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Data Looks Dope: Top 100 Female Porn Stars

WHAT 100

Max Einstein over at Data Looks Dope recently published an article where he took the 100 pornstars as listed over at xvideos.com and glommed their stats from us and made a fascinating (some might say, dope) graphic representing his findings.

He broke the actresses down by cup size, enhanced or natural breasts, measurements, height and ethnicity and laid it out in a giant graphic which you can get to over at his site.

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Welcome Gabriel Lan!

meet_gabriel_lanWe’re pleased to announce that former FOX Magazine Contributing Writer, Gabriel Lan, will be joining us to continue his quest to talk to pornstars and write down what they say.

Gabriel was the main Contributing Writer for FOX for roughly 3 and a half years before coming onboard.  He was their online interviewer (the Twitterview), a feature writer (responsible for such gems as ‘Dirty Minds’, ‘Top 25 Fans’ Favorite Pornstars Poll’, and ‘Just The Facts, Ma’am’) and he bring with him a new feature – ‘Words With (Slutty) Friends’.

He’s the founder and creator of the Spank Bank Awards. A former porn store clerk turned smut journalist. The crime fighting sidekick (SmartAss) of Ash Hollywood‘s superhero alter ego, Sarcasmo. He’s known as a ‘Saucy Cad’ by Claire Robbins and he’s the retired butt plug of retired butt slut Ashli Orion.

His features will appear on a yet-to-be-determined schedule, but his interview with sexpot-turned-CPA-turned-sexpot Veruca James will debut shortly.

You can follow Gabriel on Twitter at @Gabriel_Lan

[Image tweaked by us via Creative Commons; source: https://flic.kr/p/jfH3ib]

A Sad Day in NYC: The Boob Bounce House Was Closed

Had a couple of hours to kill in NYC yesterday, so Cuddly Wombat suggested I go see the Bounce House of Boobs over at The Museum of Sex.  I had only been to the museum once before, to see a panel of the Club 90 girls discuss their time in the industry, and I didn’t get a chance to walk around it much; plus, since it’s a museum, its exhibits rotate. So I figured it’d be a good time to visit.

The bounce house got a lot of press because of its absurdity and because (let’s face it) boobs — NY Magazine wrote Adventures Inside the Big-Boob Bounce House which is how I first heard of the Funland exhibit — but there were also exhibits on The Sex Lives of Animals and The Eve of Porn: Linda Lovelace, at least one which interested me.

Street level is the gift shop which is the highest end of sex-positive toy stores – lots of vibrators and condoms and books and cum rags (only $10!).

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I wasn’t sure what kind of crowd the place would attract on a Saturday afternoon in the summer, and it was a broad cross section of people – lots of young people , some older couples, and me – a middle-aged white guy in shorts walking around solo.  Happily, I did not read the vibe as creepy, which was my concern as I was waiting to buy my ticket in line with a bunch of couples or groups.

$17.95 + tax gets you access to the museum; their website currently has a coupon (thru Sept 3, 2014) for $3 off admission if you give them your email address.

You walk up the stairs, and the second floor gallery covers the Linda Lovelace exhibit.  Say what you will about Linda, she was a pioneer in how the industry was perceived — both good and (later) bad.  The walls are covered with some very attractive nudes of her shot by Milton Greene which are simply gorgeous in their printing, matting and framing.  The back wall is covered by a video projection showing the climax (literally) of Deep Throat.  (One older couple is looking at the pictures on the wall, and a guy’s wife is hitting him, saying “Larry!  Avert your eyes! Look at the pictures!”)  The design of the space is minimalist – large white room with black hand-lettering interspersed with large typeset signs. These signs around the space give a history of Linda’s time in the industry.

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The exhibit doesn’t shy away from any parts – a series of monitors along one wall detail various episodes of her life – biographer Eric Danville’s interviews of her which led to her appearing in a series of cheesecake shots for Leg Show in January 2001; I was surprised to see Legs McNeil’s interview with Eric Edwards as an way to cover Linda’s appearance in Dog Fucker.  A wall of porno playing cards featuring Linda and husband/manager/abuser Chuck Traynor were displayed as well.


It didn’t take a long time to peruse the exhibit, but it was a good, broad overview of her career, subsequent dismissal of it, and her brief return to it; and it was well designed.

