I Didn’t Think Sex in Cars Could Be Funny, but My Mind Was Blown After Seeing This

I’m pondering writing all my blog posts like breathless Upworthy headlines.  (I fucking HATE Upworthy.)

On the other hand, I fucking LOVE Jerry Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee which I think is a great idea for a web series, and really what the web is kind of meant to do, I think.  It gives creatives the opportunity to do something lower-budget with lower stakes, and just let them have fun doing what they do best.  I’m a big fan of the casual interview between colleagues since it has the potential to strip down the artifice that usually surrounds talk show appearances, so the show is right in my sweet spot.

(My favorites, in vague order of preference: Alec Baldwin, Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner, Ricky Gervais, Louis C.K., and Patton Oswalt.  This is not to say the others are bad, but these I really liked and have actually rewatched.)

comediansSo, I was really tickled to see Lee Roy Meyers and Nate Liquor over at WoodRocket come up with Comedians in Cars Getting Sex, starring James Deen (reprising his role as Seinfeld from Meyers’ other Seinfeld parodies) and recent favorite Veruca James as Sarah Silverman.

There’s lots of good stuff over at the WoodRocket site, tho I’d hope for a bit more organization.  I was looking for a blog post or something that announced this video, but it seems like it just dropped into their video section with little fanfare.

However, what they lack on their own site, they seem to have gotten Splitsider’s attention, so they got that going for them.


Lee Roy and Nate really really nail the tone of the show, with the jaunty jazz, the fetishistic shots of the vehicle, the well-observed mannerism of Jerry throwing his head back and silently laughing while he drives.

After about three and half minutes of hit-and-miss banter between Seinfeld and Silverman, we cut to the backseat of the extended cab where James and Veruca get down to business.

There’s a couple minutes of heavy breathing and dry humping and giggling which is nice, before Veruca’s pants come off and James chows down.  Not a lot of overly porny moaning; just a lot of smiles, eye contact and happy sounds as he buries himself in her ladybits.

the greatest thing about the scene is how they interact with each other.  It’s not a faceless cock pounding into an anonymous pussy.  It’s two people having a bunch of fun in the back of a truck; which makes it a bunch of fun to watch.

They miss an opportunity for Veruca to wrap James’ rascal, leaving him to do it before he plunges into her doggy style.  There’s some neck-on-throat, if that’s your thing (or be aware, if it’s not…)

They’re able to get into a bunch of sweaty positions before they end up in reverse cowgirl with James’ pulling out and off to cum on her bush.  She orally cleans him up afterward.  Fade to black.

There are much worse ways to spend 25 minutes. If you’re a fan of any of these folks, you owe it to yourself to check this out.


Today on Radio Sex: Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody (2012)

peeweeToday on Radio Sex’s YouPorn (Sirius XM 103 @ 2:40PM eastern) I’ll be on with Christy and Ginger talking about B. Skow‘s parody classic, Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody in honor of the day’s guest, Evan Stone, who plays just short of a thousand roles (Francis, The Rastafarian Dildo Store Owner (where’s the Danny Mountain yellowface outrage?), Large Marge, Not-Tequila Biker, and an Ashmatic Porn Director)  in the movie.

I haven’t had time to write up a review, so our good pal Roger T. Pipe has been nice enough to loan us his, as I tend to agree with his assessments:

127 Mins.
THEMES: Parody, Strippers, Sluts

STARS: Capri Anderson, Tommy Pistol, Aiden Starr, Jada Fire, Lea Lexus, Barry Scott, Jerry, John Strong, Lucas Stone, Tom Byron, Evan Stone


Seriously? A Pee Wee Herman porn parody? Oh why the fuck not? Well, mostly because it’s not the sort of movie that has built-in sex appeal. Unless people were just sitting around stroking to Pee Wee and that’s just twisted. (Though some of us remember that Elizabeth Daily was a serious piece of ass.) Facing that kind of challenge, director B Skow uses the strength of the Tim Burton classic to his advantage. It may not be sexually hot, but Pee Wee’s Big Adventure is filled with hilarious moments and memorable characters. Playing to that strength he has Tommy Pistol in the lead role. Fresh of the best acting performance of 2012 (Awards or not) in Taxi Driver, Tommy is every bit as good in this one. He is a perfect Pee Wee, funny, silly and eventually creepy as hell. Even the look of the movie is as off-putting as Burton’s original.

