Today on Radio Sex: Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle (1981)

Deep Inside Annie SprinkleToday around 2:40pm Eastern on Radio Sex (SiriusXM 103) You Porn, I’ll be talking with Ginger and Christy about Joe Sarno’s 1981 classic, Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle, in honor of their guest, Annie Sprinkle.

DIAS is the fourth movie in Evart’s star based series, coming after Jennifer Welles, Gloria Leonard and Seka but predating Little Oral Annie and Angel Cash’s entries in the series.

The movie opens up with Annie, braless, looking gorgeous in a low cut outfit sitting in front of a piano where she shares with us some family photos and gives us a little bit of her history.  She confesses she lost her virginity somewhere between 16 and 17 and that her family knows what she does for a living in the sex trade and they try to be understanding.  However, all talk and no play makes us all a bit restless, so Annie introduces us to David Messa (as Bobby Soccie) and Frank Vickers (as Roger Ram) as a couple of hunks she wants to play with.

She shows off some very impressive deep throating skills, taking her partners balls deep down her throat before jerking them off to completion.

Next up, she’s standing in lingerie with the cups of the bra cut out, so her pendulous breasts are on display, and she asks the silly question “Do you like big tits?”  (If we didn’t, we’d be watching one of the Itty Bitty Titty movies…) Sassy is the lucky gal who gets to make love to those breasts, and she spends a good deal of time worshiping them until Annie returns the favor.  There’s lot of nipple-on-nipple action, lovingly captured.

Eventually, Annie does make her way downtown, eating Sassy out to orgasm and then a little nipple-on-pussy action as well.  We’re really highlighting her breasts in this sequence.  Annie looks back at the camera and mentions that she’s like to have a nice hard prick to fuck her between her tits, and VOILA!  there’s Ron Jeremy!  (This is 1981 Ron, so he’s still hairy, but very much in shape and without the trademark afro.)

So, while Ron titfucks Annie, Sassy looks on, massaging her own mammaries until Ron straddles Annie’s tits and then Sassy goes in and eats her out and Ron cums on Annie’s face.

Next, Annie is in a leather get-up with her boobs swing free as she plays pool.   This next segment is about ass-play, and in case you wondered why Annie keeps her middle fingernail cut short, this is where you find out. Marc Valentine is ass up on a bed, and Annie climbs up on top and slobbers over his butt a bit before sliding her finger up his bum.  She mentions that her ass is sensitive too, so Marc works his ring finger up there, eventually working his middle finger in her quim.  This doesn’t last very long before a long, thin buttplug comes out and he works the plug up her butt.  Her hips buck and fight until he slides his cock up there.  It’s not very long before he pulls out and cums on her ass.

Next up, Annie is in a yellow bustier with her breasts unable to be constrained so her nipples are sticking out, and she explains that sometimes her pussy, when it is very aroused, likes to squirt hot liquid out.  Mal O’Ree has been eating her out for an hour or so, she claims, and her pussy is VERY aroused. She squirts on him, but then it turns to pee and she pees on him.  She puts her hand down to catch some and lets the residue drip into her mouth.  They move into 69 with her on top and he works a finger in her ass and her pussy as she swallows him down to the root.  She pees some more into his mouth.  (This footage is all available on the 2010 DVD re-release; NOT on the   initial DVD release.)  She climbs off him, they make out a bit, and she straddles his cock, peeing more as he tries to slide inside her.  He’s pretty soft at this point, so it takes some effort getting him up in her business.   Finally, he jerks himself off as she pees on him a little more.

Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle Daisy ChainNext up is the centerpiece of the movie, a 7 girl orgy.  Heather YoungBarbara MillerJudy BilodeauDiana May (as Lee Starr)Lisa B. (as Lisa Be) and Sheisha Jones.  The girls are all over each other, laying across one another, kissing, suckling, eating.  It culminates in a big daisy chain. The girls looks all scream SEVENTIES (even tho it was 1981, we’re still in the late 70s, lookwise).  Sarno does an excellent job of capturing a wide variety of actions.

Next up, Annie masturbates for us, in an effort for us to get closer to her.  She talks dirty throughout. She pulls out a precursor to the magic wand and just gives herself over to the pleasure.

The OrleansCut to NYC – the Orleans Off-Broadway Theatre on 47th Street, west of Broadway, across from the Hotel Edison where it’s showing a festival of Annie’s movies.  She tells us that sometimes she likes to go into a theatre that’s showing her movies and fuck anything that moves.  She sidles up to porn’s grandpa Jack Teague and blows him to completion while Mike Feline eats her out from behind.  Then she blows Mike and he cums on her.  She also fucks Michael Gaunt for good measure.

