In honor of Thanksgiving, we would point you to the plethora of porn films that tackle the subject.
But there aren’t any.
Well, we list one — A&B Gang Bang 106: Thanksgiving Gang Bang (1991) — but, like so many of the A&B titles from back then, we don’t really have that much data on it, so it hardly seems to count.
In fact, the word THANKS hardly seems to appear in porn titles at all.
But the real crime — robbing the turkey of its well deserved spotlight — was committed when VCA cut the “Jerry Butler fucking the turkey” scene out of Raw Talent when they released the movie on DVD. So all we are left with is Jerry Butler gazing longingly at the turkey, and then serving the old lady her sandwich on which “he didn’t forget the mayo.” And for that, we must struggle to give thanks.
Happy Thanksgiving from your pals at IAFD.
As we were going through the parody nominations and checking our pages, it seems the filmographies were getting cluttered with non-sex performers. So, like we did with the DVD Only performers a few months back, we’ve broken out the non-sex cast members from their hardcore brethren.
An example from The A-Team: A XXX Parody (2010):
And the nominees for best parody in the COMEDY category are…
- The A-Team XXX: A Parody, Adam & Eve Pictures
- Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
- The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
- The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
- Cheers: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
- The Human Sexipede, Tom Byron Pictures
- Not Married with Children XXX 2, X-Play/LFP
- Not M*A*S*H XXX, X-Play/LFP
- Not the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family, X-Play/LFP
- Official Jersey Shore Parody, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
- Seinfeld 2: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
- This Ain’t Glee XXX, Hustler Video
- This Ain’t Happy Days XXX: Fonzie Luvs Pinky, Hustler Video
- This Ain’t the Barber Shop: It’s a XXX Parody, Evasive Angles Entertainment
- WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
And in the DRAMA category…
- Alice, Cheeky Monkey/Cal Vista/Metro
- BatfXXX: Dark Night, Bluebird Films
- Bonny & Clide, Bluebird Films
- Gia: Portrait of a Porn Star, SunLust/Vivid
- Not Charlie’s Angels XXX, X-Play/Digital Sin
- Not Really… The Dukes of Hazzard: A Hardcore Parody, Vouyer Media
- Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody, Funky Monkey/New Sensations
- The Sex Files 2: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin
- This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D, Hustler Video
- This Ain’t Charmed XXX, Hustler Video
- This Ain’t Cops XXX, Hustler Video
- This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect, Hustler Video
- Tru: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
- The Twilight Zone Porn Parody, Paul Thomas/LFP
- The Vampire Sex Diaries, Sex Line Sinema
Congrats to all the nominees!
- 3 Days in June, Wicked Pictues
- Awakening to Love, New Sensations
- Body Heat, Digital Playground
- The Condemned, Vivid Entertainment Group
- The Devil in Miss Jones: The Resurrection, Vivid Entertainment Group
- Fatally Obsessed, AfterDark/West Coast
- Gigolos, Sweet Sinner
- Malice in Lalaland, Miss Lucifer/Vivid
- An Open Invitation: A Real Swinger’s Party in San Francisco, Private/Pure Play
- Pornstar Superheroes, Elegant Angel Productions
- Rawhide 2: Dirty Deeds, Adam & Eve Pictures
- Sanatorium, Orona Stevens/Zero Tolerance
- Scorned, Penthouse/Pulse
- Speed, Wicked Pictures
- Whatever It Takes, Wicked Pictures
Morbid Thoughts caught up with Diana Doll at the Miami Exxxotica show over the summer and chatted with her about her recent stay in the hospital, the joy of live shows, her inability to speak spanish and the difference between American and Euro guys.
Diana maintains a vigorous profile on the social media, so you can find her at the usual places:
Photo credit: Digital Desire
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