Fanny Award Winners Announced

fannyhosts_cropThe winners of The Fannys, the Exxxotica Fan Choice Awards, were announced on Saturday, April 20th as part of the Exxotica: Atlantic City show. The award ceremony was held in the Grand Ballroom of the Trump Taj Mahal, and it was hosted by Alexis Texas and comedians Don Jamieson and Jim Florentine.

Winners are listed in bold at the top of the lists.

Whole Lotta Love (BBW Performer of the Year)

Director of the Year

Non-White Chick of the Year (Ethnic Performer of the Year)

Most Valuable Vagina (Female Performer of the Year)

Cocksman of the Year (Male Performer of the Year)

Who’s Your Mommy? (MILF Performer of the Year)

Most Heroic Ass (Best Anal)

The Who? (Most Underrated Star)

Movie of the Year

New Girl on the Block (New Starlet of the Year)

Thirsty Girl (Best Oral)

T.S. I (Heart) You (Transsexual Performer of the Year)

Cyber Hustla (Webcam Girl of the Year)

Today on Radio Sex: Jack in the Ass (2007)

jackintheassToday at 2:40ish on Radio Sex XM103 YouPorn I’ll be talking with Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon about Jack Napier‘s 2007 awkwardly-titled gonzo movie, Jack In The Ass.

Jack Napier is their guest on Legend’s Day today, so I asked the Twitterverse if anyone knew if Jack was ever deep throated (Jack’s cock is monstrously huge, if you’re unfamiliar) and the word came back – Annette Schwarz is the only person to have done the deed.

So, I had to see it for myself.  The definition of deep throat is a bit nebulous at times, but GODDAMN! she takes him balls deep.  It’s a struggle, but she does it.  Amazing.  But that’s at the end of the movie,and there’s 4 scenes to quickly recap before that.

Since this is gonzo, there’s no story to recap — just a variety of girls having anal sex with Jack.  Your enjoyment of the scenes will likely depend on how you feel about the girls.

I should also note that Jack seems like one of the nicest guys in the world.  He’s always smiling, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him be “mean” or domineering; he’s there to have a good time and make sure his partner(s) does too.

First up is Sandra Romain, who was one of the reigning anal queens and she has with her Maya Gates, who is almost like her Romanian Mini-Me.  They start things out with some g/g warmup while Jack is being interviewed.  The interviewer mentions that Maya has decided to give up the ass — she and Jack worked together earlier in Ridin’ Dirty 2 — and there’s no better teacher than Sandra.  The girls go off in search of Jack, with a red double-dong in tow; they find him in a bedroom and immediately go to town orally sharing his cock.  There’s an overabundance of porn-moaning, which I personally find distracting and fake, but someone must find it effective for it to last so long…  (Seriously, Maya is just sitting there, there’s no reason for her to be all moan-y.)  Sandra attempts to deep throat Jack, but she keeps one hand gripped around his base to make it look deeper than it really was.  Jack then goes right for the ass and bangs her energetically; her matching his thrusts, and then he takes on Maya who seems a bit more reserved now that she has a small log rammed up her pooper. The scene ends with Jack on his back coaxing a tiny load out which the girls then share and swap.

Next, Dana DeArmond looks awesome in fishnets and she’s super cute.  She seems unsure about how the scene is going to go, and she sums up the scene as a circus trick, to see how big a cock she can shove up her ass.  (Fingers crossed!) “His cock is like bigger than your head!  It’s like a big mouth bass!  You can mount it! I’m going to catch it and I’m going to mount it!” So Jack’s interview is intercut with Dana’s and he’s all excited and smiley about having her (“courtesy of my friend Mark” – Spiegler shout out!)  since he wants to be her friend.  (Who doesn’t?) When asked if Jack will go balls deep in her pussy, she says “Fuck that!  My pussy is fucking worthless.  My cervix is like “No way. You’re not getting in”  It’s like a bouncer with the velvet rope – you’re not getting in.”

