Tonight on Playboy Radio: Debbie Does Dallas II (1981)

Tonight on Playboy Radio (Sirius XM 102, 7:45pm Eastern) we’ll be talking more about Bambi Woods, this time her second movie — Debbie Does Dallas II — the sequel to her classic debut.

The movie starts with Debbie laying down on a fur rug and the camera pans lovingly over her body as a fiddle tune is thumping on the soundtrack, and our singing narrator sings:

Well it seems Debbie Benson didn’t make that Texas Cheerleading Squad
She tried her heart out, but I guess just wasn’t meant to be
Working hard and just plain broke, she decided what she needed was a change of scenery

We then have Debbie accepting a ride from trucker R. Bolla (NOT playing Mr. Greenfield from Debbie I) and he asks her if she got thrown off the Cheerleader Squad:

“Kicked me off nothing!  After raising all that money and going through all that trouble when I got there, they said I was too young!  Well, I never! They could have told me before I went thru all that trouble…. so I’m going to be a Country Western singer!”

He then fantasizes about licking that ass, but she jumps out of the truck too soon to get to her aunt’s “ranch” which we’re lead to believe might be sexually related.

A pair of bumbling sheriff’s deputies (Jamie St. James and Park Richards) slide down a snowy hill and spy Debbie walking down the road. (“Look at the knockers on her!”) And they get the idea they should hassle her (“some Texas police hospitality” according to our singing narrator) and bring her downtown for questioning.  So they hijack a car, but it’s stuck in a snowbank, and the driver flags down the local sheriff, Little John  (Ron Hudd) who throws the just-over-the-county-line-and-out-of-their-jurisdiction deputies out of his county and back into their own as he drives Debbie back to his lockup.  He makes her strip down in front of him as he cleans his gun, yelling at her, until she finally stops at her underwear.  She refuses, so he bursts into the cell, and “checks her for drugs” (which most of us would call “getting to third base“) and he tells her there is one way she can get out of there.  He unzips himself, she drops to her knees with a sigh (“Why not?“) and goes to town on his cock.

She gets into it, swallowing as much as she can, and looking up at him with a big smile, then she assumes the position and he enters her from behind as she grips the jailcell bars.

We get a nice assortment of shots, some a bit too close, but some really nice shots her her dangling breasts swaying back and forth and he’s thrusting into her. Her tits really are (to quote Seinfeld) spectacular, and the lawman shoots a decent load on her ass.  She let’s him kiss her a few times, then she hugs him and says she was on her way t her Aunt Xavier’s Ranch.  He hears this, get excited, and offers to drive her out there himself.

We then cut to the deputies from before getting their rocks off with the help of Ashley Welles (in what might be her debut performance) and Long Jean Silver (who is an amazingly cute amputee; she wears a prosthetic).  Jeanne and Park spend their time 69ing until he she coaxes his load all over her; and Jamie and Ashley have a little oral before he takes her doggie style and cums on her ass (while keeping his hat on, of course).

Little John pulls up sirens blaring, which spooks the working girls who fear its a raid, but they relax when they realize it’s just Little John.  He apologizes to Ms. Xavier (Ginger Jay) if she’s any kind of trouble, its not his doing, and he presents Debbie.  Debbie gets introduced to the other girls, and Jeanne and Lisa Cintrice attack her in the tub, and get her over to the bed where Debbie isn’t that interested in playing along as Jeanne works on Debbies tits as Lisa attacks her down below.  There’s a lot of breast play which looks nice and soft and squishy as the girls are all natural.

 

Lemme ask you a question…

So, we’ve been threatening to track webscenes for a while now, so we’re getting ready to share the fruits of our labors, but there has been some discussion among the editors about how to best present this information, so we decided to ask you for your thoughts.

So, a one-question SurveyMonkey pop up will randomly show up when you’re looking at a performer’s page, and we ask that you take half a second to answer the question as it would help us out quite a bit.

[UPDATE: The survey is closed. Thanks to the 1500 folks who took the time to respond. Here’s how it worked out…]

 

So, be on the lookout for some differently colored entries in your favorite performer’s filmographies in the weeks and months ahead!

Tonight on Playboy Radio: Debbie Does Dallas

Tonight on Playboy Radio Nightcalls, (Sirius XM102, around 7:45pm eastern) we’ll be talking about the 1978 classic, Debbie Does Dallas.

I can’t believe we’ve been doing this segment for almost 9 months and haven’t talked about perhaps the most well known porno around next to Deep Throat.  Nutty. Even nuttier is the number of versions floating around the world  — anniversary releases, studio rebrandings, VHS, DVD, it’s enough to make your head spin.

To tide you over until later, here’s a YouTube safe cut of the trailer, courtesy of Johnny Stanwyck:

The movie starts with the Debbie announcing her intention to go to Texas to auditions for the Texas Cowgirls.  Members of her local cheerleading squad say they’ll help her raise the money to go — in fact, they’ll ALL go! So, they brainstorm ideas in the locker room.  What follows is a glorious softcore girls strip and shower montage, with just a host of natural tits being freed from their constrictive cheerleading crop-tops and then getting all soaped up.

What a glorious bunch of breasts!

(What do we call a bunch of breasts?  Geese are a gaggle, crows are a murder, lions are a pride… what are boobs? Anyone?)

[Twitter suggestions include “a brothel of boobs” or “a fucking good time!”]