The next floor up had the other two exhibits – Funland and The Sex Lives of Animals.

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The Sex Lives of Animals is a very detailed look at how other species have relations – from asexual reproduction to the bonobo chimps trading sugar cane for sex.  There’s a LOT of text on the walls, and there are pretty cool sculptures around the space of various animals fucking each other.  (The sculpture of the bonobo monkey with his huge thin boner and two fistfuls of sugar cane is a sight to behold.)

From there – the reason for my journey – Funland, and its big bounce house of boobs.

But first, we have to pass the climbing wall, where everything you’re gripping is anatomical:

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Then through a mirror maze to find the G-Spot (kind of fun, actually) then past a little carnival midway where there’s a peep show of old carny porn and a midway game where you have to roll a ball into a hole to make your silver plated cock race:

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And then finally, tucked away in the corner is the bounce house.

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Wait, what?  The bounce house is closed??!? AAAAAAUUUUUGH!

Turns out the exhibit wasn’t quite holding up to the rigors of a full time installation, so they were deflating it to install a new one, so it was going to be out of commission until the 21st of July… but we were allowed to take some pictures inside which my phone just couldn’t process that well:

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And with that, I made my way back out of the museum and out onto Fifth Avenue where I snapped the picture everyone in the world snaps – the Flatiron Building – and headed crosstown to grab some grub to take home from Daisy May’s BBQ.  (You should really go to there if you like meat.)

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Ask the IAFD: Who are the most prolific white female interracial performers?

So, we were asked for a list of the most prolific white pornstars who did interracial, which is to say have been tagged in the database as having done an IR scene, and this is what the database spit out, ignoring compilations and casual racism.

We ran the numbers two ways – one by sheer number of movies, and another by percentages. So, sure, India Summer looks impressive with 118 titles to her credit, but out of 567 titles, it’s only a 20.8 Career IR Average Percentage (CIRA). So, there’s two lists towards the bottom which looks at performers who made as many movies as Kaylynn (#20 on our list)…

And then, I grabbed the people who are currently performing to find out our current CIRA leaders…

India Summer
Active: 2005-2014
IR Titles: 118
Kelly Divine
Active: 2007-2014
IR Titles: 101
Katja Kassin
Active: 2003-2014
IR Titles: 100
Trina Michaels
Active: 2004-2014
IR Titles: 94
Gianna Michaels
Active: 2004-2013
IR Titles: 93
Sophie Dee
Active: 2005-2014
IR Titles: 93
Kelly Wells
Active: 2004-2013
IR Titles: 92
Sara Jay
Active: 2001-2014
IR Titles: 90
Chelsie Rae
Active: 2005-2014
IR Titles: 87
Dana DeArmond
Active: 2005-2014
IR Titles: 84
Flower Tucci
Active: 1999-2013
IR Titles: 83
Janet Mason
Active: 2000-2014
IR Titles: 83
Nina Hartley
Active: 1984-2014
IR Titles: 79
Bobbi Starr
Active: 2006-2014
IR Titles: 79
Sara Swirls
Active: 2007-2007
IR Titles: 78
Eva Angelina
Active: 2003-2014
IR Titles: 78
Amber Rayne
Active: 2005-2014
IR Titles: 77
Luscious Lopez
Active: 2004-2014
IR Titles: 74
Sandra Romain
Active: 2000-2014
IR Titles: 71
Kaylynn
Active: 1998-2014
IR Titles: 70
But, that takes sheer numbers into account. What if we looked at career ratios for performers who made more than 70 movies – Kaylynn’s total IR titles — the list shifts dramatically:
Sara Swirls
Active: 2007-2007
IR Titles: 80 out of 82 (97.561% Career IR AVG)
Krystal Jordan
Active: 2006-2009
IR Titles: 43 out of 89 (48.3146% Career IR AVG)
Austin Taylor
Active: 2008-2014
IR Titles: 46 out of 104 (44.2308% Career IR AVG)
Janet Mason
Active: 2000-2014
IR Titles: 86 out of 217 (39.6313% Career IR AVG)
Kylie G. Worthy
Active: 2005-2014
IR Titles: 46 out of 119 (38.6555% Career IR AVG)
Megan Monroe
Active: 2007-2014
IR Titles: 35 out of 92 (38.0435% Career IR AVG)
Alexa Lynn
Active: 2005-2011
IR Titles: 40 out of 106 (37.7358% Career IR AVG)
Shawnie
Active: 2003-2009
IR Titles: 26 out of 72 (36.1111% Career IR AVG)
Daryn Darby
Active: 2005-2010
IR Titles: 31 out of 87 (35.6322% Career IR AVG)
Trisha Rey
Active: 2005-2013
IR Titles: 39 out of 111 (35.1351% Career IR AVG)
Kelly Divine
Active: 2007-2014
IR Titles: 111 out of 317 (35.0158% Career IR AVG)
Lain Oi
Active: 2004-2008
IR Titles: 31 out of 89 (34.8315% Career IR AVG)
Chelsie Rae
Active: 2005-2014
IR Titles: 96 out of 283 (33.9223% Career IR AVG)
Aline
Active: 2004-2014
IR Titles: 63 out of 187 (33.6898% Career IR AVG)
Brooke Scott
Active: 2006-2013
IR Titles: 32 out of 95 (33.6842% Career IR AVG)
Andi Anderson
Active: 2007-2012
IR Titles: 45 out of 135 (33.3333% Career IR AVG)
Velicity Von
Active: 2005-2012
IR Titles: 57 out of 175 (32.5714% Career IR AVG)
Mysti May
Active: 2005-2013
IR Titles: 44 out of 138 (31.8841% Career IR AVG)
Trinity Post
Active: 2004-2014
IR Titles: 72 out of 229 (31.441% Career IR AVG)
Kirra Lynne
Active: 2008-2014
IR Titles: 40 out of 128 (31.25% Career IR AVG)
And we might as well look at the performers who are currently active:
Austin Taylor
Active: 2008-2014
IR Titles: 46 out of 104 (44.2308% Career IR AVG)
Janet Mason
Active: 2000-2014
IR Titles: 86 out of 217 (39.6313% Career IR AVG)
Kylie G. Worthy
Active: 2005-2014
IR Titles: 46 out of 119 (38.6555% Career IR AVG)
Megan Monroe
Active: 2007-2014
IR Titles: 35 out of 92 (38.0435% Career IR AVG)
Kelly Divine
Active: 2007-2014
IR Titles: 111 out of 317 (35.0158% Career IR AVG)
Chelsie Rae
Active: 2005-2014
IR Titles: 96 out of 283 (33.9223% Career IR AVG)
Aline
Active: 2004-2014
IR Titles: 63 out of 187 (33.6898% Career IR AVG)
Trinity Post
Active: 2004-2014
IR Titles: 72 out of 229 (31.441% Career IR AVG)
Kirra Lynne
Active: 2008-2014
IR Titles: 40 out of 128 (31.25% Career IR AVG)
Katie Cummings
Active: 2008-2014
IR Titles: 26 out of 85 (30.5882% Career IR AVG)
Sara Jay
Active: 2001-2014
IR Titles: 94 out of 321 (29.2835% Career IR AVG)
Kendra Secrets
Active: 2007-2014
IR Titles: 48 out of 168 (28.5714% Career IR AVG)
Emma Heart
Active: 2007-2014
IR Titles: 56 out of 202 (27.7228% Career IR AVG)
Bailey Brooks
Active: 2007-2014
IR Titles: 29 out of 106 (27.3585% Career IR AVG)
Naomi Cruise
Active: 2006-2014
IR Titles: 28 out of 103 (27.1845% Career IR AVG)
Joslyn James
Active: 2007-2014
IR Titles: 23 out of 86 (26.7442% Career IR AVG)
Katie Kox
Active: 2009-2014
IR Titles: 31 out of 116 (26.7241% Career IR AVG)
Ricki White
Active: 2006-2014
IR Titles: 46 out of 178 (25.8427% Career IR AVG)
Jacky Joy
Active: 2006-2014
IR Titles: 31 out of 120 (25.8333% Career IR AVG)
Jada Stevens
Active: 2008-2014
IR Titles: 56 out of 217 (25.8065% Career IR AVG)

Today on Radio Sex: Candy Stripers (1978)

candystripersposterSo we’re back on the radio again around 2:40 Eastern after a week off  — Radio Sex is now Sirius XM 102  – – and we’ll be talking about Bob Chinn‘s 1978 classic, Candy Stripers.

