Today on Radio Sex: Sex Across America 2: New Orleans (2000)

saa2Today, two of my longest-known industry friends, Luc Wylder and Alexandra Silk visit with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn on Radio Sex’ YouPorn on SiriusXM 103; I’ll be on around 2:40 Eastern to talk about Sex Across America 2.

Disclaimer: I’ve known Luc and Alex since I started going to the East Coast Video Show in ’97 or so.  They were friends with N. Smith who hosted rame.net (and shot camera on this movie too) and Luc had a buddy who worked at The Showboat Casino in Atlantic City and he hooked us up with an awesome suite for a few years to hold the RAME gathering; so I got to know Luc and Alex through that.  I’m very fond of them, so I doubt I’ll be particularly critical here…

The Sex Across America series is like a big long home movie of a happy couple’s travels around the country…a  happy couple who films themselves and their friends having sex along the way.  Each entry focuses on a different city and has a different traveling band of guests.  Luc tends to hold the camera and he only occasionally gets involved in the action; he usually lets Alex handle that end of things.  (Yeah, she handles that end of things.)

I picked Episode 2 because it’s the first one that has Luc and Alex hooking up in it (Luc kept it in his pants and his hands on the camera the first go round) and because I liked the supporting cast of Jessica Drake and Sydnee Steele who seemed to be on loan from Wicked. :-)

The movie starts with a Dixieland version of When The Saints Go Marching In as the credits roll.

Luc and Alex introducing the episode with a shaggy, easy going style.  They’re obviously a couple who enjoys each others company very much and they’re having a fun time goofing around doing the intro.  She’s just cute as a button, smiling and bopping around with a pink feather boa.

We get some shots of New Orleans night life, various strip clubs as Luc and Alex have a stilted little voiceover introducing T.J. Cummings and Alexis Amore.  She’s noodling on the piano and TJ comes in to make sure she slept OK and had a good night.  She complains of being tired, so he gives her a massage and that turns into sex.  They bang like crazy, keeping up good eye contact throughtout, always THISFARAWAY from breaking the piano bench, and they’re going at mish when TJ pulls out and launches a load up to Alexis’ ear.  When the money shot is done, the set relaxes and Luc comments from off-camera how great a shot that was an how it landed in her ear.  TJ sheepishly apologizes and leans down to clean her off.  Alexis isn’t a bad looking girl by any measure; her enhanced rack moves which is a nice change of pace from the late 90s silicon monoboobs; tho I could do with out the big Playboy Bunny tattoo on her abdomen.

From there, the gang goes out on the town and we get some more travelogue as Alex poses with masks and holds up souvenir towels.  They all try on hats and night turns into day and we’re back walking the streets and the gang, now expanded to include Alexis Fire and Rod Danger stumble into a cigar store.

They stumble upon Dos Jefe’s Uptown Cigar Bar where a kindly Cigar Man is happy to show off some huge cigars and his wide array of double entendres.  There some public nudity as Alex shows off her cookie in a pantiless dress and the girls really play up the phallic imagery and eventually they retire to the smoking room.  There’s a lot of laughs as the girls can’t come up with the name “Monica Lewinsky” (on purpose?) and they blow smoke rings (“Can’t let it die a virgin!” yells Alex as she penetrates the smoke ring with her cigar.)  Alex plants herself on the Cigar Man, gives him a little dance and Alex asks if there’s anything they can play with… and, lo and behold, there’s a shelf full of dildos.  (“That’s a little bit better ring gauge on those…”)  This is the Cigar Man’s lucky day — he gets to use every line he’s ever come up with, tell every joke about the “reserve box” and “ladies’ cigars.”

As “Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans” comes on the soundtrack, Ms. Amore strips down and shoves a dildo into herself as Ms. Fire (two Alexis in the same scene means we have to get oddly formal) slides one end of a double dong into Alex’ ass.  Rod starts to strip down as both ends of the double dong find themselves in Alex. Ms. Amore bounces up and down on the couch forcing the dildo to hit home before grabbing a second dildo and DPing herself as well. Ms. Fire makes Alex cum in a pretty great display, esp. as Alex grabs Ms. Amore to make out with at the moment of climax.

Alexis A. then grabs a strap on and fucks Alexis F. in a weird reverse pile driver as Alex fills Alexis F’s mouth with another dildo making for some mouth-full screams of pleasure.  Alex manages to work the dildo into Alexis A’s twat as she continues to ride Alexis F.

As a reward for cumming, each of the girls gets a Dos Jefe T-Shirt to wear proudly.

They ride around the French Quarter in a horse drawn carriage flashing each other and just generally having a good time.  They pass A Streetcar (bus) named Desire and find their way back to the house where Rod and Alexis Fire get down and dirty. SHE IS A SERIOUS SCREAMER and Rod’s oral skills make her scream STOP in a way that seems to say she can’t take anymore. They fuck in a few positions, including doggie anal, and she jerks him off all over her face.  (Quick aside: Don’t get distracted by Rod’s turqoise G string.)

The gang heads to Jazzfest and then a “Swinger bar” — which is to say a bar with swings (or, I think it’s Dos Jefe’s).  The three girls are in identical white dresses with strategic holes cut out, and they meet the Cigar Man again!  More double entendres and laughs all around. Alexis A. wants to go to strip clubs and Alex wants to go to Bourbon Street to see what kind of trouble they can get in to.  They whip their tits out and TJ starts suckling on Alex.  The girls want to play with a big dildo, and TJ asks that is it because he’s not enough?  The girls are all swinging on the swings, showing off their hooches then Alex climbs on the bar and TJ has a businessman’s lunch. Everything goes sideways and all the girls get into the act; Rod takes his short off, SO DOES CIGAR MAN! and Alex blows TJ. Finally TJ finds solid ground and shoves his finger up Alex’ ass before fucking her.  Alex looks at the camera with the happiest smile on her face.  Rod is fucking Alexis Fires doggie style but has a hard time navigating the swing at first, but then he builds up a rhythm.

Alex cums while riding TJ and she makes out with Alexis A. who is sitting on TJ’s face. Lastly, TJpulls out of Alex and shoots it halfway up her back. TJ is like a kid in a candy store, telling everyone how much he loves them.

The gang is walking around the streets and they bump into a super young Jessica Drake and Sydnee Steele.  Luc wants to have fun on the town with them, but he’s busy shooting, so they stumble upon the great idea of going back to their hotel. They find their way back and find Evan Stone.  “What are you doing here?!?” Alex yells.  (He was dating Jessica Drake at the time, so that’s what he was doing there…)

The girls take out Evan’s manhood and orally enjoy it before stripping out of their clothes.  Evan and Jessica and Sydnee work their way over to the bed and Alex is taking pictures of everything.  Even fucks Jessica for a while and then he gets to bang Sydnee while she eats Jessica out.  Then he starts nailing Jessica again doggie style right on top of Sydnee.

Alex has had enough of seeing Jessica with her man, Evan, so she crawls over to HER man and starts blowing Luc.  The gang on the bed stops to watch Alex and Luc. There’s a second camera in the room which captures cutaways of Luc with Alex between his legs and a camera on his shoulder. She coaxes a load onto her tongue. Kudos to Luc for behind able to hold the camera steady as he pans away from his own cumshot to capture the action on the bed…

Evan cums on Jessica’s back and Sydnee cleans him and it up and shares a slightly cummy kiss with Jessica.

Then we’re back outside the house with Alex in the pink boa and our couple with the mostest thanks us for watching, plugs the websites and the next volume – San Francisco.

This movie is certainly worth some VOD minutes – Scene 2 in the cigar shop is a fun scene and nicely captures the vibe; scene 4 at the Swing Bar is more of the same easy vibe, but worth it to watch the end of the Alex/TJ scene where she cums like crazyand finally Scene 5 is a great chance to see an early Jessica Drake in action and a super-great orgasm on her part.