She’s in a photo studio next, with hot spandex pants and a Partner t-shirt (Partner was a magazine of the time) and we meet Buddy Hatton who is watching his lady friend Bunny Hatton pose on a seamless for Annie’s camera.  Bunny has a Sarah Shevon / Sovereign Syre vibe.  Annie needs to get some split beaver shots, but Bunny’s labia aren’t behaving, so she dives in to help open her up, and eventually moves to some beads while Buddy decides to get in on the action, and puts his dick in the general direction of Bunny’s mouth.  Annie strips down  and gets fucked, then she and Bunny go into a 69 and Bunny gets fucked doggie style while Annie tries to keep her nose out of harm’s way, pulling Buddy’s cock out for some sucking every so often.  Buddy finally pulls himself out of Bunny and cums on Annie’s face.  Annie deep throats him a little for good measure.

Finally, we see Annie on a rooftop overlooking Manhattan and she confesses sometimes she just needs to get fucked by a guy she likes.  So, she goes home, plays the piano a little, and tells us about how she likes to make “old fashioned love” and her meeting Ron Hudd inspired these feelings.

He eats her out, she sucks him off with a lot of spit and he bones her.  They kiss some throughout, but she does slip a finger up in her pussy as he’s fucking her  (how old fashioned!) and it ends with him pulling out and jerking himself off onto her garter belt.

We see Annie walking along The River and she tells us she hopes she made us feel special and good.  She blows us a kiss and walks away.

WOW WOW WOW.

Annie has become so much of a feminist icon in her later life and career that it’s easy to forget how fucking hot she was in the prime of her career.  This movie just oozes sex and is, IMHO,  required viewing.  The costumes and hairstyles aren’t completely distracting.  Annie looks great naked.  Her tits are really perfect and they’re not ignored in the slightest.

The performers are all shown off very well.  Sarno knew what he was doing.

Over at videotramp.com, DirtyMovieDevotee really sums it up perfectly: “Truth be told, there are no dull moments here and this has as much to do with Annie’s powerful and ingratiating personality as with the intimate imagination on display. Her legion of fans will want to own their very own copy. If you’re not among them, you may actually find yourself walking away as one. In that case, poetic justice has been served.”

Indeed.  On the Imperial Scale, this is a 3.95 out of 4.  (The urinating may not be every one’s cup of tea, and a few of the dicks could have been harder…)

Congrats to the AVN Awards 2013 Winners!

avn2013logoAVN Awards 2013

Congratualtions to all winners! The full list of winners can be found at AVN’s site.

Best 3D Release

Best Actor

Best Actress

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

Best All-Girl Release

Best All-Sex Release

Best Amateur Release

Best Anal Release

Best Anal Sex Scene

Best Art Direction

Best BDSM Release

Best Big Bust Release

Best Big Butt Release

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene

Best Celebrity Sex Tape

Best Classic Release

Best Comedy

Best Director: Feature

Best Director: Foreign Feature

Best Director: Foreign Non-Feature

Best Director: Non-Feature

Best Director: Parody

Best Double Penetration Sex Scene

Best Drama

Best DVD Extras

Best Editing

Best Educational Release

Best Ethnic Release: Asian

Best Ethnic Release: Black

Best Ethnic Release: Latin

Best Fem-Dom Strap-On Release

Best Foot/Leg Fetish Release

Best Foreign Feature

Best Foreign Non-Feature

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene

Best Gonzo Release

Best Group Sex Scene

Best Internal Release

Best Interracial Release

Best Makeup

Best Male Newcomer

Best MILF/Cougar Release

Best Music Soundtrack

Best New Starlet

Best Non-Sex Performance

Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release

Best Oral Release

Best Orgy/Gangbang Release

Best Overall Marketing Campaign: Individual Project

Best Packaging

Best Parody: Comedy

Best Parody: Drama

Best POV Release

Best Pro-Am Release

Best Romance Release

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production

Best Solo Release

Best Solo Sex Scene

Best Special Effects

Best Specialty Release: Other Genre

Best Squirting Release

Best Star Showcase

Best Supporting Actor

Best Supporting Actress

Best Tease Performance

Best Three-Way Sex Scene: G/B/B

Best Three-Way Sex Scene: G/G/B

Best Transsexual Release

Best Transsexual Sex Scene

Best Vignette Release

Best Wall-to-Wall Release

Best Young Girl Release

Clever Title of the Year

Crossover Star of the Year

Director of the Year: Body of Work

Favorite Body (Fan Award)

Favorite Porn Star (Fan Award)

Female Foreign Performer of the Year

Female Performer of the Year

Hall of Fame

Hall of Fame (Founders Branch)

Male Foreign Performer of the Year

Male Performer of the Year

MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year

Most Outrageous Sex Scene

Movie of the Year

Reuben Sturman Award

Transsexual Performer of the Year

Twitter Queen (Fan Award)

Unsung Male Performer of the Year

Unsung Starlet of the Year

AEE Field Report: You Too Can Be Made to Feel Like an Asshole!

