The 2015 Spank Bank Award Winners


In its now traditional locale of @gabriel_lan‘s lavish living room in warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA, the 5th annual Spank Bank Awards show was bigger and better than ever this year.

The Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (@gabriel_lan), noted adult film connoisseurs (@gabriel_lan), outside adult industry media insiders (@gabriel_lan), x-rated film fans (@gabriel_lan), and a committee chairman (also @gabriel_lan). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.

Technical awards were given out at a luncheon ceremony held earlier in the week at an offsite location.  The winners of those honorable mentions follow the main awards:

The 2015 Spank Bank Awards

Headshot of Jennifer White

Most Spanked To Girl of the Year

Jennifer White

Headshot of Casey Calvert

Dirty Little Slut of the Year

Casey Calvert

Headshot of Adriana Chechik

Ho Holes of the Year

Adriana Chechik

Headshot of Penny Pax

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Penny Pax

Headshot of Chanel Preston

Asshole of the Year

Chanel Preston

Headshot of Remy LaCroix

Bad Ass Brunette of the Year

Remy LaCroix

Headshot of Jennifer White

BBC Slut of the Year

Jennifer White

Headshot of Chastity Lynn

Best “Come Fuck Me” Eyes

Chastity Lynn

Headshot of Chase Ryder

Best “O” Face

Chase Ryder

Headshot of Jada Stevens

Best All Around Ho

Jada Stevens

Headshot of Keisha Grey

Best Body

Keisha Grey

Headshot of Chanel Preston

Best Hands (aka Puppeteer of the Year)

Chanel Preston

Headshot of Madelyn Rose

Best High Speed DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Madelyn Rose

Headshot of Scarlet Red

Best Legs

Scarlet Red

Headshot of Jillian Janson

Best Smile

Jillian Janson

Headshot of Penny Pax

Best Unborn Baby Swallower

Penny Pax

Headshot of Carter Cruise

Best Vocals (While Being Railed)