“You know long I’ve been waiting for this?” he asks as she’s got his cock in her mouth, “Since you had only 400 friends… I think you’re cheating on the internet, since you’re the internet’s girlfriend…”

“You’re my internet friend, she says, so it’s OK.”

And then they giggle about being in each other’s  MySpace Top 8 (remember that?!?)

She lays his cock against her elbow, and it stretches down to the wrist.

He then fucks her and the camera guy mentioned “breaking down the bouncer” and you can tell she’s a bit overwhelmed by the size. (“That’s a fucking lot of cock!”)  They move into missionary doggie, and she’s not convinced it’s going to work, and she lets out little squeals and she focuses on letting it happen (“I feel like I’m dying…”) as Jack works himself in pretty much balls deep.  She warms up to it and they work their way thru a bunch of positions until he cums in her ass, which is made a little weird by Jack screaming the death screams of his unborn sperms. But it’s this oddball behavior that makes Jack such an appealing performer.

Scene 3 is the Ninety Nine, who is looking forward to fucking Jack since the last time they worked together it was a POV scene and he was too pre-occupied with the camera to fuck her properly.  So he comes in the room, cock out and hard, and just plunges it into her.  She lets out a helluva scream and they go at it.  They’ve got a good vibe, and he jokes with her “How’s your ass?” and he picks her up and she throws herself down on his rod. What she might lack in the looks depertment, she more than makes up in attitude.  As we always used to say, “personality goes a long way!”  She challenges him to fuck her.. but I guess this is to be expected from someone who has Jack’s name tattooed on her wrist.  This scene is energetic AS HELL until by end end she’s just blissed out as he’s fucking her and he’s cums inside her pussy after which she lets out the greatest little sigh.

Scene 4 has the awesomely natural Audrey Elson.  Her tits are great; they look great in their bra; they look great out of the bra.  He fucks her a bunch of ways and then asks her if she’s ready for the ass, and she settles down.  She says she is and then they go at it, and she takes it like a champ.  The scene ends with her swallowing his facial.

Last up, Annette Schwarz. She’s a sexual athlete of the highest order and this is her long jump event.  She takes Jack every which way with a spirited ease of someone who has trained her whole life.  She swallows his cock with some effort, but she gets it down.  She ends up with the thick spit drooling out of her mouth when he pulls out, but she doesn’t need to resort to quacking to make it effective.  She takes it down, and apparently can’t keep her teeth out of the way since Jack says he’s willing to put up with some pain in exchange for a deep throating; something he’s never had before, professionally or personally.

They bang each other with abandon, maintaining a lot of eye contact.  He ends up jerking a load on her tongue which she wraps up with one last deep throat before swallowing.

SCENES TO WATCH IN ORDER OF MY PREFERENCE: Annette Schwarz, Ninety Nine, tie between Dana DeArmond & Audrey Elson and then Sandra Romain/Maya Gates.

NOTE TO VOD RENTERS: Aline is in the opening credits, but technically her scene was a DVD Bonus, so it doesn’t seem to have made the VOD rips.

 

Radio Sex Rewind: Sexcapades (1983) and Great Sexpectations (1984)

Today at 2:40ish on Radio Sex XM103 YouPorn I’ll be talking with Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon about two of my favorite adult movies from the early 80s, Sexcapades and Great Sexpectations; both directed by my favorite helmsman, Henri Pachard.

I talked about these two movies on Playboy Radio’s Nighcalls with Debi and Nicki back in November 2011, and figured it was a good time to revisit since Eric Edwards will be calling into the show.

I’ll just point you to the earlier reviews I wrote, since they’re pretty extensive…, just click the title cards…

Sexcapades

 

Great Sexpectations Title Card

Today on Radio Sex: Diary of Casanova (1993)

It was 20 years ago todayishDiary of Casanova… that Julia Ann was headlining Fred J. Lincoln‘s Diary of Casanova, the third movie in his Casanova series.  (The rest in the series: Part 1: Casanova, Part 2: Ladykiller (aka Casanova Returns), and Part 4: Conquest (The Diary of Casanova Continues).

