Author: vanzetti

So, the girls asked me to have a look at I Dream of Christy (1989) and I Dream of Ginger (1985).  I assume I get to try and not play favorites here which is going to be a bit of a struggle, I think; but let’s have a look:

Review: I Dream of Christy found here

I Dream Of Ginger, written by Raven Touchstone, is a riff of I Dream of Jeannie.  It’s not so much a parody as we’re not making fun of the source material, just using it as inspiration for our own thing.  Ginger plays a genie who server her master, Paul Thomas.  She’s lives in what we assume is a bottle serving at the pleasure of the genie queen, Zora, played by Lisa De Leeuw who does not have sex other than fellating a banana in the movie.

Ginger starts out by teasing her master, having his restrained on the bed while she blows him, ending with her jerking him off all over his belly.  She then vanishes, leaving him strapped to his bed where his roommate Harold(James Miles) finds him, much to his amusement and PT’s horror.

From there, we pop into the bottle and see Ginger laughing her ass off.  What an imp!

Lisa then instructs Bunny Bleu and Laurie Smith to show off their sapphic skills.  Later, she wants to see how Greg Rome and Blake Palmer have learned their sex lessons, so he has them fuck Bunny and Laurie, respectively.  (Scenes 3-5 on our breakdown).  We cut away more than a few times to Loni Sanders (also handling production manager duties) feeding Lisa De Leeuw a banana.  Also, this pre-surgery Bunny Bleu, so she’s pretty cute, not the hardened roboslut with giant bolt-ons that she became towards the end of her career.  (Greg jerks on Bunny’s belly, Laurie can’t seem to coax a cumshot out of Blake).

Zora/Lisa gets mad at seeing Ginger’s excapade at leaving PT tied, admonishing her that genies are meant to grant wishes and make people happy, not cause trouble.  So she places a spell on Ginger, turning her into a black bird. (PT loves birds).

Cut back to PT studying his medical texts with Christy Canyon. Christy is rattling off medical acronyms, but soon tires of it and wants to get out of her high waisted, acid washed jeans.  (Ah, the 80s!)  She starts to climb all over PT and pulls his cock out and gets down to business. She keeps her clothes on during the blowjob.  She’s got some good tongue action going on, and she doesn’t ignore the balls.  PT is reduced a bit of a whimpering simp during her oral attentions, but who can blame him really.  He asks her to squeeze the base tight, something he also asked Nina Hartley to do in Dreamwalk. Perhaps we have a glimpse into what gets PT off?

He jerks himself furiously as Christy finally slips out of her clothes.  Happily, she’s fully clothed, so it takes a little while to get naked which allows for a nice build-up.  Sweater off first, letting us see her talents in a street bra (which is different than a porno bra).  She lets the girls out, sucks on them a little, and then let’s PT motorboat (literally) them for a bit.   “I could die like this. . .” he says.  So could we all, PT; so could we all.

Jeans and panties come off in one swoop and she thrusts herself into his face which moves into a slow missionary, and then the moment we’ve been waiting for – the reverse cowgirl with lots of body shots.  Christy is very encouraging to PT and seems to enjoy herself, grinding down and panting “Oh, Michael” at appropriate times.  They move to the doggie and then things go south.  PT starts to use a black feather on Christy and he starts to hear giggling.  Christy denies its her, but it freaks him out and he won’t let it go which kills the mood, which means no cumshot and an anti-climactic (literally) end.

Zora gets wind of Ginger’s latest troublemaking and ponder stripping her of her powers, but HER boss, Centurion, tells her its not a great idea.

PT starts yelling into Ginger’s bottle, hoping to get her attention; but he’s interrupted again by his roommate who doesn’t believe that there’s a genie in the bottle, and he’s worried about his friend’s sanity.  Ginger finally shows back up with the black feathers in her hair and she fesses up to being the feather in his bed.

She complains about being tired from her bird punishment, so PT tries to make her feel better by eating her out. They run thru positions, with Ginger on top of him on the couch a particular highlight — she’s all bouncing energy and there’s kissing — and as they move to missionary, she asks PT if he’d like a real big dick, and she snaps her fingers and suddenly, she’s getting fucked by an impressive stunt cock (Blake Palmer? I suspect Ginger will let us know on the show). who pulls out and cums on her belly.

Harold and Christy are talking on the couch and comparing notes about PT’s weird behaviour.  Right when Miles starts to talk into the genie’s bottle, CC excuses herself to pee, only to miss Ginger appearing out of thin air. He’s pretty impressed with her physique, but doesn’t believe she’s a genie. She convinces him by granting him a wish — a wet dream come true.  He says he wants to fuck Ginger, but she seems to be a one-master gal, so she tells him to “think big” and he wants two women.  She snaps her fingers, and he’s in the bottle, getting ravished by Bunny Bleu and Laurie Smith.

Bunny blows him as Laurie dances around, then Laurie blows him as Bunny makes out with him. They fuck him and he ends up banging Bunny doggie style and pulls out to blow his load on Laurie’s face.

Zora is upset that Ginger had a human come into the bottle, so she banishes her to her bottle for 1000 years. At that moment, Centurion, her boss, appears projected on the wall and reads Zora the riot act, saying Ginger did nothing wrong, merely mixing mischief with pleasure, to the merriment of all, and her punishment will be Zora’s… and we find out that her boss is her brother!

With Zora around, the guys appoint Ginger the new genie master and they play spin the bottle (“Don’t use that one, I live there!”).  Ginger teleports Christy into the bottle (“I tasted you as a feather, now I want to taste you for real“) and everyone gets busy with one another, with Ginger diving right into Christy’s quim, and then casting her aside to be with David Sanders and Greg Rome while Bunny and Laurie work on Blake Palmer and Christy stays paired offf with her boyfriend Harold (James Miles).

Orgies are hard to film due to the inability to cover all the action, but there are some good bits tht aren’t missed – like Harold vertically titfucking Christy and Ginger getting DP’d by David and Greg.  David and Greg cum on her ass, Blake cums on Buny’s belly and Harold gives Christy a pearl necklace.

The movie ends with Zora in her bottle, screaming for help.

PT gets the award for getting the best scenes in the movie — his first BJ with Ginger is well played; his tryst with Christy is well shot and has some nice tease elements to it, the only strike against it is the crappy ending; and finally his go round with Ginger on the couch is nice since we get to see Ginger fuck and bounce around which is always nice.

The other scenes were fine, nothing particularly earth shattering.  The orgy at the end suffered from the usual things, a little bit too short for three simultaneous scenes, but director Scotty Fox deserves kudos for keeping things light.  Scotty is one  of my favorite directors from this era thru the early-90s; his stuff just always seem to have an underlying FUN to them.

Ratings wise, this is a solid 3 on the Imperial Scale.  It’s worth checking out the PT pairings as his partners really help him to shine.

This movie is out of print, but HotMovies has it available on VOD.  If you like physical media, you can still pick up a “new” DVD from Adult DVD Marketplace for around $60, or pick up a used one from their sellers for about 15% of that.