Well, two days in, and there are some truths that are making themselves evident.

  1. The talent rules.  I am always amazed at the poise and grace that the talent exhibit when greeted with throngs of fans.
  2. The Hard Rock Event staff go out of their way to make you feel like an asshole.  They’re nice enough about it, but you still feel like an asshole.  Let me explain.  The main exhibit hall has doors around all the walls.  They’re identical and unmarked.  So when you go to leave the hall to visit another area, you invariably choose the wrong door, and you’re stopped by a guy in a Hard Rock jacket telling me I have to go down to the next door to exit.  Conversely, I found myself going into the main hall via an exit door, and AFTER I AM IN THE HALL the guy stops me and says that I’m entering through the exit door.  I look at him and he helpfully says, “Well, you’re already in, so you can keep going this time.”  He wasn’t being hostile, but I still ended up feeling like an asshole being scolded by the hall monitor.
  3. The traffic management is haphazard. Your goal is to manage foot traffic, and I get it, but when there’s no clear line or reason for what a line waaaay down the hall is, don’t be shocked when people congregate instead of getting in the line.  The Digital Playgound booth is in the main hallway with the rest of the Manwin properties, and there’s a line waaaay down at the start of it.  It is unclear what the line is for.  There doesn’t seem to be anyone at the head of the line parceling out where people want to go (“Do we have anyone for Selena Rose?”) so when there’s no one standing in front of Selena Rose, a crowd gathers thinking, maybe, this is where the line should be.  It ain’t.  I didn’t stick around to find out how one was supposed to see Selena Rose.  The lines inside the main convention center are just as bad… and in The Joint, there’s hardly any room for lines, so there’s just crowds.
  4. The Joint is a HORRIBLE place to have a booth.  The traffic flow is horrendous.  There’s this giant railing that runs thru it that really crowds everything together. I’m sure it makes sense when it’s being used as a performance venue, but as a convention space, I found it really lacking.  It felt as I was snaking around the place that I was constantly hitting myself up against the railing.

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Given all of this, it’s still good to see everyone; so we’ve got that going for us.

(I started the day with a quick segment on YouPorn where I got a big unsolicited hug from Ginger Lynn and then I got to slap Christy Canyon‘s tit a few times, so my 16 year old self had a boner all day.)

Today on Radio Sex: Hypnotic Sensations (1985)

Hypnotic SensationsSo, Spice Radio has been rebranded as Radio Sex, so now I’m on YouPorn on Radio Sex (XM103) today at the usual 2:40ish Eastern to talk with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn aboout their 1985 movie, Hypnotic Sensations, directed by GVC’s in-house director, John Shubert.

I reviewed this over at AEBN, and it’s running time is about 10 minutes shorter than the original release.  The original release was 83 minutes, and the AEBN version clocks in at just over 79 minutes, so we’re missing 5 minutes for some reason.

This is a charming little fluffball of a movie with a silly script and pretty good sex throughout.  There’s only 6 people in the cast, so we get a lot of variety in the pairings, and it sports a couple scenes between our hosts.

The set up is simple — R. Bolla plays Dr. Sheckle (“Richard. Call me Dick.”) a hypnotist who specializes in sexual dysfunction.  He hypnotizes folks to help get them over their hangups.

First up is the only other guy in the cast, Rick Cassidy who gets hypnotized and given the code word “sensation” so that whenever he hears that word, he drops into a trance and his hangups disappear.  Dr. Sheckle introduces him to Heather Cummings, played by Ginger Lynn.  She takes him down to her salon and asks him to kiss her.  He’s reluctant, but starts in tentatively.  She encourages him and whispers “What a sensation!” and suddenly he’s rock hard and ready to fuck… but they spend a little more time kissing (yay!)  and Ginger asks “Do you want to fuck me, Frank?” and he answers the only way a red-blooded hetero American man could answer – “YES!”

Ginger slips out of her dress and reveals herself in a one-piece black negligee and she works her down to blow him… but we cut away!

Now Christy Canyon is talking with Dr. Sheckle, and the dialogue is cutesy with double-entendre (He: “Spit it out…”  She: “Spit it out? I want to swallow!  That’s my problem!”) but the crux of her matter is her boyfriend wants to have a three-way, but she has a hard enough time sucking his cock, letting alone eating out some girl’s pussy.  So, Dr. Sheckle starts waving the medallion back and forth as we meet back up with Rick and Ginger who are right where we left them, Ginger sucking his cock.

She takes her time and talks to him throughout.  She’s controlling the action which is a pleasant change from a lot of scenes where the guy just hammers away at the girl’s uvula.

