remy LaCroixRemy LaCroix

Making Camoflage Sexy

Headshot of Britney AmberBritney Amber

More Exciting Than A Triple Overtime Stanley Cup Playoff Game 7

Headshot of Marley BrinxMarley Brinx

Most Appealing Boob Sweat

Headshot of Alex ChanceAlex Chance

Most Brazen Hussy

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

Most Damaged Taste Buds (Caused By Excessive Ass Eating)

Headshot of Missy MartinezMissy Martinez

Most Deleted Instagram Star in the World

Headshot of Dani DanielsDani Daniels

Most Enthusiastic Auditioner

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Most Flawless Usage of Booty as a Car Washing Device

Headshot of Mandy MuseMandy Muse

Most Hated Strumpet of Birds Everywhere

Headshot of Veruca JamesVeruca James

Most Inventive Usage of Hairbrush Handles and Zuccini

Headshot of Aria AlexanderAria Alexander

Most Kissable Lips

Headshot of Hope HowellHope Howell

Most Likely To Drive Topless

Headshot of Angela WhiteAngela White

Most Likely To Give A Keynote Speech…While Wearing A Buttplug

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Most Likely To Go Commando While Wearing a Grass Skirt

Headshot of Kissa SinsKissa Sins

Most Likely To Growl While Fucking

Headshot of Romi RainRomi Rain

Most Likely To Have An Orgy On Mt. Everest

Headshot of Abigail MacAbigail Mac

Most Likely To Insist On “Death By Cock”

Headshot of Sarah VandellaSarah Vandella

Most Likely To Seduce Your Cousin’s Girlfriend…and/or Your Uncle

Headshot of Kate EnglandKate England

Most On Fleek Freak

Headshot of Laela PryceLaela Pryce

Most Pleasurable Workout Routine

Headshot of Riley ReidRiley Reid

Most Talented Tongue

Headshot of Sasha HeartSasha Heart

Mostly Lesbian

Headshot of Cadence LuxCadence Lux

Motivational Temptress

Headshot of Ash HollywoodAsh Hollywood

Mouthy Gobsnite

Headshot of Samantha BentleySamantha Bentley

Mrs. Porn

Headshot of Anikka AlbriteAnikka Albrite

Naturally Curvy

Headshot of SiriSiri

Official Resident of Nipple Paradise

Headshot of Ella NovaElla Nova

Petite Supermodel

Headshot of Odette DelacroixOdette Delacroix

Piledriver Princess

Headshot of Jennifer WhiteJennifer White

Pint Sized Goddess

Headshot of Pristine EdgePristine Edge

Pint Sized Pervert

Headshot of Gabriella PaltrovaGabriella Paltrova

Popsicle Princess

Headshot of Sara LuvvSara Luvv

Potty Pic Princess

Headshot of Ashley FiresAshley Fires

Professional Dick Cuddler

Headshot of Carter CruiseCarter Cruise

Professor of Hand To Butthole Ratio Physics

Headshot of Dana DeArmondDana DeArmond

Queen of the Camel Toe

Headshot of Chanel PrestonChanel Preston

Queen of the Cuckolds

Headshot of Leya FalconLeya Falcon

Queen of the Onesie

Headshot of Alix LynxAlix Lynx

Rave Monster

Headshot of Jillian JansonJillian Janson

Rembrandt of the Gape

Headshot of Proxy PaigeProxy Paige

Sexiest Five Hole

Headshot of August AmesAugust Ames

Sinewy Seductress

Headshot of Kendra LustKendra Lust

Snapchat Sweetheart of the Year

Headshot of Trinity St. ClairTrinity St. Clair

Spiritual Beauty

Headshot of Karla KushKarla Kush

Tastier Than All The Timbits in Toronto Combined

Headshot of Marley BrinxMarley Brinx

Thank God She Does Anal Now!

Headshot of Lola FoxxLola Foxx

Thank God She’s Taking Dick Now!!

Headshot of Abigail MacAbigail Mac

The Asshole Whisperer

Headshot of Dana VespoliDana Vespoli

The Cause and Effect of Sluttery

Headshot of Karmen KarmaKarmen Karma

The Green Arrow’s Favorite Archer

Headshot of Britney AmberBritney Amber

The Human Sexipede

Headshot of Sasha HeartSasha Heart

The Main Reason ‘Daisy Dukes’ Remain So Enchanting

Headshot of Mandy MuseMandy Muse

The Rasputin of the Strap On

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

The Runway Model

Headshot of Skin DiamondSkin Diamond

The Sexy Divorcee We ALL Wish Would Move In Next Door

Headshot of Cherie DeVilleCherie DeVille

The Slut of Slytherin

Headshot of Ela DarlingEla Darling

The Slut of the Sunshine

Headshot of Kacy LaneKacy Lane

The Slut Supreme

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Totally Un-Trollable

Headshot of Katrina JadeKatrina Jade

Triple Penetration Expert

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Tumblr Tramp of the Year

Headshot of Jodi TaylorJodi Taylor

Untamable Tart

Headshot of Alix LynxAlix Lynx

Vagina Archiologist

Headshot of Melissa MayMelissa May

Vampire Sweetheart

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Vietnamese Vixen

Headshot of Cindy StarfallCindy Starfall

Virtual Reality Vixen

Headshot of Ela DarlingEla Darling

Workout Warrior

Headshot of Sarah VandellaSarah Vandella

World’s Coolest Self Proclaimed ‘Cunt’

Headshot of Rachel MidoriRachel Midori

World’s Greatest Omelet Chef

Headshot of Charlotte SartreCharlotte Sartre

World’s Greatest Star Virtually Unknown In America

Headshot of Arwen GoldArwen Gold

World’s Hottest Soccer Hooligan

Headshot of Tanya TateTanya Tate

World’s Nicest Self Proclaimed ‘Super Cunt’

Headshot of Melissa MayMelissa May

World’s Sexiest Crazy Cat Lady

Headshot of Leya FalconLeya Falcon

World’s Sexiest Smartass

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

World’s Sexiest Would Be Librarian

Headshot of Indigo AugustineIndigo Augustine

Your Girlfriend’s Favorite Star

Headshot of Tara MorganTara Morgan