Exxxotica Chicago 2017

At first I thought I was going to do a traditional write-up of the latest Exxxotica Expo from Chicago last weekend with my comments on the layout, attendance, my notes and observations, and, of course, corresponding photos along with the links to the galleries on Flickr or Tumblr.

That gets boring, and my favourite parts about writing about these shows are the random observations that come to mind when I think about the time that I had. So I will just start rambling:

  • Chicago is one of my two favourite Exxxotica locations (other is Denver) because of its proximity to the airport and the hotel is usually right next to the convention center. This doesn’t mean much to the average local attendee, but it means a whole lot to someone who is carrying a bunch of equipment who has to pace several miles across a convention floor. The show is always busy with attendees over the years which leads to happy girls rather than ones sulking over their sales.
Joseline Kelly
Joseline Kelly
  • Even though the Chicago show is busy, you can spend a lot of time talking with the girls as opposed to an AVN because the laid back pace of the show allows you to do it. Which leads to some awkward interactions with many of the girls. I don’t do well with small talk and often cannot engage in a conversation about their work; if it’s a stranger, I have most likely not seen their work and if it’s a friend, it’s really weird to think about them in a sexual context much less talk about their work in a clinical manner. But, hey, I’m at a porn convention and people tend to talk about porn at such conventions so I should call this the porn convention paradox.
  • I’m always surprised at the friendships that arise over despite the brief awkward interactions over the years. I guess if they repeat enough times, the girls realise you’re just sincerely awkward and greet you with hugs and kisses, and unfortunately with Lexi Belle, unwanted ass grabbing and spankings; still better than being groped by Ron Jeremy though.
Lexi Belle
Lexi Belle
  • I do try to catch up with my friends in general but then get anxious about if I am keeping them from the next person in line as that is a potential customer. I also patiently wait in line at Exxxoticas not wanting to interrupt an ongoing conversation even despite my friend giving me all sorts of cues to interrupt and rescue them from a long talker. Heh. Sorry, Vicki Chase.
Stefanie Joy
Stefanie Joy
  • Which leads me to comment about the proliferation and dominance of webcam companies (MyFreeCams & Chaturbate) at the shows these days. Camgirls are often inexperienced in interacting with the attendees as opposed to the people in their camrooms. The crowds can be intimidating, and you may be disrupting some virtual conversation when you approach them. By patiently waiting on their conversations with their computers, my socially awkward ass may have creeped out a girl or two. I’ll call this the camgirl at a convention dilemma.
  • I had met a nice girl from MFC in Denver and was pleasantly surprised when she unexpectedly showed up in Chicago but she was only there to take pictures. She was the most beautiful girl at the show, but I didn’t tell her that because I gotz no GaMe, and it would sound like an insincere pickup line in a room full of beautiful women. In Denver, I had patiently waited for her at the risk of missing my flight home before I came to my senses and ran off.  So I found her every day in Chicago, took a photo or two, and relieved the oncoming social anxiety by running away.
Kendra Sunderland & Vicki Chase
  • My favourite part about cons is relaxing with my friends after the show hours; whether it’s having dinner and drinks, a puff or two,  staring at a spinning ceiling while listening to the lechers hit on my friends, or dancing the macarena with someone who is younger than the song.
Haighlee Dallas
Haighlee Dallas
  • Thank you, Stefanie, Catjira, and Monica, for being accommodating with me. You were my better half this weekend, Vicki. We made some beautiful photos, Haighlee. I’ll miss you too, Joseline.

For the rest of the photos:

  • Flickr (relatively safe for work)
  • Tumblr (less safe for work)

‘Words With (Slutty) Friends’ featuring Leya Falcon

Word Association is commonly used in therapy as a means of creating a psychiatric evaluation of someone, dating as far back as the early 1900s. Many doctors using this method found that some part of the patients’ subconscious mind was controlling their conscious behavior and personality, and to this very day many experts in the field of psychology still believe that these responses can reveal things about the subconscious mind.
In its most common form, participants are instructed to respond to a given word spontaneously with the first word, thing, or phrase that comes to mind. In theory, these responses give a glimpse into the subconscious of the participant.

So, what is in the subconscious mind of a dirty little slut? Who knows? But we here at IAFD.com asked anyway to help all you filthy perverts out there better understand how your favorite pornstars really think and feel.

In this installment, we feature one of the dirtiest talkers and most underrated dynamic performers in the industry. One who also happens to be one of the nicest: the amazing Leya Falcon


Leya Falcon in Girlfriend Films’ ‘Desperate For Cock 2’


Gabriel Lan: Black
Leya Falcon: Cock

Gabriel Lan: Gag
Leya Falcon: Reflex

Gabriel Lan: Screw
Leya Falcon: You

Gabriel Lan: Quench
Leya Falcon: Your thirst with Gatorade

Gabriel Lan: Raunchy
Leya Falcon: Bitch


Leya Falcon in Devil’s Films’ ‘My Step-mother Squirts’


Gabriel Lan: Enormous
Leya Falcon: Penis

Gabriel Lan: Underneath
Leya Falcon: Your clothes

Gabriel Lan: Boobs
Leya Falcon: Silicone

Gabriel Lan: Kitty
Leya Falcon: Awww the best and most wonderful thing in the whole wide world

Gabriel Lan: Swallow
Leya Falcon: Loads of jizz


Princess Leya in Hush Hush Entertainment’s ‘Black Loads Matter’


Gabriel Lan: Asshole
Leya Falcon: Poop

Gabriel Lan: Tattooed
Leya Falcon: Skin

Gabriel Lan: Gigantic
Leya Falcon: Weiner

Gabriel Lan: Collar
Leya Falcon: Cats

Gabriel Lan: Abyss
Leya Falcon: Abysmal


Leya Falcon in 21Sextury‘s ‘Foot Whore’


Gabriel Lan: Cunt
Leya Falcon: Hole

Gabriel Lan: Nipple
Leya Falcon: Milk

Gabriel Lan: Master
Leya Falcon: Masturbation

Gabriel Lan: Queen
Leya Falcon: Freddy (Mercury)

Gabriel Lan: Jinxed
Leya Falcon: Lynx (the cat breed)


Leya Falcon in Evil Angel’s ‘Anal Appetite 3’


Gabriel Lan: Leash
Leya Falcon: Awww, when I take Miss Yoda for a walk on her leash

Gabriel Lan: Veins
Leya Falcon: Snip

Gabriel Lan: Girth
Leya Falcon: Brooks

Gabriel Lan: Pervert
Leya Falcon: Nutrition

Gabriel Lan: Bigger
Leya Falcon: Dick


Leya having her way with the smoldering Skin Diamond in Girlfriend Film’s Pussy Supreme’


Gabriel Lan: Ingested
Leya Falcon: Food

Gabriel Lan: Occupied
Leya Falcon: Cats

Gabriel Lan: Push
Leya Falcon: It to the limit

Gabriel Lan: Deeper
Leya Falcon: In my vag

Gabriel Lan: Sloppy
Leya Falcon: Cock Sucking


Leya Falcon in Evil Angel’s ‘Breast Fest 3’