Julia Ann will be on Radio Sex’ You Porn (Sirius XM103) today, and I will be too – I’ll be on at my usual time, around 2:40 Eastern, talking with Christy and Ginger about this movie, the passing of Harry Reems and perhaps touching on Sasha Strange who has re-emerged from her retirement on Twitter.

All the Casanova movies star Rocco Siffredi as our titular hero, and in this installment, Julia Ann (oh no, those bangs!) finds his diary which gives us a little vignette movie tied together with her (and  later Aaron Colt) reading the diary and us seeing what they’re reading.

The first scene has Casanova (Rocco Siffredi) seducing Cleopatra (Diva).  The scene is mostly music (not much live sound) and ends without a cumshot. But that said, it’s a pretty good scene.  It has some foot fetish stuff in there, with Diva sucking on toes and cocks and Rocco looking all kinds of young.

Next up is Celeste and her beau Woody Long, she’s outfitted in 1920s flapper attire, and he’s naked. She’s got a string of pearls that she plays with which makes for a nice visual.  She eventually blows him and he takes her doggie then mish before cumming on her face.  The scene ends with one of my favorite things – she trying to lick his uber-sensitive post-cum cock and him twitching while she does it. It makes for a real moment in an ocean of porny fakeness.  The scene is scored to Moonlight Sonata.

Aaron Colt is reading the diary with Julia now, and she flips to a fantasy that has to deal with a motorcycle gang.  “Do they ride Harleys?” Aaron asks.  Julia says she doesn’t know, and this saddens Aaron; “If they’re not Harleys, I’m not interested.” So instead, we get a scene between flapper Celeste and Julia Ann.  It’s a pretty good g/g scene and towards the end, when they’re scissoring, Celeste takes Julia’s fingers and fellates and licks them and it is the hottest thing in the world.  They also use the pearls in this scene too.  The scene is scored to Peer Gynt.

Julia’s reverie is broken by the unexpected appearance of Casanova! He wonders why she has the diary,but understand why she would want to read it.  And would she perhaps like to go with him for a drink?  This, of course, makes Aaron jealous, and we have a very awkward scene of playacting between Julia and Aaron which is happily interrupted by them fucking.

Both Aaron and Julia look great.  Where Julia often looks a bit pale, in her scene, she’s lit to look rather tanned and it’s a good look.  This is also before her small black heart tattoo on her right breast, for those concerned with such things.  They run thru the usual positions and the scene ends with Aaron jerking off around Julia’s mouth.  How I wish he’d let her do the work — they’re dating after all, so she must get him off in their private life, right? — and he has a slo-mo cumshot right into her mouth.  This scene is scored to some Schubert.

And then, before we know it, Casanova is poolside with Nikki Sinn (pre-nosejob) and a short-haired sandy blonde version of Melanie Moore.  He all have a nice shag on and around a chaise lounge, with Nikki even giving up the butt (and licking Rocco’s feet while she’s at it.)  The scene is plagued with car and plane and helicopter sounds.  Rocco finally cums on their faces with another slo-mo cumshot, and there’s a fair amount of time spent afterwards, with the performers all smiling and laughing which really makes for a hot scene.

We fade to credits.

This is an unpretentious movie, classical music score notwithstanding, and the scenes are worth a quick look via VOD.  The nice thing about VOD is how easy it is to skip around to find just the parts you like.