Carter Cruise

Headshot of Anikka Albrite

Blonde Bombshell of the Year

Anikka Albrite

Headshot of Alex Chance

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Alex Chance

Headshot of Adriana Chechik

Breakthrough Star of the Year

Adriana Chechik

Headshot of Maddy O'Reilly

Cock Sucking Whore of the Year

Maddy O’Reilly

Headshot of Veruca James

Cum Dumpster of the Year

Veruca James

Headshot of Sheena Ryder

Cumback of the Year

Sheena Ryder

Headshot of Mick Blue

Dick of the Year

Mick Blue

Headshot of A.J. Applegate

DP Diva of the Year

A.J. Applegate

Headshot of Emma Haize

Fetish Floozie of the Year

Emma Haize

Headshot of Dakota Skye

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Dakota Skye

Headshot of Alex Tanner

Fun Sized Fuck Bunny

Alex Tanner

Headshot of Veruca James

Gang Banged Slut of the Year

Veruca James

Headshot of Maddy O'Reilly

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Maddy O’Reilly

Headshot of Samantha Bentley

Imported Whore of the Year

Samantha Bentley

Headshot of Holly Hanna

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet

Holly Hanna

Headshot of Tara Morgan

Masturbator of the Year

Tara Morgan

Headshot of Anikka Albrite

Mattress Actress of the Year

Anikka Albrite

Headshot of Dakota Skye

Most Adorable Slut

Dakota Skye

Headshot of Kayden Kross

Most Beautiful Whore

Kayden Kross

Headshot of Missy Monroe

Most Magnificent MILF

Missy Monroe

Headshot of Violet Monroe

Most Photogenic Slut

Violet Monroe

Headshot of Leya Falcon

Most Underrated Whore

Leya Falcon

Headshot of Phoenix Marie

Most Voluptuous Vixen

Phoenix Marie

Headshot of Carter Cruise

Newcummer of the Year

Carter Cruise

Headshot of Aidra Fox

Porn’s Next “It” Girl

Aidra Fox

Headshot of Jillian Janson

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Jillian Janson

Headshot of Sarah Shevon

Pussy Eating Princess of the Year

Sarah Shevon

Headshot of Ash Hollywood

Pussy of the Year

Ash Hollywood

Headshot of Alice Green

Red Haired Harlot of the Year

Alice Green

Headshot of Karla Kush

Sexiest Inked Slut

Karla Kush

Headshot of Dahlia Sky

Sexiest Woman Alive

Dahlia Sky

Headshot of Bonnie Rotten

Super Squirter of the Year

Bonnie Rotten

Headshot of Jenna J Ross

The Girl Next Door … Only Better

Jenna J Ross

Headshot of Claire Robbins

The Total Package

Claire Robbins

Headshot of Carter Cruise

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Carter Cruise

Headshot of Casey Calvert

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway

Casey Calvert

Headshot of Casey Calvert

Wet Dream Girl

Casey Calvert

The 2015 Spank Bank ‘Technical’ Awards

A Bad Girl To Blow Your Mind

A Booty That Don’t Need Explaining

A Little Slice of Pink Heaven

A Living, Breathing Doll

A True Evil Angel

All The Right Junk In All The Right Places

Ambidextrous Jack Off Artist

American Porn Idol

America’s Favorite Pole Dancer

America’s Next Top Porn Model

Ariana Grande’s Sluttier Doppleganger

Badass Ball Busting Bitch

Begging For a Crack Attack

Bespectacled Buttsex Addict

Best BareAss Baker

Best Canadian Treat Since Maple Syrup

Best Cleavage

Best Couch Cuddling Cooze

Best Cum Covered Grin

Best Cushion For The Pushin’

Best Demonstration of ‘Self Fisting’

Best Display of Choking on Dick

Best Dressed Slut

Best G/G Kisser

Best Gape

Best Groomed Bearded Clam

Best Honeymoon Hostess

Best Nails For Digging Into Your Back

Best New Additions

Best Piercing

Best Reason To Get Satellite Radio

Best Road Trip / Road Head Giver

Best Self Photographer

Best Thing To Come Out of Russia Since Vodka

Best Twisted Sense of Humor

Best Usage of Camel Toe in a Public Setting

Best Youtube Channel EVER!

Better Than Any Monet mASSterpiece

Bionic Blonde Starfish

Bottomless Butthole

Brainiac Bimbo of the Year

ButtFucked Bellezza

Chillest Bitch on the Planet

Chronic Masturbator

Clam Crazed Cooze

Classiest Cooze

Cornholed Comptroller

Curly Haired Sex Kitten

Cutest Pouty Face

Deepest Throat

Director of Devilish Deviants

Dirtiest Debut of the Year

Dirtiest Mind

Dirtpipe Gangsta

Exotic Goddess

Fantasy “Best Friends’ Mom”

Favorite Porn Star of Girlfriends Everywhere

Freakiest Freckle Faced Cutie

Friendliest Cum Junkie

Hot As Fuck in Any Language

Hottest Home Improvement Harlot

Hottest Video Gamer on Earth

Indestructable Poop Chute

Instagram Girl of the Year

Kitten So Good, It’s Drippin’ On Wood

Magical Pussy

Marilyn Monroe’s Porn Clone

Miss Personality

More Time Masturbating = No Time For Drama

Most Downloaded Slut of the Year

Most Eager Spanking Receiver

Most Flexible Floozie

Most ‘Hands On’ Director

Most Likely To Fuck at the Bar While in the Bar

Most Likely To Have A ‘Spitting’ Orgasm

Most Likely To Mix a Beat While Being Ass Fucked

Most Likely To Star In Her Own XXX Anime Feature

Most Magnificent Meat Curtains

Most Perverted PAWG

Most Reliable Whore

Most Squeezable Badonkadonk

Most Stunning Facial

Most Talented Tramp

Nicest Nympho

NOT ‘Gay For Pay’, But Bi EVERY Day

Perfecter of the Perfect Stroke

Perfection Personified

Prettiest Pink Stink

Prettiest Pink Taco

Princess of Profanity

Proof of the Existence of Amazonian Warriors

Prototype of All Future Sex Machines

Pussy Pumping Party Hostess

Queen of the Chicken Wing

Queen of the Dommed

Queen of the Rim Job

Queen of the Slurp

Real Life Mythical Creature

Ropeburn’s Best Friend

Ruling The World With A Manicured Iron Fist

Runway Model Gone Bad

She’ll Leave You Breathless

Size Queen of the Year

Smoothest Cock Sockets

Sphincter Wizard Surrounded By Muggles

Stunning Sweetheart

Teenage Dream

Thank God She Does Anal Now!

Thank God She Does Anal Now! Part 2

Thank God She Does Anal Now! Part 3

Thank God She Takes Vitamin ‘D’ Now!

The 7 AM Cookie Monster

The American Dream

The Darker The Berry, The Sweeter The Juice

The Gaped Crusader

The Grandest Canyon

The Human Party

The Notorious V.A.G.

The Pale (Cock) Rider

The Perfect All American Girl

The Porn Stars’ Favorite Pussy Eater

The Queen of B&W Photography

The Unspoken Of Filthy Disney Princess

Total Jackoff Material

Triple (Penetration) Threat

Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio

World’s Most Beautiful Envelope Licker

World’s Sexiest Sci-Fi Nerd

World’s Sweetest Slut

Worship Worthy Booty