As Rare As A Stylish Mullet

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On our Advanced Search page we have a “Sex Notes Search” which gives you a list of movies or performers which feature certain rare sex acts – things like Fisting, Squirting, DPP or DAP.

We were asked why we don’t include more “mundane” sex acts in that list, and the answer is because they’re ubiquitous, so returning a list of 10,000 performers who did a DP really isn’t that useful.

BUT, through some discussions (Thanks, Mike!) we looked at it a different way – instead of showing all performers who did a certain act; perhaps filter it down by rarity… so welcome – Performer Rarities!

rarityLet’s explain – the FACIAL is the Pidgey of the porn world.  They’re everywhere.  (Go Team Valor!)  But there are some performers, sometimes referred to as “Cum Dodgers”, who eschew the practice – so perhaps there’s some interest in seeing when these performers couldn’t or didn’t dodge.

So, we ran the numbers – we take the number of movies a performer took a facial in, divide it by the number of movies in that performer’s career, and we get their Career Facial Percentage.

It’s important to note here, that this is just the number of MOVIES that they took a facial in.  A simple boy/girl scene and a 100 Guy Gangbang count the same – once.

So, who is the rarest of them all? In the facial category, Felecia is the winner; having taken only a single facial in 499 movies, or a CFP (Career Facial Percentage) of 0.20%.  This stands to reason as she was primarily a g/g performer, and the other people with the lowest CFP are similarly g/g performers who occasionally crossed over to the b/g side.

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Now, we leave you to your search for Tight Shots 1.

Scroll down the advanced search page to get started!

The IAFD Randomizer

randomizerEvery so often we get tweeted at (@iafdcom) with a question about functionality or people mis-remembering functionality…

This week was no exception, and we got this in the feed:

We never had such a thing.

Well, until now.

It’s silly and completely mindless.

http://www.iafd.com/random

It’s also available under the SERVICES menu item.

Tweet us your thoughts – can it be improved?  Should it be?

Video Review: #McChicken

#mcchickenRegular readers of this blog might wonder what all the fuss is about; it’s not like you’ve never seen food play before — but every blog in the world is warning you to NOT CLICK ON THE LINK, and every other blog is now making REACTION VIDEOS, so we’ve clicked on the link, and here’s what you get.

TITLE: #MCCHICKEN
DIRECTOR: No Director Credited
LENGTH: 17 seconds

PLOT: A fast food sandwich is used as a masturbation aid.

SEXUAL ACTION: A large black dick is seen penetrating a bun.  There is no indication that a chicken patty is involved; nor can any lettuce or cheese be seen.  The mayo does make for a nice lubricating sluice.

CAMERAWORK: A single handheld shot, typical of the POV genre.

SET DECOR: A simple red bedspread dominates the shot which contrasts nicely with the ebony penis and slushy white mayo coating it.

CLIMAX: None.  Like most things on social media – it’s a looping clip with much hoopla and no payoff.

VERDICT: If you’ve never seen porn before, you’ll be SHOCKED.  Otherwise, been there, and you might have done that…

XRCO Nominations 2016

 

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The X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) announced the nominees for the 32nd annual XRCO Awards Show, taking place June 22 at OHM nightclub in Hollywood.

The nominations for the 2016 XRCO Awards are as follows:

Best Release

Best Epic

Best Parody: Comedy

Best Parody: Drama

Best Parody: Comic Book

Best Gonzo Movie

Best Gonzo Series

BEST GIRL/GIRL SERIES

BEST POV SERIES

BEST ETHNIC SERIES

Best Director: Features

Best Director: Non-Features

Best Director: Parody

Best Director: Web

Best Actress

Best Actor

Best Lesbian Performer

All in the Family Theme

Female Performer of the Year

Male Performer of the Year

Best New Starlet

Best New Stud

Unsung Siren of the Year

Unsung Swordsman of the Year

Superslut of the Year

Orgasmic Oralist of the Year

Orgasmic Analist of the Year

MILF Performer of the Year

Best Cumback

Mainstream Adult Media Favorite

Sunday Funnies: Comedians Sitting On Vibrators Getting Coffee

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I’ve written in the past about how much I enjoy Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry Seinfeld’s web series of people doing just that. I also very much liked Woodrocket’s Parody of that with Veruca James and James Deen… and now Nikki Glaser is throwing her, er, hat, into the ring mashing up Seinfeld’s show with all those “girls sitting on Sybian” videos, tho the Hitachi Magic Wand pinch hits for the Sybian.

 

Nikki and Sara have a fun discussion about sex all while trying to retain some sort of composure in a coffee shop.