Tonight on Playboy Radio, in honor of the holiday season, we talked about Adam‘s 1984 video, Santa Comes Twice which has been re-released on DVD/VOD as Spreading Joy. (There’s a lot of recent Christmas-themed porn, but not a lot in the era which I’m honor bound to talk about.)
For starters, the boxcover credits are a bit of a mess, with confusion between movies — there is a second movie called Babylon Nights aka “Spreading Joy” which stars Beverly Bliss, Karen Summer and Nick Niter (among others) and they’re not in this movie. Also, some of the names on the boxcovers are AKAs for other named people (i.e. Christy and/or Krissi are AKAs for Roxanne Rolland and Mr. Louis is an aka for Short Stud). So the boxcover is a little schizophrenic. :-)
The movie opens with a jazzy version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town as we see still-shots of everyone in the movie. The stills show their character names as a female narrator introduces their credit.
Santa, played by a beardless Michael Morrison (aka Uncle Milty, better known as director Milton Ingley) talks on a CB radio to the elves, angry for stepping in reindeer shit. Mrs. Claus(a grey-hared Susan Hart) offers to help Santa relax, despite there being “so many things to do!” and she starts to blow him. They have sex in a couple positions which ends with Santa fucking her doggie style and then cumming inside Mrs. Claus, but we get no proof of this… so already, there’s some doubt if Santa actual comes twice… maybe that’s why they changed the name to Spreading Joy. :-)
From there, Mrs. Claus reads a letter from David, an 18 year old, All-American student who is hoping to have sex before he goes off to college. Feeling post-coitally benevolent, Santa sends his two best elves, Holly (Gina Valentino) and Vixen (Roxanne Rollan), off to service the lad. He sends them via limo, driven by his right-hand elf, Pix (Luis De Jesus).
The girls are half-naked in the back of the limo, so of course, they fuck around a little bit until Pix pulls over to join in. At this point, the film makes a stylistic change and becomes all sped-up and the sexual positions follow no logic or sequence. Each of the girls have their way with Pix, and he with them — but the cuts are he’s fucking Vixen missonary and then it just cuts to Holly blowing him to him fucking Holly to Vixen jerking him off… it’s an odd scene which ends with Holly jerking him off until he cums quite a bit all over his belly.
The girls and pix then pull up to David’s (Tom Byron) house, and we see inside… David’s Dad (Paul Baressi) and Mom (Rikki Blake) are worried that Dick is pre-occupied on Christmas Eve. He tells them not to worry, it’s easily solved… and he retires to his room to jerk off over a Cheri magazine, which leaves Mom and Dad to get busy. (I assume Rikki is Tom’s STEP mom, since she’s maybe 2 years older than he is…) So as they bang, Holly and Vixen make their way into the house and watch for a little while, and right after Dad cums all over Mom’s ass, the elves make their way into David’s room.
Indulge me a quick moment to note how goddamned hot Rikki Blake is. Moving on…
The elves catch David jerking off and push him onto the bed. He can’t believe his good fortune and puts a bow on his dick and asks them to suck it. The two elves oblige in what is the best scene in the movie. The two girls surround his cock which is just poking out of the fly of his jeans. Each runs a tongue up the side of the cock, and their 80s hair just fills the frame and makes for a very nice picture. Then the scene abruptly cuts to Dick naked, eating out Holly as she eats out Vixen. Eventually, the girls end up on top of each other (Holly on top, Vixen on the bottom) and he eats them both out while they make out with each other. For a kid who never had sex before, he caught on quick!
As they fuck, we cut, somewhat inexplicably, to Mrs. Claus blowing Santa some more. (I guess he has to come twice, after all…)
Then we cut back to David and the Elves when suddenly Mom and Dad — NAKED — storm in demanding “What are you doing?!” This catches David off-guard, but Dad disarms the situation by hopping in bed with Mom and the elves.
(How this does not result in years of therapy for young David is a discussion for another day.)
The resulting orgy is a delight – lots of pussy eating — the girls service Mom while Dad jills Holly and David eats Vixen… then we’re back to Santa fucking Mrs. Claus doggie style, and she’s bucking like crazy… and back to the orgy… where DAVID IS FUCKING HIS MOTHER. (Again, I will postulate, she’s his stepmother… but still… Rikki Blake is seriously hot.) No one mentions the incest. (If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family?)
Holly makes some awesome eye-contact with the camera while she’s blowing Dad.
Eventually Dad fucks Vixen and David fucks Holly while Mom takes care of herself. Then Dad and David switch places and they all line up on the bed. David/Vixen going at it missionary, Mom in the middle playing with herself, and Dad and Holly going at it doggie style. There’s a few more shots of the girls staring directly at the camera. Finally, Dad and David shoot all over Mom’s tits. David’s cumshot splashes her in the face, which she did not seem to be expecting, but she took it like a sport. Mom finishes by cleaning up the men in her life.
Then one more quick cut to Santa making his O Face as the movie fades out.
On the plus side — all the girls are really cute, if not downright hot. They’ve got full bushes and they’re not afraid to have their pussies eaten. So if that’s your thing, this is sure to please. On the con side – Santa didn’t really come twice, if he even came at all… and the incest overtones which were just ignored also a little odd.
It’s an enjoyable enough movie of its time, but there’s likely some better modern Christmas porn out there.