Trailer Porn: Star Trek: TNG : A XXX Parody

You would think as someone who should be paying attention to the porn industry, I wouldn’t have first stumbled across this trailer over on Wil Wheaton’s blog, but it’s true.

I don’t know if I am as die hard a trekkie as perhaps I once was… I grew up on TOS (The Original Series) and liked TNG, but Voyager and Deep Space 9 left me cold, and then I was back for Enterprise (and I think I may have been the only one..) and from the looks of things, I am back for the XXX Parody… Sam Hain once again put Kimberly Kane into a red wig and he set off to remake another favorite sci-fi show.  And the trailer looks great.

Here’s the SFW one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VkZwV1v5ZE

There’s a NSFW trailer over at the Revolution X / Digital Sin site:

http://axxxparody.newsensations.com/startrekxxx/index.html

Their promo blurb sums things up thusly:

Join Picard (Giles), Riker (Rocco Reed), Crusher (Kimberly Kane), and the rest of the Enterprise crew as they boldly go into the final frontier of adult cinema! While en route to Starbase 112, the Enterprise detects strange electromagnetic readings emanating from a barren M-Class planet. Upon further investigation, it is discovered that the source of energy is in fact a box containing Tasha Yar (India Summer), the long dead former Chief of Security of the ship, in cryosleep. Is she the real Tasha Yar? Is she a clone? Or is she something completely different? Follow all of your favorite characters as they engage in the biggest sexual adventure of the 24th century!

So it has the flavor of Yesterday’s Enterprise with some extra minor characters from the TNG universe thrown in to keep the pairings varied — Dana DeArmond as Ensign Ro and Bobbi Starr as Dr. Leah Brahms; not that I’m complaining!

Also in the cast are April O’Neil as Counselor Troi (who looks fucking awesome in the big curly wig), Tyler Knight as Geordi La Forge, Xander Corvus as Data,  Lee Bang as the Klingon, Lt. Worf and Tim Cannon as the lone red shirt, er, security officer.

Happily, I am unable to make any jokes about the cast’s “enhanced ample nacelles” because our gals are all-natural to boot!

The attention to detail in the trailer is pretty amazing — the bridge looks like the bridge, the music sounds like the music, the costumes look like the costumes, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Coming off his triumph of X-Files “parodies” (which were more homage than parody) Sam Hain seems to have another one teed up for success, and it comes as no surprise that Eddie Powell is along for the ride as his cinematographer.

Gawker’s sci-fi blog, io9, had low-res video interviews with Bobbi Starr and Giles Aston (who, apparently, is a Patrick Stewart impersonator on the convention circuit and doesn’t do any hardcore in the film):

Bobbi Starr:

Giles Aston:

Official Photo Gallery: http://axxxparody.com/startrekxxx/

Grabby Award Nominees Announced, Part Two

The Grabby Awards celebrate excellence in gay porn.  They’re handed out by Grab Magazine, a Chicago based LGBT bi-weekly. This year’s Grabby’s are going to be held May 28, 2011 at the Park West Theatre in Chicago.  Event information can be found at the Grabby’s website.

We’ll be spotlighting their nominees between now and the show.

Best Duos

Best Still Photographer

Hottest Bottom

Best Director

Best Fetish Extreme Release

Best Pro-Am Release

Best Fetish Release

Grabby Award Nominees Announced, Part One

The Grabby Awards celebrate excellence in gay porn.  They’re handed out by Grab Magazine, a Chicago based LGBT bi-weekly. This year’s Grabby’s are going to be held May 28, 2011 at the Park West Theatre in Chicago.  Event information can be found at the Grabby’s website.

We’ll be spotlighting their nominees between now and the show.

Best International

New Comer

Best Box Cover

Best Comedy

Performer of the Year

Best Versatile Performer

Best Actor

Best Non-Sexual

Best Three Way

Best Ethnic Release

Best Art Direction

Best Solo Scene

Congrats to the XRCO Winners!

XRCO announced their winners last night at their annual awards ceremony held at The Highlands in Hollywood.

BEST RELEASE

BEST EPIC

BEST PARODY – Comedy

BEST PARODY – Drama

BEST GONZO MOVIE

BEST GONZO SERIES

BEST DIRECTOR – Features

BEST DIRECTOR – Non-Features

BEST DIRECTOR – Parody

BEST ACTRESS

BEST ACTOR

BEST GIRL/GIRL SERIES

BEST POV SERIES

BEST ETHNIC SERIES

NEW STARLET

NEW STUD

UNSUNG SIREN

UNSUNG SWORDSMAN

FEMALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR

MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR

CREAM DREAM

SUPERSLUT

ORGASMIC ORALIST

ORGASMIC ANALIST

MILF OF THE YEAR

BEST CUMBACK

MOST OUTRAGEOUS DVD XTRAS

MAINSTREAM ADULT MEDIA FAVORITE

HALL OF FAME