Today on Spice Radio: Bikini Beach 1, 2 and 3 (1993)

Today at 2:30ish Eastern / 11:30ish Pacific on XM103 Spice Radio’s YouPorn, I’ll be talking with Christy and Ginger about Jim Enright‘s 1993 series, Bikini Beach.

In 1993, Jim Enright and Will Divide put a bunch of pornstars on a plane and took them to Cabo to drink beers and fuck while the cameras rolled.  The result was a three part series, Bikini Beach – Parts 1, 2 and 3.  This was the first movie where I fell in love with today’s guest, Rebecca Bardoux, so I figured I’d revisit the series to see how it held up.

Basically, the fun and frolic runs out of the series as it goes along.  The first installment is the best one, and while I suspect the fun and frolic lasted throughout their trip, we saw less and less of the fun — but just as much frolic — as we got to Part 3.

Part One

The first movie starts with a long set up, it’s about 12 minutes or so before we get to the first sex scene.  After the credit sequence (which is the same in all three films, tho they boys’ names are left out of the All-Girl Part 3) we are treated to footage of the cast and crew boarding the plane, then disembarking and driving out to their rental and finally they head off to the beach.  There’s lots of cute interactions and everyone seems to be enjoying each other’s company.

The first stop is Lovers Beach where most of the cast runs around naked while the crew guys work on their tans with their shorts on.  Lots of beer on hand.

Tiffany Mynx and Randy West find a secluded area of the beach and have a shag.  She lays out a blanket and Randy pins down the corners with their towels. Tiff’s breasts have such a great bounce to them as she’s romping around getting things ready.  She sits down, posing  and looking out at the surf.  Randy plans himself down next to her and they start to cuddle.  Cuddling leads to fondling.  Fondling leads to cocksucking.  It is no secret that Tiffany is a master cocksucker and her talents are well displayed here, even while working on Randy’s average prick.  She maintains a lot of eye contact with him, so it seems less like they’re performing than they’re just being spied upon, and that candor adds to the heat.  After some decent fucking, Randy blows a most un-Randy like cumshot onto her face (you can actually see the cum!) and she cleans him off.  Good stuff.

Next up, Crystal WilderJonathan Morgan and Crystal’s real life husband, Terry Thomas, find their own spot on the beach and Crystal gets double teamed (but not DP’d).  This seemed a bit more set up and perform-y, unlike the earlier Randy/Tiff pairing.  Crystal’s cock sucking was always dependent on a lot of spit — she was a trailblazer in this area — and she slather’s Jon’s cock as Terry eats her out and works a finger into her ass.  Jon jerks off near her face (he’s on his back which is always a cumshot fail position) and Terry jerks a sizable load off onto her ass.It’s a professional scene that hits the requisite marks, but doesn’t really rise above it.

Next up, Rebecca Bardoux is sunning herself and TT Boy sneaks over the rocks and surprises her.  She opens her eyes to see him above her and she lets a big smile play over her face.  He bends down to her, she throws her hat away and they make out.  She’s naked, he’s clothed.  She’s got John Lennon spec sunglasses on, and she smiles a lot.  God, I love smiling in porn.  He drops his shorts and he’s already at attention, so she makes sweet sweet mouth love to his organ. She doesn’t attempt to deep throat; choosing to focus on the head while her hand does the stroking.  She lies back and let’s him return the favor.  It’s tough to read her expression as one of pleasure or just merely tolerance for the position; but then she sits up and grinds her box into him and rocks her hips, so she seemed to be getting into it towards the end of the carpet munching.  Some more making out and he stands her up against the rock and takes her doggie style.  After some pounding, he turns her around on the rocks for some standing sex, and I couldn’t help but wonder how the rocks were digging into her back; but she took it like a trooper and when he’s about the cum, she drops to her knees and orders him to cum on her face.  He misses the first blast, but the rest hit their mark and she cleans him up.

Randy West takes Lacy Rose and Sierra to a hurricane swept abode and they make awkward small talk, with Randy repeating how the structure didn’t fare well in the hurricane and his not-as-clever-by-half joke  “Talk about a blow job.”   Awkwardness aside, Lacy and Sierra start to go at it on a broken section of wall while Randy just watches, touching himself.  Lacy’s fake books don’t look that great, especially when compared to Sierra’s all natural body.  The girls start teasing Randy and he invites himself over.  There’s a lot of laughing coming from Lacy as Sierra eats her and she’s snacking on Randy’s cock; but finally Randy comes up behind Sierra and hammers it home. Lots of porno screaming ensues and as Randy’s energetically fucking Lacy, he pulls out and jerks it on her belly as Sierra leans in to clean him off.

The last scene is subtitles “Party Time” and is back at the house.  Everyone has beers and Sierra is a little drunk and TT Boy is macking on her, and before you can think it, she’s blowing him.  This is an epic scene.  All the cast is around, but no one really is involved; they’re just cheering on the little drunk girl and the jackhammer that is TT Boy.  This is a long scene, about 20 minutes, and TT literally fucks her silly.   She pours Corona all over herself, she gets fucked around (I do mean, around) the table. TT Boy has her on her back, the table is slick with beer, sweat and love and he walks around the table, fucking her all the way. She goes nuts. NUTS!  N-V-T-S nuts! TT tries to get Rebecca and others in on the action, but they know its Sierra’s show. She ends it by taking TT’s load on her face. A decent facial.

So ends part one with a major bang, which was the AVN award winner for Best Sex Scene in 1993.  The Crystal scene and the first Sierra scenes are skippable, but the Tiffany, Rebecca and second Sierra scenes are keepers, with the Sierra scene being the grand champion.



