Let’s update that tote board…

We’ve updated our title/performer/review counts — our total number of films is now 114,874 (up from 108,520 in November), number of performers is 197, 260 (up from 103,334) and we broke our final 100k mark with 100,939 reviews (from 96,962 in November).

Thanks to all of our editors and contributors to the site and mostly to the people who make the smut we all love so much.

Americans Watch Porn At Work?!

A new Harris Interactive Poll shows that 3% of Americans watch porn AT WORK!

(Cue the dramatic music!)

The Young Turks have this to offer:

Jimmy Dore proves that comedy is funniest when it’s true.

“… these young gentleman: we grew up on different porn. I grew up in the eighties, and now they can watch porn anywhere, and no one even knows. But in the 80s, you couldn’t do that. It was a big deal. First you had to secure the area, lock a few doors… you couldn’t watch it on a computer… we had to watch it on a TV and a VCR. TWO MACHINES! We needed two machines to watch porn! A VHS tape! … Modern porn is too gross. The guys who made it in the 80s cared about the women! Sometimes you’d see the whole woman! Now, it’s like “Is that a vagina or an arm pit? Is that an intestine? I like to look at a woman’s ass, I don’t need to see where it makes the shit.


Thanks to JLB for the link!

Welcome Review Site: Videotramp

Longtime IAFD editor, JLB has bundled all his reviews together and put them up on a new website, videotramp.com and we’re happy to link those reviews to the title listings in the IAFD.

Also on the review desk at Videotramp is Berry, a long time associate of JLB’s and the webmaster for the site.  They’re longtime collectors of adult and b-indie movies, partially for the thrill of the hunt and partially because they’re “freaks.”

VideoTramp has a no screener policy, which they’d like to claim is in order to maintain the highest integrity possible; but it’s really because they’re based in Canada and it’s harder to get screeners up there in the Great White North.  “We review what we want, when we want.”

Each review has a bunch of screenshots with it mostly softcore to keep the 2257 monitors comfortable. The reviews are succinct because “nobody wants to read a 3,000 word essay on an adult movie, us included.”  (Phew, mine was only 1300 words.)

You can see JLB’s reviews in the IAFD’s reviewer search.

More deep throating please!

We’re big fans of the deep throat around these parts, having been indoctrinated by Little Oral Annie in the mid-80s.

I’ve got deep throat on the brain since I re-watched Little Oral Annie Takes Manhattan last night to clear up some issues in the scene breakdowns and the movie does a good job at showing off LOA’s DT skills.  Between each scene, she blows a different guy against a colored background.  She’s got some great technique where she wraps her lips around her teeth, gobbles the rod and then snakes her tongue out at the end.  Really great… and as an added bonus, no gagging!  The sex scenes in LOATM are all pretty good — lots of mid-80s staples like public hair. :-)

Fast forward to July 2011 and the practice is still with us — this time the lovely Sarah Vandella really swallows Johnny Sins all the way down to the root in her recent scene for Baby Got Boobs (part of the Brazzers network): Switchblade Slut.  (You can see her sword swallowing talents in the trailer.)  She does gag unnecessarily just a little, but I suppose that’s part of the modern porn aesthetic.  (It’s blatantly obvious she can take him all the way down to the root without effort, yet we still have to pretend for a few moments that she’s struggling.  Why? It’s a point off against an otherwise very good scene.)

The scene is a slightly awkward mix of 1950s costumes and music and attitude tainted with modern day surroundings (power windows in the modern cars).  However, Brazzers does deserve credit for their set ups and their willingness to finish the scenario even after the sex is over. Where Naughty America generally just fades out immediately after the pop, Brazzers lets their vignette end.

The sex is spirited throughout — Sarah is a good dirty talker and not afraid to ask for what she wants — and the scene ends with a nice POV BJ and pop and swallow with a final deep throat for good measure.  Oh!  The best Best BEST part?  She finishes him off!  Johnny doesn’t have to jerk it onto her waiting tongue!  Bravo Johnny!! Viva la Sarah Vandella and her mad deep throating skillz!

Images from Switchblade Slut, courtesy of  Baby Got Boobs

“I’m two time Tony award winner Bernadette Peters, and welcome to my sex tape.”

Submitted without much comment other than I find the concept brilliant, and Send in the Clowns killed… bravo Rachel Bloom!

(And to keep it porn related, she’s got a rather nice rack, which she uses to her advantage in Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury.)

But here’s the creepy porno edit: