Obligatory Christmas Post

For the past few years, we’ve been listing the Christmas themed porn, and this year isn’t much different.

Not much has been added to the database since the last list we posted that’s specifically Christmas themed… for our hetero visitors…

And for our gay friends…

But the web-content producers have certainly stepped up to fill the void…

Brazzers offers a few holiday themed tid-bits:

From Teens Like It Big, James is a depressed shopping mall Santa who hates kids, but Christmas will cum early this year, as Jayla and Teagan decide to sit on his lap.  They’ve been very naughty girls, but they’re about to teach Santa that being good is lame because being bad is so much better!

Den’s Review: Very Brazzers Christmas

Over at Big Tits at Work, it’s Christmas Eve and Ramon is about to go home to celebrate. Claudia, his boss shows up with more work for him to finish right away. Ramon is not happy but all this is just a scam to pressure him. Claudia starts to ask very intimate questions about his sex life. Felling uncomfortable, Ramon tries to leave but she threatens him and ask him to fuck the shit out of her or lose his job.  Christmas bonus, indeed!

Over at MILFs Like It Big, Emma Starr has been hired to plan Johnny’s Christmas party.  The only thing to get wrapped is her pussy around his dick!  (Can’t make this stuff up!)

Lastly, “Deck the Balls with Girls Real Naughty!”  Kortney Kane, Jessica Jaymes, Alanah Rae  over at Pornstars Like It Big sure love cock, and want nothing else for Christmas than a giant dick.  If only they would have been nice rather than naughty, maybe Santa Claus (Kieran Lee)  would have given them something better than coal.  Lucky for them, Santa is a little naughty himself, and he doesn’t mind showing them a little Christmas spirit. (And by spirit, we mean his cock.)

Naughty America’s My Sister’s Hot Friend offers up Danny Wylde and his sister’s friend Haley Cummings are spending their first Christmas away from their families. As they live in the same city, and don’t have anywhere to go, they decide to spend the day together. Danny’s made an attempt at the Christmas spirit by getting a tree and some stockings. Unfortunately the stockings look like they’re for babies, and the tiny tree looks like a blind person decorated it! At first she’s kind of bummed, but finally decides that he did try, and that he’s pretty sweet for at least attempting some decorations. Ok. They have a tree and some stockings, but now what? Sitting next to each other the sparks start to fly.  Mistletoe be damned, fucking under the tree is what these youngsters are all about!

At My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend, the Christmas party is over and everyone has passed out in a drunken stupor. Britney wakes up first and is shocked to find herself in Rocco arm’s….and wearing his shirt! And he is holding her panties! He claims they didn’t do anything, but soon rectifies that (by fucking her!)

So, that’s it.  :-)

Until next year, all of us here at the IAFD wish you all a very merry Christmas… except those of you who don’t celebrate it.  For you, we wish the greatest of Saturdays. :-)

Not a creature was stirring…

… they were too busy getting dangerously close to 100,000 titles! (We’re at 99,901!!!) Here’s an oldie but goodie; we try to do this every year — a list of all the Christmas themed porn we could dig up doing a minimal search… We’d have included Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, but they don’t seem to appear in any titles… So here we go:

  1. Rican Christmas (gay)
  2. A Very Creamy Christmas
  3. Active Duty Live Christmas (gay)
  4. All I Want For Christmas is a Gang Bang
  5. Barely Legal Bitch that Stole Christmas
  6. Barely Legal Christmas
  7. Big Titty Christmas
  8. Christmas ’95 At Jan’s
  9. Christmas 2003 Party (gay)
  10. Christmas Carol
  11. Christmas Cums Early
  12. Christmas Friends (gay)
  13. Christmas In Memphis
  14. Christmas Party 2004 (gay)
  15. Christmas Party 2005 (gay)
  16. Daddy’s Anal Christmas Present
  17. Dirty Santa
  18. Gina’s Very Merry Christmas Orgy
  19. Hercules Cums For Christmas (gay)
  20. Here Comes Santa (gay)
  21. Here Cums Santa Clause (gay)
  22. Here Cumz Santa
  23. I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
  24. I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus 2
  25. Little Christmas Tail
  26. Matadores: Studs In Santa Cruz (gay)
  27. Merry Christmas
  28. Return Of Santana (gay)
  29. Road Trip 2: Santa Cruz (gay)
  30. Santa Comes Again
  31. Santa Comes Twice
  32. Santa Dreamin’ (gay)
  33. Santa is Coming All Over Town
  34. Santa is Naughty And Nice
  35. Santa’s Coming (gay)
  36. Santa’s Cummin%27! (gay)
  37. Santa’s Excellent Adventure (gay)
  38. Santa’s Itty Bitty Titties Helpers
  39. Santa’s Sluts
  40. Seka For Christmas
  41. Sexy Santa
  42. Seymore Butts Christmas Orgy
  43. Seymore Butts Merry Fucking Christmas
  44. Spank This 17: Santa …Dreamin’ (gay)
  45. Spanked By Santa
  46. Tuna Christmas (gay)
  47. Very Very Bad Santa
  48. Will And Ed’s Excellent Boner Christmas

So, have a safe and happy holiday season everyone… we’ll see you at AEE!

Happy Merry Everyone.

Here’s a list of all the Christmas themed porn we could dig up doing a minimal search… We’d have included Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, but they don’t seem to appear in any titles… So here we go…

For our straight friends:

And our gay friends:

So, have a safe and happy holiday season everyone…

Not a creature was stirring…

… they were too busy doing something else (like not blogging for 6 weeks. How awful of us!). Here’s an oldie but goodie from last year — a list of all the Christmas themed porn we could dig up doing a minimal search… There’s even a new title in 2006! We’d have included Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, but they don’t seem to appear in any titles… So here we go:

So, have a safe and happy holiday season everyone…