The script is funny, using XXX versions of some of the same jokes from the original. Pistol is brilliant and really fun to watch. Sexually the movie is all right.

I liked what they did with the script to make it work for a XXX parody.

Aiden Aspen plays “Dolly”, Pee Wee’s love doll who comes to life (or does she?) and ultimately gets kidnapped. She’s very good and just mechanical enough to work. Capri Anderson is the stripper who loves Pee Wee. She fucks John Strong and then Tommy in the finale. Capri is great for eye candy and pretty energetic in both of her scenes. The two side scenes are interesting and hot. Jada Fire fucks Evan Stone and Tom Byron. It is funny, but would have been hotter with a little more room for everyone to work. Lea Lexus takes on three cocks in a bar. Her scene is probably the best of the bunch. Overall this is a really entertaining parody. Pistol should earn himself another best actor nod and B Skow has made a better than one would expect sex flick out of a movie that had no business being turned into one.

Aiden Starr & Tommy Pistol

After a very long good morning segment that features some funny moments and some that make you think you should be doing anything but watching this movie, Pee Wee heads up stairs to hook up with Dolly. (Aiden Starr) As her name and make up make clear, Dolly is Pee Wee’s animate inanimate playmate. She sits barely moving while he slowly undresses her. Her slips his dick between her big tits and comes to life enough to suck it as it pokes through. Aiden ends up as quite a loud fuck when he bends her over and nails her from behind. The wig she is wearing is so dead-on sex doll that it’s a little bit creepy. Nice looking reverse cowgirl as she manages to get into positions that your average sex doll can’t. When he flips her over and fucks her hard enough to make her big tits bounce, she replies with some serious dirty talk. He finishes off with a shot all over her face.

Capri Anderson & John Strong

While picking up some things for Dolly at the smut shack, Pee Wee gets side tracked watching a live sex show between Capri Anderson and John Strong. She strips right down to just her heels and starts sucking. Not a bad looking BJ, but the cowgirl sex is actually quite a bit hotter. Capri shows off her butt and works her hips pretty well. In spoon we get some good leg shots and really solid close up angles on the naughty fun. The pretty little thing is a solid fuck who looks at her audience as she takes a load all over her hot face.

Jada Fire, Tom Byron & Evan Stone

Spoiled rich kid Evan Stone gets anything he wants for his birthday. That includes getting to stick his dick into his hot maid (Jada Fire) with the help of his father played by Tom Byron. The guys keep her busy at both ends and Jada rises the occasion as she always does. Hot shots of Jada in doggy with her big sexy ass up in the air pushing back on Byron’s boner. For the big finish she takes loads on her tits and all over her face.

Lea Lexus, Lucas Stone, Jerry & Barry Scott

On the road to find Dolly, Pee Wee is about to head into a rough bar. It may be rough, but it’s also fun as blonde slut Lea Lexus services her man and his two biker friends. They bend her over the pool table and fuck her pussy from behind. Since there are three of them, she has to pen up her ass to make sure everyone’s happy. The three guys take turns fucking the sexy little blonde. This is a bit of a throw away scene, but it’s really well shot and Lea is quite enthusiastic about the cock. Her ass looks great during doggy, but she can take every inch when she’s on top. The guys really pound that ass and start shooting cu on her pussy.

