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A Crime Against Turkeys

In honor of Thanksgiving, we would point you to the plethora of porn films that tackle the subject.

But there aren’t any.

Well, we list one — A&B Gang Bang 106: Thanksgiving Gang Bang (1991) — but, like so many of the A&B titles from back then, we don’t really have that much data on it, so it hardly seems to count.

In fact, the word THANKS hardly seems to appear in porn titles at all.

But the real crime — robbing the turkey of its well deserved spotlight — was committed when VCA cut the “Jerry Butler fucking the turkey” scene out of Raw Talent when they released the movie on DVD.  So all we are left with is Jerry Butler gazing longingly at the turkey, and then serving the old lady her sandwich on which “he didn’t forget the mayo.”  And for that, we must struggle to give thanks.

Happy Thanksgiving from your pals at IAFD.

Happy Merry Everyone.

Here’s a list of all the Christmas themed porn we could dig up doing a minimal search… We’d have included Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, but they don’t seem to appear in any titles… So here we go…

For our straight friends:

And our gay friends:

So, have a safe and happy holiday season everyone…

Not a creature was stirring…

… they were too busy doing something else (like not blogging for 6 weeks. How awful of us!). Here’s an oldie but goodie from last year — a list of all the Christmas themed porn we could dig up doing a minimal search… There’s even a new title in 2006! We’d have included Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, but they don’t seem to appear in any titles… So here we go:

So, have a safe and happy holiday season everyone…

Not a creature was stirring…

… they were too busy doing something else. Here’s a list of all the Christmas themed porn we could dig up doing a minimal search… We’d have included Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, but they don’t seem to appear in any titles… So here we go:

So, have a safe and happy holiday season everyone…