This movie is notorious for having two fisting scenes in it, and one of the scenes is actually a double-fisting.  The uncut version of the movie hasn’t been released on DVD or VOD for fear of prosecution over the fisting, but you can find the uncut movie online (cough, xhamster, cough).  HOWEVER, the fisting scenes are hidden on the DVD (copped from Greybeard’s review of the film over at Adult DVD Talk):

Now to the Easter Egg stuff. … Here’s how to get to the scenes: After the Arrow Trailers, the following message is shown: “Easter Egg! To find the deleted scenes, start at the Main Menu, and from ‘Play Movie’, click a combination of four arrow buttons to access this Easter Egg.” … the correct combination of buttons once you are highlighted on “Play Movie” is: Right, Down, Right, Left, Enter. You can also simply play Title 2 using your DVD player’s navigation buttons.

The original running time of the film is 84 minutes, but with the cut scenes, we’re down to 73 on the DVD/VOD offerings.

We list 16 scenes, but that’s a bit misleading; many of the scenes are intercut or are very brief.

The movie doesn’t waste any time, starting out with Cris Cassidy (billed here as Montana) and medical intern Joey Silvera banging in her bed; but the coitus is interrupted by a phone call from Cris’ friend — but she asks her friend to hold on a minute so Joey can finish up.  The whole scene is about 90 seconds.  Cris then finishes talking to her friend, setting up the rest of the movie.

Roll opening credits.

Stock shots of ambulances pulling in to a hospital and Cris getting out and going in to work while a wah-wah laden theme song plays.

The credits tell us we have three Candy Stripers — Cris Cassidy. Amber Hunt and Nancy Hoffman — and they’re there to deliver newspapers and provide comfort to the afflicted.   There are also some nurses, Lauren Black and Mimi Morgan watching over the hospital’s patients; and those patients include Paul ThomasRock Steadie and Phaedra Grant.

The plot, such as it is, concerns Nancy Hoffman‘s last day as a candy striper and her shenanigans.  No one knows where she is, so the head striper, Sarge (Sharon Thorpe), searches and finds her in the linen closet blowing a doctor (Richard Pacheco).  It’s a brief blowjob scene with him telling her to not “get any on her uniform!” when he cums on her face.  There’s lots of silly puns and musical stingers.   Sarge has an Alison Brie vibe going on, and I won’t be complaining about that.

The stripers then head out to see other patients – Amber (in cliche’d 70s rose colored glasses) goes to see Rock whom she has pee in a erlenmeyer flask and then she cleans him off with her mouth.  He goes on to tell her how he fantasized about her the night before while he jerked off.

Cut back to the nurses station and Sarge is angry that Nancy has gone missing again, but we know she’s under the nurses station eating out nurse Lauren Black.

Cris goes back to see Phaedra with a delivery of giant bananas.  They tease each other about Richard Pacheco‘s desire to get with Phaedra, and Cris leaves, promising to return soon.

Cut back to Rock and Amber in a 69.

Cut back to the Nurses Station where Nancy is now eating out Nurse Mimi Morgan.  (It’s a throwaway gag)

Cut back to Rock and Amber where he’s eating her and then he gets her doggie style and works most of his fist into her.  She then rolls onto her back where he can really work himself upside her.  He doesn’t move a lot when he’s up there, but she bucks her hips like crazy and pulls his wrist deeper into her. It’s a long sequence; almost five minutes.

Then we meet patient Paul Thomas and his guest Eileen Wells.  He has her finger herself and let him taste them.  Nancy Hoffman walks in on them and is invited into the action.

Sarge busts into Phaedra’s room, interrupting her banana masturbation session, and Cris comes into give her a sponge bath and finds the banana sticking out of her snatch.  Phaedra is mortally embarrassed, and Cris lends a loving hand.  She teases that Phaedra would live Dr. Hart to be there, but Dr. Hart can’t do this — as she rotates the banana all the way around and then Cris goes down on her.