Capri Anderson & Tommy Pistol

Pee finally finds Dolly and has to try to flee before the evil Hollywood producer catches them. In the end, Dolly explains that he needs a real girl. Capri is right there and they are ready for the romantic ending. They get it and a movie deal to boot. On set, Capri drops to her knees and giggles as she strokes and sucks like she’s really in love. She is playful here jumping into his arms and writing on the bed while he eats her tight little hole. Capri pulls one leg up extra high to let him fuck her good and hard. The reverse cowgirl shots are nice because she’s showing off that hot little pussy. She happily sucks his cock and really uses her hands nicely. This is a good scene and Capri is always very pretty. It just doesn’t have much fantasy appeal, making it a rather ordinary finale. The facial is nice though. It’s always good to see Capri eating ball babies.

Bonus: Bonus Scene (Capri Anderson from Runaway), BTS, Photo Gallery, Previews, Commercials

“I’m two time Tony award winner Bernadette Peters, and welcome to my sex tape.”

Submitted without much comment other than I find the concept brilliant, and Send in the Clowns killed… bravo Rachel Bloom!


(And to keep it porn related, she’s got a rather nice rack, which she uses to her advantage in Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury.)

But here’s the creepy porno edit:



Trailer Porn: Star Trek: TNG : A XXX Parody

You would think as someone who should be paying attention to the porn industry, I wouldn’t have first stumbled across this trailer over on Wil Wheaton’s blog, but it’s true.

I don’t know if I am as die hard a trekkie as perhaps I once was… I grew up on TOS (The Original Series) and liked TNG, but Voyager and Deep Space 9 left me cold, and then I was back for Enterprise (and I think I may have been the only one..) and from the looks of things, I am back for the XXX Parody… Sam Hain once again put Kimberly Kane into a red wig and he set off to remake another favorite sci-fi show.  And the trailer looks great.

Here’s the SFW one:


There’s a NSFW trailer over at the Revolution X / Digital Sin site:


Their promo blurb sums things up thusly:

Join Picard (Giles), Riker (Rocco Reed), Crusher (Kimberly Kane), and the rest of the Enterprise crew as they boldly go into the final frontier of adult cinema! While en route to Starbase 112, the Enterprise detects strange electromagnetic readings emanating from a barren M-Class planet. Upon further investigation, it is discovered that the source of energy is in fact a box containing Tasha Yar (India Summer), the long dead former Chief of Security of the ship, in cryosleep. Is she the real Tasha Yar? Is she a clone? Or is she something completely different? Follow all of your favorite characters as they engage in the biggest sexual adventure of the 24th century!

So it has the flavor of Yesterday’s Enterprise with some extra minor characters from the TNG universe thrown in to keep the pairings varied — Dana DeArmond as Ensign Ro and Bobbi Starr as Dr. Leah Brahms; not that I’m complaining!

Also in the cast are April O’Neil as Counselor Troi (who looks fucking awesome in the big curly wig), Tyler Knight as Geordi La Forge, Xander Corvus as Data,  Lee Bang as the Klingon, Lt. Worf and Tim Cannon as the lone red shirt, er, security officer.

Happily, I am unable to make any jokes about the cast’s “enhanced ample nacelles” because our gals are all-natural to boot!

The attention to detail in the trailer is pretty amazing — the bridge looks like the bridge, the music sounds like the music, the costumes look like the costumes, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Coming off his triumph of X-Files “parodies” (which were more homage than parody) Sam Hain seems to have another one teed up for success, and it comes as no surprise that Eddie Powell is along for the ride as his cinematographer.

Gawker’s sci-fi blog, io9, had low-res video interviews with Bobbi Starr and Giles Aston (who, apparently, is a Patrick Stewart impersonator on the convention circuit and doesn’t do any hardcore in the film):

Bobbi Starr:

Giles Aston:

Official Photo Gallery: http://axxxparody.com/startrekxxx/

AVN Awards 2011: Best Parody

And the nominees for best parody in the COMEDY category are…
And in the DRAMA category…