This is subtitled “Slippery When Wet” and it starts with everyone on a fishing boat.  There’s a little “lifestyle” stuff with people catching tiny fish, but there’s not a ton of color.  Lacy Rose touches herself a bit during the opening, but finally, we settle on Summer Knight and Nick Rage who are playing with a hose, with Nick shooting streams of water into Summer’s girly bits.  They take their time playing with the hose — with Nick fingering her while she lets the stream play over her clit. This transitions into her sucking his cock for a little while, letting it “pop!” out of her mouth before he fucks her doggie style and slips his thumb up her ass.  She gets all porny-screaming at this point, having been mostly subdued up until this point.  He flips her over for the briefest of missionaries and then he cums on her face as she’s making goo-goo- eyes at the camera.  I always liked Summer, despite her bolt-ons, and she looks good here.

We pan over to see Alicia Rio and Tiffany Mynx enjoying each other’s company, and soon TT Boy is horning in on the action, having his way with Tiffany.  Alicia stays away from his manliness, letting Tiff do all the heavy lifting.  Alicia sucks Tiffany’s toes as she sits on Tiffany’s face, while TT Boy is pounding away on Tiffany’s nether regions.  There are some nice shots of Tiff’s eyes peeking out from under Alicia at this point. They move from missionary to standing doggie, and TT finally cums on Tiff’s ass.

Below deck, Lacy Rose is blowing Randy West, and shortly thereafter, Rebecca Bardoux gets in on the action, taking over the blowjob duties while Lacy site on Randy’s face.  Rebecca then rides Randy in a little more set up way while Lacy just sits back and plays with herself, occasionally slipping a hand in here and there.  Lacy gets taken doggie and Rebecca slides herself under them in an action that gets cut away from waaay too quickly.  Ostensibly, Randy cums on our girls’ faces, but there is absolutely no evidence of this, but the girls clean him off anyway.

Next up is some “play time” which is basically the girls waving and the boys showing off their underwater camera (something that will pay off in the third installment.)  There’s cheesy mexican synth music playing over these scenes, and it really does kind of take away from the “reality” that they tried to establish in the first episode.  It’s as if Enright just got bored… or maybe the crew was too drunk to come up with usable footage that far into the trip?  Who knows.

To round out the movie, Crystal WilderTT BoySierra and Jonathan Morgan find themselves on the beach near some sort of concrete structure and they pair off to go at it. TT and Crystal hop on an ATV to find a secluded spot for some fucking and they waste no time getting down to business.  More Mexican Guitar Music over their scene, which leads me to believe it was too windy to get any usable audio, so they’re doing the best they can with what they got.  They go at it standing doggie, and you can hear her moans kind of cut thru the audio mix, but not by much.  They end up in reverse cowgirl which shows off her nice lean body and her plastic tits, then she launches off him to catch his cumshot on her chin.

Finally, Sierra and Jonathan Morgan are playing in the surf; she’s naked, he’s in a suit, and stupid porn banter ensues.  I assume this is Morgan’s fault as he can’t help but be a little insincere.  There’s a lot of kissing on the beach blanket before Jon goes in for the fingerbango. They fuck doggie and he jerks it on her butthole as he implores her to “rub it in, yeah, rub it in!” in horrible stupid porn talk.  They run off into the surf as we dissolve to Crystal writing “The End” in the sand.

This was a weaker installment by far.  The Tiff scene probably gets the highest marks because she and Alicia play well off each other and she knows how to ride TT Boy.  Everything else was far less spontaneous than the first movie and a lot more porny.


This is an all-girl video, and the weakest of three in terms of  spontaneity and fun. These scenes are just set up and they play out as most porn scenes do.  Not a lot special here.

We start with Alicia Rio and Summer Knight in a pool, and we get to see the underwater camera in action here.  The girls enjoy themselves enough for it not to be a total washout (no pun intended)

Next, back on the boat, and Alicia RioSummer Knight and Lacy Rose are playing with fishing poles, and something that phallic can only lead to one thing, and the girls go at it.  Alicia massages Summer’s tits and there’s lot of kissing which is nice.  There’s a lot of tanning oil and Summer’s feet finds their way to Alicia’s and Lacy’s twats.  The girls grind against Summer’s feet and Alicia moves up to Summer’s knee and grinds all over it.  Pretty good stuff.

Better yet was Tiffany Mynx and Lacy Rose, going at it on the boat’s deck.  Tiffany just makes a meal out of Lacy and Lacy responds to every lick.  Tiffany bends Lacy over and pours beer down her crease and eats her out as Lacy just bucks her hips and really reacts.  I’m not the hugest mid-90s g/g fan, but this was pretty great; so much so the entire cast and crew is watching them go to town.

Crystal Wilder and Sierra take their place on the deck as the sun is setting and they enjoy their sapphic love.

Last scene takes place “Back Home” in Jim Enright‘s edit suite and Lacy Rose stops by.  She shows Jim the Hustler layout from the vacation and he shows her some footage which she masturbates to.  It’s a long scene and she uses a dildo towards the end of it.  She looks great in her white wifebeater, but once it comes off we’re back to the oddly placed saline sacks… but she seems to lose herself in the moment, so its forgiven.

This was the weakest entry of the three, having really only two scenes of note — the Alicia/Summer/Lacy threesome is tight and the Tiffany/Lacy scene is great.  The other scenes are OK, but nothing all that special, just generic mid-90s porn.