Back to PT, Eileen and Nancy and Nancy is eating out Eileen (this girl eats a ton of pussy in this movie!) and they strip down, and then Eileen tells Nancy to stick a finger in, then “stick them all in” and we have our second fisting of the movie.  Eileen massages herself while Nancy keeps herself steady, gently rocking in rhythem with Eileen’s hips and then thrusting a bit more.  PT warns Nancy “Don’t lose your watch!” and then after a few moments, an unexpected turn of events – Nancy slides a second hand into Eileen.  (Granted, Nancy was a small girl, but still.) PT gets into the action, leaning out of the bed to suckle on Eileen’s left breast and to massage her clit.  They also make out a bit.  ancy then is throwing her whole body into the endeavor, smiling like its Christmas morning. Finally its over, and Nancy slips herself out and goes back to eating before a cut where Eileen is in bed with PT while he’s fucking Nancy doggie style. Then he fucks Eileen doggie while Nancy is under them and he cums on Nancy’s face.  (She doesn’t do a great job of dodging his balls while he’s banging  Eileen – looks like it could have hurt…)

Cut to a really nice overhead shot of Cris and Phaedra in a 69 as they wrap up their lovemaking.

That gets us thru the first seven pairings of the movie, and there’s only a half hour to go…

amber_csAmber (in her heart shaped rose glasses) goes home to bang intern Joey, and while she wishes it was a little more romantic, she has no trouble stepping out of her uniform to reveal her naked form.  There’s a cute bit of them in bed and she complains about his socks being on…

Cut back to the hospital and everyone is getting ready for Nancy’s going away party. The operating theatre is decked out in streamers and everyone is there – except Amber and Joey who are having their own party  – and Sarge.  But then, speak of the devil, there’s Sarge! And she’s sad that everyone thinks she’s a prude, so she downs her drink (vodka?) and tells Nancy to “eat [her] out and get the party started!”

Back with Joey and Amber, he makes the confession that he wants to suck her asshole, and she treats it like the most romantic thing ever.

Back at the orgy, we get the rest of our scene pairings out of the way all at once.  We find out that Sarge’s name tag is “Virginia O’Neil”

Nancy is literally dripping wet as Sarge eats her out.  Everyone gets a little  action, and orgy is well covered.  Shots linger just long enough to build excitement and you can tell who everyone is.  The only newcomer is Don Fernando who is brought in to make the pairings work out, and he and his shaggy hair bang both the nurses, Nurse Lauren Black and then Mimi Morgan in mish and scissor before she jerks him off. (The credits say that David Clark was in the orgy, but I can’t pick him out.  Anyone?)

The orgy winds down with PT blowing his load on Eileen’s face and she and Cris clean him off.  Meanwhile Richard Pacheco nails his patient Phaedra Grant bring their story to a close as he cums (no hands, John Leslie style) on her belly.  Since Don turned his attentions to Mimi, Lauren went over and finished her story off with a Rock Steadie blow job until he came on her face.

Cut back to the apartment, and Joey and Amber are humping away in mish until he cums on her box.  (Man, her hip bones are PRONOUNCED.)

Finally, we’re back in the OR and Sarge is laid on the table and all the nurses, patients and remaining candy stripers service her, while Sarge eats Eileen.

Finally, we’re back at the Nurses Station the next day and chesty new Candy Striper, Bron White, is starting her new job.  The nurses drool over her large chest and as Bron walks away, she drops a folder and bends over to pick it up, giving us a nice shot of her ass thru her panties which stays on the screen as the credits roll.

For an excellent analysis of this movie and the comedy within, please check out one of my favorite reviews on the movie: We Have No Bananas: Joke Structure in CANDY STRIPERS (1978) over at Exploding Kinetoscope

Bob Chinn is one of my favorite directors of this era (Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls, Let’s Get Physical) and this is one of my favorites of his.  It proves you don’t need a real plot – just a scenario to hang things on.  “Three Candy Stripers will do anything to make their patients feel better.”  Done.  Easy peasy.  Everyone at one time or another has had a doctor or nurse fantasy, so we got that going for us here too.

The girls are all uniformly attractive — and hairy, this was the late 70s after all — and seem to enjoy what they’re doing.  They’re partners in the proceedings as opposed to so many modern set ups where they are treated like props.

Since I know I’ll be asked, best scenes for me were the Cris Cassidy / Phaedra Grant and the Amber Hunt / Rock Steadie pairings.  And for Ginger – 4.5 out of 5 dicks.