And the Nominees Are… Spank Bank Awards 2019

It’s that time again! Time for the most irreverent, engrossing, and extensive awards in the adult industry: the Spank Bank Awards. Show host for life Missy Martinez revealed the nominations via podcast for the 9th annual Spank Bank Awards presented by iafd.com. while eating mozzarella cheese sticks as trophy girl Charlotte Sartre cooled Miss Martinez’s freshly waxed butthole with a fan of palm fronds.

The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideals of all inclusive, good natured fun, with categories giving recognition to the performers in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they so richly deserve from some other awards shows. Once again, this year’s list includes a record number of major categories for female performers, as well as those for the directors and male talent within the industry. And, as usual, there are plenty of ‘technical’ awards as well (to be given out on the red carpet before the awards ceremony) giving kudos on a wide variety of subjects.

Leading the way in nominations this year are Adriana Chechik, Maddy O’Reilly, and Riley Reid all receiving 19 nominations each, with Abigail Mac, Casey Calvert, Kristy Black, and Whitney Wright hauling in 18 apiece. Rounding out the top nominees are Abella Danger, Angela White, Charlotte Sartre, Haley Reed, Kira Thorn, Lisey Sweet and Violet Monroe all receiving 17 noms each.

Winners will be announced as soon as we wring every last piece of social media traffic out of this… so in a couple weeks. :-)

Follow @iafdcom and @Gabriel_Lan on Twitter for details and to get the heads up on the big reveal. Use the hashtag #spankbankawards19

Aerola of the Gods

Airtight Angel of the Year

Amazing Anal Artist of the Year

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Asian Empress of the Year

ATM Machine

ATOGM Girl of the Year

Baroness of Licking Lady Ass

BBC Queen of the Year

Best ‘After’ Hair

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Best Body Built For Sin

Best Booty

Best DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Best Eyes

Best Legs

Best Live Performance

Best ‘O’ Face

Best Piercing

Best Smile

Best Spitter / Drooler

Best Supporting Mattress Actress

Best Swallower

Best Vocals

Bewitching Brunette of the Year

Blowbang / Bukkake Badass of the Year

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Breathtaking Blonde of the Year

Cock Worshipper of the Year (Best Whore Knees)

Contessa of Cum

Cosplay Queen

Countess of Contortionism

Creampied Cutie of the Year

Cuckold Queen of the Year

Cumfartist of the Year

Customs/Clips Specialist of the Year

Daisy Chain Cognoscenti

Deepest Throat

Dick ’em Down Champion of the Year

Dirty Cheerleader of the Year

Doctoral Degree in Dildology

DP Dynamo of the Year

Ebony Princess of the Year

Empress of Nipple Paradise

European Enchantress of the Year

Excellence in Muff Maintenance (Best Groomed Bush)

Exotic Femme Fatale of the Year

Facial Cum Target of the Year

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Finger Banging Phenom of the Year

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Fun Sized (Spinner of the Year)

Gangbanged Girl of the Year

Gloryhole Guru of the Year

Golden Shower Goddess of the Year

Group / Orgy Maestro of the Year

Guru of Gonzo (Director of the Year – Gonzo)

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

IBTC Khaleesi

Indestructable Butthole

Instagram Girl of the Year

Latina Starlet of the Year

Lesbian Thesbian of the Year

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Magnificent MILF of the Year

Master of Debauchery (Director of the Year – Web)

Master of Filth (Director of the Year – Body of Work)

Master of Missionary

Masterful Massuesse of the Year

Masturbator of the Year

Mattress Actress of the Year

Minstrel of Smut (Director of the Year- Plot Driven)

Miss Congeniality

Mistress of the Strap On

Most Adorable Sexual Deviant

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Most Beautiful Seductress

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Most Enthusiastic Fuck Bunny

Most Fuckable Feet

Most Luscious Labia

Most Photogenic Nymphomaniac

Most Talented Tongue (Best Girl/Girl Kisser of the Year)

Most Underrated Slut

Most Volumptous Vixen

My (Wet) Dream Girl

Naughty Babysitter of the Year

Newcummer of the Year

Oral Authority of the Year

PAWG of the Year

Porn’s ‘It’ Girl

POV Perfectionist of the Year

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Prettiest ‘Whore Mouth’

Pretty In Pink (Prettiest Pussy)

Princess of the Piledriver

Puppeteer of the Year (Best Hands/Fister)

Pussy Phenomenon of the Year

Queen of Cunnilingus (Girl/Girl Star of the Year)

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Reverse Cowgirl Connoisseur of the Year

Rough Rider

Royal Majesty of the Stripper Pole

Sage of 69

Sensational Scissorist

Servile Sub of the Year

Sharing Is Caring (Cumswapping Cutie of the Year)

Silky Smooth (Best Bald Beaver)

Size Queen

Sloppy Head Savant of the Year

Slutty Step Sister / Step Daughter of the Year

Sovereign Dom of the Year

Spit Roasted Superstar of the Year

Spooning Specialist

Stiff Actor of the Year

Super Squirter of the Year

Tastiest Tall Drink of Water

Tattooed Temptress of the Year

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

The Dirty Little Slut of the Year (FPOTY)

The Girl Next Door?. Only Dirtier

The Most Fapped To Girl of the Year

The Sexiest Woman Alive

The Total Package

Three Kielbasas in a Corridor (Triple Anal Pundit)

Threesome Savant of the Year

Tiniest Vag

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway (Double Anal Prodigy)

Two Peas in a Pod (Double Pussy Precisionist)

VR Star of the Year

The 2018 Spank Bank Award Nominations

It’s been long enough.  Poor @Gabriel_Lan has been tweeting out the teases on social media for months now.  Time to make with the list.