Rick works his way down her body, and he begins to eat her out.  She gives him encouragement and corrective advice along the way, but we then cut back to Dr. Sheckle and Christy, and he programs her so that she becomes a sexual animal whenever she hears the word “sensation.”

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Dr. Sheckle asks if she’s awake and if it’s a pleasant sensation, and it stops her in her tracks and she cheats an awesome glance to the camera.

From there he starts to undress her, and we cut back and forth between R. Bolla and Christy Canyon going at it while Ginger Lynn and Rick Cassidy do the same.  There is an awesome moment when he has Christy splayed out across the desk and her boobs are shown off so amazingly well…

hs3Ginger has some awesome dirty talk going on (“Make my pussy wet so your cock slides in…”) and he begins fucking her missionary as we move back upstairs to the Dr. as Christy goes to suck him off.

Back to Ginger and Rick and he’s plowing away and she’s pinching her nipples and eveentually he pulls out and cums on her bush.  They cuddle and kiss afterwards.

Back to Christy sucking off the good doctor , and she’s having a bit of a hard time because R. Bolla is having a hard time coming to full attention.  So, she’s working his pole as best she can, but you can see that she’s holding his cock up and her suction is the only thing keeping it upright.  But she sells it and it’s not as bad as it could have been by a long shot.

Eventually, he’s able to mount her and he bangs her for a bit before he pulls out and she jerks him off onto her tummy and tits.

He sends Christy off to explore the house with a “have a pleasant sensation!”

These first two scenes take up almost 40 minutes of the movie.

Christy runs into Ginger in the hall and Ginger overhears Christy saying good bye to “Dick” and Ginger asks if she likes pussy. And you can see where this is going.

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Meanwhile, Dr. Sheckle is now talking to Jessica Wylde and Rikki Blake and Rikki wants her friend Jessica to lighten up and enjoy sex, so Dr. Sheckle sends Rikki away to explore the house so he can get to the matter at hand — hypnotizing Jessica.

Down in the tub, Ginger undresses Christyand makes love to her boobs and they slide into the tub together.  (Who can blame her, really?)

Upstairs, Jessica is sucking off the Doctor, and he’s a bit harder than he was with Christy, but then the scene abruptly cuts to Jessica putting on lipstick.  He sends Jessica out to get Rikki.  (I assume this is the missing 5 minutes?)

Rikki finds herself on a couch and she monologues to herself that there’s something  about the place that is so sexual, so she strips down and briefly (30 seconds?) plays with herself.

Ginger and Christy have left the tub and have picked up where they left off on a bed, with Ginger eating Christy out and working a long thin dildo into the equation.

Happily, we find ourselves back with Rikki who masturbates herself to orgasm.  She’s a totally hot little number and just as she’s beginning to put her clothes back on, Rick Cassidy comes in and asks how she’s doing?  She says she’s “sensational” which turns him right on and dives onto her.  There’s a ton of really annoying video transitions here, as if the editor just put the machine on random and had it transition every 7 seconds.  However, there’s a great overhead shot from the second floor looking down on them which almost makes up for the transitions.

Jessica finds herself in Ginger and Christy’s room, and she sits in a chair and masturbates, not wanting to interrupt the girls. Eventually they both attack her, with Ginger wielding a giant orange vibrator. Satiated, she leaves and finds her way upstairs to where Rick is banging Rikki, and Rikki yells “Isn’t this sensational?” and Jessica is entranced and jumps into the action.  Rick fucks Jessica doggie style for a little bit while she makes out with Rikki and then Rikki jerks Rick off onto her face.

Dr. Sheckle stumbles upon Ginger downstairs primping after her busy afternoon, and he buries his face in her box and then they swap spots so she blows him and then lowers herself onto him for some vigorous riding.  She climbs off and he mounts her and then they move to a modified scissor, then in an abrupt cut, she’s riding him again and he flops out of her just as he begins to cum and she jerks him off to finish the job.  It’s a pretty good popshot as he explodes out of her.

The movie was pretty hot tho the editing was really somewhat off.  If it wasn’t the weird transitions in the Rikki/Rick scene, it was the interruption of one scene at no logical point to jump to another sex scene and then back to the original scene more or less where it was left off.  The cross-cutting didn’t allow scenes to really end, which to be, was detrimental.  I would have liked to have seen the end of the Rick popping all over Rikki, but before we had a chance to really enjoy what had happened, we’re back to Ginger and R. Bolla.  So, I’m not sure if there was a lack of footage or some other reason for it, but it stops the movie from being something really terriffic and keeps it in the “solid effort” category.

So, for the effort, it gets a 2.5 on the Imperial Scale (“2.50 to 3.35 are all good to great rentals”).  A majority of the performers are awesome, and Jessica is OK if she’s your cup of tea (she’s a bit too severe for my tastes) and the scenes between Christy and Ginger are always worth a look.