Also on the show, I’m hoping to talk a little about Sasha who was in the first Buttman movie, Adventures of Buttman, along with a pair of classic Christy Canyon movies – Hot In The City and Play Christy For Me.  Her favorites are the five movies she made for director John Leslie – Bad Habits, Nurse Tails, Playin’ Dirty, Slick Honey and Strange Curves.  She’s popped her head out of the retirement pool and is now on Twitter: @pornstarsasha

And lastly, RIP Harry Reems.  Harry died yesterday after a long fight with pancreatic cancer.  A friend of his, Don Schenk, posted this memorial over on WarriorForum:

A few years ago Harry’s health began to deteriorate due to peripheral neuropathy and emphysema, forcing him to retired from real estate. This past summer he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, which the doctors discovered during a routine test for something else, and Harry went through months of chemo and radiation treatments.

On March 5th, Harry entered the VA Hospital due to jaundice. His liver was failing. Next his kidneys began to fail as his body started to shut down. My wife and I have been driving from Park City down to the Salt Lake City VA Hospital to visit with Harry and Jeannie every afternoon.

Harry slipped into a coma 4 days ago, and passed [the afternoon of March 19].

Harry came to fame in Deep Throat and parlayed it into a porn career that lasted around 17 years.  He made 135 or so movies and some loops that we don’t list.

My favorite Harry Reems performance is in Grafenberg Spot, where he’s paired up with Ginger Lynn who discovers that she ejaculates when her G Spot is stimulated, and Harry can’t quite wrap his head around it; but eventually, he ends up loving getting the facefull of lovin.   An edited version of the movie is available as the original featured Traci Lords, but her part was easily excised.

He had a well-known post-porn life as an alcoholic and then a real estate agent in Park City , Utah where he spent the rest of his days. The Observer has a great profile on Harry they published around the time Inside Deep Throat was released in 2005.

Good night, Harry.

Today on Radio Sex: Bobby Sox (1996)

bobbysox_dvdAs usual, I’ll be on Sirius XM103 Radio Sex’ YouPorn with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn today around 2:40pm Eastern to discuss Paul Thomas 1996 movie, Bobby Sox.

One of the worst things to ever happen to porn was the VCD.  The VideoCD was the step between VHS and DVD.  It was huge in Asia and could hold 7 or 80 minutes of video depending on what size CD was used. Vivid, hoping to capitalize on these new markets and this new format, edited all of their features down to 74 minutes, and in their wisdom, released these edits on DVD when that format took off.

To make matters worse, Vivid faked “Multi-Angle Viewing” which was a feature of DVDs that allowed you to change the angle of the scene you were watching.  This feature was used by the Virtual Sex… simulations where the production team would run two cameras on a given scene and the viewer could choose which angle to view.  Vivid, tho, didn’t shoot their features with two cameras, so they’d fake it, and they’d edit the fuck out of their sex scenes, putting half the scene in Angle 1 and the other in Angle 2.  this made for very disjointed viewing.  An icon would pop up during the movie at which time you could click your angle button to see some other action; but it wasn’t like the Virtual Sex titles where that angle was actually the same action from another viewpoint; if you were watching a blowjob scene, you’d see a different part of the blowjob when you changed angles.  So if you were hoping to see that great eye contact from a different side, you were out of  luck because that eye contact was only in that one part and the alternate angle was from earlier or later in that same position.

What this means is a lot of movies which were 2 hours long on VHS were cut to death… and Bobby Sox is no different; tho the VOD version they’re streaming at HotMovies is 106 minutes which is down from it’s original running time of 144 minutes.  Those missing 38 minutes were taken by removing Scenes 5 and 8

I reviewed this movie back in ’96 and when I heard Steven St. Croix was going to be on the show today, I figured I’d revisit it.

Bobby Sox is a gentle take-off of the Joe Dante film, Matinee.  In Matinee, John Goodman plays a small-time movie promoted who travels from small town to small town around the country promoting his schlocky horror movies, in this case “MANT – half man, half ant!”  In Bobby Sox, Jamie Gillis is the impresario and he’s driven around by Jon Dough.

The town is made up of young lovers Nikki Tyler and Steven St. Croix; Nikki’s mother, Shanna McCullough and soda jerk Bobby Vitale who also has a crush on Nikki. Other residents include Jenteal and Chelsea Blue, cops Jay Ashley and TT Boy.