But first, a word from our voter:

Upon opening the hermetically sealed jar in which they were kept, show host Missy Martinez revealed the nominations for the 8th annual Spank Bank Awards presented by iafd.com. The nominations had been being held at an undisclosed, top secret location (we can neither confirm nor deny that said top secret location was Missy’s butthole) until the announcement.

The Spank Bank Awards are an irreverent, fun-natured group of categories founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the performers in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows. This year’s collection of perverted honors features a record number of major categories, including awards for Websites, Production Studios, Directors, and Male talent, and as always, an abundance of awards for the Female performers. As usual, there is an enormous amount of ‘technical’ awards as well (to be given out on the red carpet before the awards ceremony) giving kudos on a wide variety of subjects.

Leading the way in nominations this year are Adriana Chechik, Angel Smalls, Casey Calvert, Maddy O’Reilly, and Violet Monroe all receiving 20 noms. Rounding out the top ten are Alexa Nova and Charlotte Sartre with 19 noms each, Haley Reed with 18, and Abella Danger and Riley Reid with 17 nominations apiece.

Winners will be announced as soon as we wring every last piece of social media traffic out of this… so in about a week or so. :-)
Follow @iafdcom and @Gabriel_Lan on Twitter for details and to get the heads up on the big reveal. Use the hashtag #spankbank18

  • Note: Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a single member of a panel of porn critics (@Gabriel_Lan ), noted adult film connoisseurs (@Gabriel_Lan ), outside adult industry media insiders (@Gabriel_Lan ), X-rated film fans (also @Gabriel_Lan ), and a committee chairman (you guessed it: @Gabriel_Lan ). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.

[Editor’s Note: The Spank Bank Awards are not a competition.  Please, no wagering.]

(Reverse) Cowgirl Connoisseur of the Year

Airtight Angel of the Year

Amazing Anal Artist of the Year

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Asian Empress of the Year

ATM Machine

Baroness of Licking Lady Ass

BBC Lover of the Year

Beautiful Blonde of the Year

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Best Body Built For Sin

Best Booty

Best DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Best ‘Fuck Me’ Eyes

Best ‘Just Got Fucked’ Hair

Best Legs

Best ‘O’ Face

Best Smile

Best Spitter / Drooler

Best Swallower

Best Vocals (While Being Railed With Cock)

Bewitching Brunette of the Year

Bionic Butthole

Blowbang / Bukkake Badass of the Year

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Born To Hand Job

Cock Worshipper of the Year (Best Whore Knees)

Contessa of Cum

Cosplay Queen

Countess of Contortionism

Creampied Cutie of the Year

Cuckold Queen of the Year

Customs Specialist of the Year

Deepest Throat

Doctoral Degree in Dildology

Dominating Dick of the Year

DP Dynamo of the Year

Ebony Princess of the Year

Empress of Nipple Paradise

European Enchantress of the Year

Excellence in ‘Lawn’ Maintenance (Best Groomed Bush)

Exotic Femme Fatale of the Year

Facial Cum Target of the Year

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Fun Sized (Spinner of the Year)

Gangbanged Girl of the Year

Gloryhole Guru of the Year

Group / Orgy Maestro of the Year

Guru of Gonzo (Director – Web/Gonzo)

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Instagram Girl of the Year

Latina Starlet of the Year

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Magnificent MILF of the Year

Master of Filth (Director of the Year – Body of Work)

Masturbator of the Year

Mattress Actress of the Year

Minstrel of Smut (Director – Plot Driven)

Mistress of the Strap On

Most Adorable Sexual Deviant

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Most Beautiful Seductress

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Most Energetic Fuck Bunny

Most Fuckable Feet

Most Luscious Labia

Most Photogenic Nymphomaniac

Most Talented Tongue (Best Girl/Girl Kisser of the Year)

Most Underrated Slut

Most Volumptous Vixen

My (Wet) Dream Girl

Natural Born Cock Killer

Newcummer of the Year

Oral Authority of the Year

PAWG of the Year

Pipe Laying Actor of the Year

Porn’s ‘It’ Girl

POV Perfectionist of the Year

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Prettiest ‘Whore Mouth’

Pretty In Pink (Prettiest Pussy)

Puppeteer of the Year (Best Hands/Fister)

Pussy Phenomenon of the Year

Queen of Cunnilingus (Girl/Girl Star of the Year)

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Royal Majesty of the Stripper Pole

Sensational Scissorist

Servile Sub of the Year

Sharing Is Caring (Cumswapping Cutie of the Year)

Silky Smooth (Best Bald Beaver)

Size Queen

Snapchat Sweetheart of the Year

Sovereign Dom of the Year

Super Squirter of the Year

Tattooed Temptress of the Year

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

The Dirty Little Slut of the Year

The Girl Next Door…. Only Better

The Most Spanked To Girl of the Year

The Sexiest Woman Alive

The Total Package

Three Kielbasas in a Corridor (Triple Anal Pundit)

Threesome Savant of the Year

Tightest Vag

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway (Double Anal Prodigy)

Two Peas in a Pod (Double Pussy Precisionist)

VR Star of the Year

Webcam / Skype Show Girl of the Year

Dirty Distributor of the Year

Pay for Play Website

Production Studio of the Year