The girls decide to go out and get jobs.

Arcadia Lake walks into a record store run by Tony Mansfield and lands a job, even tho she left her previous job because her old boss got handsy.  Tony figures he can get around it, and they agree that she’ll start later in the day.

Debbie (Bambi Woods) goes to Greenfield’s Sporting Goods store to see Mr. Greenfield (R. Bolla) who immediately fantasizes about seeing Debbie’s tits and banging her as if he was the star quarterback, and he gives her the job, even tho she says she’s “clumsy with boxes.”

Christie Ford is walking down the street with Eric Edwards who says she can help him and his wife (Robin Byrd) take inventory at the candle store.  She can start tomorrow.  “Mr Hardwick! What can I do to repay you?” He grins “I’m sure we’ll think of something.”

The girls lament their jobs (and Georgette Saunders‘ lack of underwear) while the boys lament the fact that the girls aren’t around much now that they’re working.  Hershel Savage is the QB and looks like he’s 19 years old (tho he was 26 at the time).

The filmn was shot on some college

Some of the football players (David MorrisHershel Savage and Steve Marshall)  work their way into the girls showers and stumble across Christie Ford and Kasey Rodgers who are happy to provide a little carnal distraction.  After starting with some well-shot oral, David fucks Christie and jerks off on her ass.  Then Herschel takes over the rest of the sex here is a lot of hairy butts and gential closeups until Herschel spews all over Christie’s back.  Then Kasey blows  Herschel some more as Steve Marshall (with the worst hairline ever seen in college)  fucks her side-saddle until he cums on her bush. She keeps making sweet sweet mouth love to Herschel’s rod and he shoots a straight shot right up her cheek and it pools under her left eye until she uses his cock to wipe it away.  (Ah, the days when the girls could make the guys cum on their own!)

We’re then treated to a montage of the girls at their jobs, and their employer’s lascivious stares and in R. Bolla’s case intercut fantasties.  He grins like a 12 year old throughout all of their scenes together.  Finally, he hints that there are things a girl can do for eatra money.. wink, wink … and he offers 10 bucks to look at her tits.  She lifts her shirt (and what great tits they are!) and he dives for them.  She jumps back, and he offers another $10 just for “a little touch.”  She protests that they’re all good girls, and then she relents, pockets the ten spot and lets him get to second base.  Another 10 dollar offer to suck them… she asks for $20, and he tells her it’s in his pocket and she should reach in and take it out.  He gets into it, a little too much so, prompting Debbie to yell, “If you don’t stop, I’m going to have to tell my mother!” which causes him to immediately retreat.

Back in the locker room, the girls are crestfallen that their jobs are all too low-paying, and when Debbie comes in with 30% of the kitty, they ask her how she got the cash, so she takes off her shirt.  The girls are incredulous, “you just shake your tits and they give you money?”

“There’s money to be made here, girls, fast money– we don’t have to do anything that we wouldn’t do with our boyfriends, and they have fun, don’t they? And we’re all virgins here, aren’t we?”

Yeah, right. :-)

So, an above-the-waist prostitution ring is born.

The girls continue laughing and plotting, and they ask one of the girls who is a virgin how she keeps her boyfriend so happy.  She asks for a banana and then the movie awkwardly cuts to Christy Ford inventorying candles and then masturbating with said candles.  (So, what’d she do with the banana?)  Then, Mrs. Hardwick comes in and interrupts, and gently keeps her undressed while Mr. Hardwick comes in all excited with the “earning extra money” schtick and he just whips his cock out.  Christy is shocked by this turn of events, but is then turned on by the probing hand of Mrs. Hardwick and the husband’s Hard Wick.  (Had to, sorry.)

He nails her missionary as his wife massages around her clit on the couch…

 

 

XRCO Awards Photos

Speaking of the XRCOs, click on Asa for some photos from the awards:

Asa Akira showing off her performer of the year and superslut awards

  • Spieglergirls were the big winners with Asa Akira, Jessie Andrews, Brooklyn Lee, and Bobbi Starr getting all of the major female performer awards.
  • Cherie Deville was quite lovely as a trophy girl, but I didn’t get to meet the other trophy girl, Allie James.
  • Taylor Russo kept showing me her vagina. Of course, that made me wonder about what her twin‘s vagina looked like. Too bad Flickr censors vaginas.
  • The crowd was smaller than last year’s but they certainly stayed a lot longer. Even Tim Von Swine and his broken shoulder stayed for several Heinekens with me.
  • I really like Vicky Vixen‘s boobs… and her vagina too. Again with the Flickr censorship thing.

Congrats to the XRCO Winners!

Congrats to the winners of the 2011 XRCO Awards held at the Hollywood Highlands on Thursday, April 12, 2012.

Best 3D Release

Best Actor

Best Actress

Best Cumback

Best Director: Features

Best Director: Non-Features

Best Director: Parody

Best Epic

Best Gonzo Movie

Best Parody: Comedy

Best Parody: Comic Book

Best Parody: Drama

Best Release

Cream Dream of the Year

Female Performer of the Year

Hall of Fame

Mainstream Adult Media Favorite

Male Performer of the Year

MILF Performer of the Year

New Starlet of the Year

New Stud of the Year

Orgasmic Analist of the Year

Orgasmic Oralist of the Year

Superslut of the Year

Unsung Siren of the Year

Unsung Swordsman of the Year