I don’t know if it’s right to call a porno “affectionate” but this movie was “affectionate” towards its characters, the town and the power of the movies.

Here’s my review from 96 for the play by play:

Synopsis

Jon Dough and Jamie Gillis are small time film promoters who roll into a small town. Nikki Tyler and Steve St. Croix are boy/girl friend, but he’s a bit domineering. Bobby Vitale is Nikki’s long time friend who has the secret crush on her. There are other folks around too.Jamie ends up pissing off Steven who has him framed for kidnapping. Nikki rescues Jamie who stays with Nikki’s mom, Shanna McCullough. Jamie and Shanna fall in love.

Scene Breakdown

Nikki Tyler/Steven St. Croix
I can’t figure out if Nikki is attractive or not. By all accounts she should be, but the fake eyebrows and tits swing over to the “not so much side” but something unqualified makes her attractive… maybe its her super energetic blowjobs (that look better than they probably feel)We start with an outdoor scene. There some dry humping as the credits roll. Nikki doesn’t want to go any further, but she relents and blows him. It’s an energetic BJ which then turns into him eating her. She keeps squeezing her eyes shut which is a little disconcerting. She does this throughout her sex scenes in the film.

Steve jerks off towards her and she cleans him up afterwards.

Jon Dough/Jenteal/Chelsea Blue
Wow is Chelsea Blue attractive! Natural tits, she seems on the tall side, a nice pouty sultry look… mmmm.A bizarre scene in a black box theatre. The girls are auditioning Jon, and he’s auditioning them. There’s a lot of nipple slapping, something I don’t quite understand. Happily both girls have natural tits, so things start off on the right foot.

Jon orders them around to prance about, pull their top up, down, etc. Jenteal looks rather disinterested about the whole thing… especially the part when Jon grabs her by the throat. There is a great beaver shot of Jen, reclining back in RC position on top of a clothed john, her ass hanging down between his legs. Yummy. Jen gets eaten out in this position. There’s nothing new from here on out, it’s your basic she-sucks-while-she-fucks scene, though there is a very nicely shot extended RC (condomed) by Jenteal. Then an OK RAC by Chelsea, but too much gyno, not enough full body. Jon cums on her box.

Shanna McCullough
Shanna (now with enhanced tits… sniff) masturbates with a green metallic vibrator while looking at a swingers s&m magazine.

Nikki Tyler/ Steven St. Croix
Nikki does some cheesecake style posing then Steve eats her out. Another energetic BJ, then some standing doggie. on a forklift.They move down into the drivers seat of the forklift which gives them a few acrobatic opportunities. Steve then cums on her box.

He tells her that now she’s his and she better not hang out with Jamie anymore, and she tells him to fuck himself. So, to get revenge, he frames Jamie for the kidnapping of one of the townie girls.Bobby Vitale then uses MS Word (!!! and it kept beeping!) to get into the prison computers to reschedule to cops’ pickup of Jamie Gillis…

Jay Ashley/TT Boy/Kim Kummings
Outdoor scene. They’re cops. She starts sucking them off. Some standing mish. Kim’s tit’s seem real. So far, only Nikki has fakes in this movie… is Paul Thomas still lurking?There’s some nice RC, though as before, there is a bit too much gyno. I bet this would be a bit more satisfying in the cable version. Jay leaves TT Boy to do the standing doggie, then some standing mish anal against an old truck. TT cums near her ass.

While the cops get laid, Bobby and Nikki free Jamie and smuggle him to Nikki’s house.

Nikki Tyler/ Bobby Vitale
Finally, all those years of sexual tension break loose. Nikki’s upset over Steve, and Bobby has had blue balls for 18 years. So they have a tryst in an adult movie theatre. It’s a pretty hot scene, all things considered. It’s well acted. There’s a certain desperation and passion here which is kinda unusual in porn these days…

Jamie keeps himself drunk on Absolut and happy by dressing in women’s clothing. There’s also a baby fetish going on as well as he suckles at the Absolut bottle at Shanna’s feet. A very nice scene with he and Shanna dramatically.

Chelsea Blue/Jamie Gillis
Nikki brings Chelsea over. What follows is an incredibly hot tease scene. She’s very attractive… sultry. Jamie is still one of the best actors around. It is this acting that really propels the scene into something special.Jamie’s dirty talk is held in check by his loneliness and drunkenness, which leaves us to concentrate on Chelsea.

There’s quite a bit of nice posing and threats to fuck her with a banana. She sits on his face and he eats her ass. She tries to suck him, but he’s too drunk to fuck.

Alex Sanders/Steven St. Croix/Chloe
The revenge fuck. St. Croix puts Nikki on the forklift and raises it. This makes for the most annoying scene in the whole movie. Take my advice and press the mute button, lest you subject yourself to the shrieks of Nikki Tyler which makes Yoko Ono sound downright melodic. Real nails on the chalkboard stuff. (“Nick! Nick! Lemme down! Nick!”)Chloe is another small lithe natural titted wonder. She’s a bit on the pale side, and reminds me of Fransesca Le. She blows Alex and then she blows Steve to piss off Nikki. After a stint of doggie, Steve cums on her ass to leave her for Alex who fucks her in the ass them cums on her face. Her lip touches his dick, which makes it the closest thing you’ll see to an ass-to-mouth in a Vivid flick :-)

Jamie and Bobby show up to rescue Nikki. St. Croix pops Jamie in the gut and Sanders gives him a punch to the head. Vitale gives St. Croix his best shot which results in him being laughed at and he ends up in a stack of boxes. As St. Croix goes back for Jamie, Jamie places a few punches to the head and body and pulls a gun on St. Croix.

Shanna McCullough/Jamie Gillis
A very touching sub/dom scene, with Jamie in blonde wig. Shanna has Jamie on a leash. She is in patent leather gloves, panties, undercup bra and thigh high boots. He worships her butt for a while and then she spanks him. He eats her while she’s in the fuck swing She gets his balls in a sling, while he fucks her He shoves a butt plug in her and fucks her doggie for a spell. Some nice RC. She sits on his face in the RC position and he eats her ass. Finally, she blows him and he cums on her face.Again, the acting here is what elevates this scene.

Conclusion
I enjoyed this movie quite a bit. I don’t know that it deserved a 10 from AVN, but it was pretty well made all the way around.Casting Nikki Tyler was a gamble since she can be quite flat (silicone notwithstanding) but I don’t know who I would have used in her place.

Jamie Gillis rules. Think of his extreme work as you will, but when given a good straight role, he can work it, man. Same goes for Shanna McCullough. She was always a fave when she was full time; she had a pretty good bit of talent. I guess it has something to do San Francisco. Most of the San Fran actors (her, Mike Horner, Jamie, etc.) seem to have it over their LA counterparts.

PT did an OK job with this material. We’re not talking fantasic, I think the movie succeeded because of the script and the performers — someone like Jonathan Morgan in the Jamie Gillis role, for instance, would’ve killed this film — some of whom I never expected much from (Bobby Vitale).

The “new girls” Chelsea Blue and Chloe are welcome additions to my viewing realm. I’m going to have to search out more of Chelsea’s stuff. She’s got a look about her that I hope is more hers than her character’s…

And the jury is still out on Nikki Tyler.
RATING
It’s a toughie. It’s a definite couples film and if you’re not part of a couple it may not do much for you. The sex is character driven which to me is far more satisfying but to those Max fans out there is woefully lacking in the gobs of spit and speculums :-)On the Imperial scale, I would say it is a must rent, and a marginal purchase if you are a fan or can get it for under 15 bucks. That translates to about a 3.40

Thoughts in 2013

I’ve come around to Nikki Tyler.  :-)