The 2020 Spank Bank Award Nominations

The time for the 10th Annual Spank Bank Awards nominations ceremony is now upon us. Upon her retirement from the industry, show host for life Missy Martinez has had her title changed to Host Emeritus and has passed along the torch along to her former long-time ASSistant and co-host / trophy girl for life Charlotte Sartre, who was on hand to announce the vast array of nominations, only this time from a very different, much more secluded and/or private location.

After Missy’s announcement, the ‘ceremony’ cut away to Charlotte being interrupted making either an OnlyFans video of her fisting her own ass OR practicing her taxidermy methods on herself…..or both. She quickly composed herself and got the ball rolling by announcing the top 15 performers in nominations for this year via video chat. Charlotte then introduced her good friend and fellow ‘Toilet Baby’ Lydia Black along with PAWG extraordinaire and fellow butt slut Lisey Sweet as the new trophy girls. Charlotte pulled Lydia on screen, slapped her face, spit in her mouth, and told her to “get on with it”, at which time Lydia and Lisey then alternated in reading the list of categories and nominees while toasting one and all with glasses of all three ladies piss.

Leading the way this year (once again) is the amazing Adriana Chechik, along with Angela White, Jane Wilde, and Whitney Wright with 21 total nominations each. Adria Rae was 5th with 20 nominations, followed by Avi Love, Casey Calvert, Charlotte Sartre, Chloe Cherry, Haley Reed, Lexi Lore, Lisey Sweet, and Paige Owens with 19 nominations apiece. Anna de Ville, Emily Willis, Keira Croft, and Kenzie Reeves rounded out the top 15 with 18 nominations each.

The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the idea of giving recognition to the performers in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they so richly deserve from some of the other awards shows through the utilization of a plethora of irreverent, all inclusive, good-natured fun categories. Once again, this year’s list includes a record number of major categories for female performers, as well as those for the directors and male talent within the industry. And, as usual, there are plenty of ‘technical’ awards as well (to be given out on the red carpet before the awards ceremony) giving kudos on a wide variety of subjects.

Winners will be announced as soon as we wring every last piece of social media traffic out of this… so in about a week or so. :-)

Follow @iafdcom and @Gabriel_Lan on Twitter for details and to get the heads up on the big reveal.  Use the hashtag #spankbankawards20

The Spank Bank Awards would like to thank the following notable adult film connoisseurs, aficionados, and critics for being a part of this year’s nominations committee: @TheDonJuanXXX, @RikGraves, @TheRealCyber5, @My_Fav_Pornstar, @mutantmo , @pornoissuer, and @TRPWL

And now… the big list!

Areola of the Gods

Airtight Angel of the Year

Amazing Anal Artist of the Year

Jane Wilde
Nominations co-leader Jane Wilde in Dogfart’s Blacks On Blondes: Jane Wilde

America’s Porn Sweetheart

ATM Machine

ATOGM Girl of the Year

Amazing multiple nominee Anna de Ville in legalporno.com’s Legal Porno SZ2128

Baroness of Licking Lady Ass

Big Dick Adventurist of the Year

Best ‘After’ Hair

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Beautiful multiple nominee Brett Rossi in tushy.com’s My Dirty Secret

Best Body Built For Sin

Best Booty

Best Breasts

Best Eyes

Delightful multiple nominee Whitney Wright in Evil Angel’s Anal Antics

Best Legs

Best Lips

Best Live Performance

Best ‘O’ Face

Adorable multiple nominee Kenzie Reeves in xempire.com’s Tag

Best Piercing

Best Smile

Best Spitter / Drooler

Amazing multiple nominee Avi Love in VogoV.com’s Anal Temptation

Best Supporting Mattress Actress

Best Swallower

Best Vocals

Bewitching Brunette of the Year

Nominations co-leader Angela White in Elegant Angel’s Busty Housewives 8

Blowbang / Bukkake Badass of the Year

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Breathtaking Blonde of the Year

Exquisite multiple nominee Kenna James in vixen.com’s Traveling Together

Buxom Beauty of the Year

Cock Worshipper of the Year (Best Whore Knees)

Contessa of Cum

Cosplay Queen

Stunning multiple nominee Haley Reed in VRCosplay’s Captain Marvel A XXX Parody

Countess of Contortionism

Creampied Cutie of the Year

Cuckold Queen of the Year

Cumfartist of the Year

Spank Bank Awards Host Charlotte Sartre in CherryPimp’s.com’s Gorgeous Babes Chloe Cherry and Charlotte Sartre Live

Customs/Clips Specialist of the Year

Daisy Chain Darling of the Year

Deepest Throat

Dick Demigod of the Year (Male Performer of the Year)

Dirty Cheerleader of the Year

Charming multiple nominee Emma Starletto in Girlfriend Films’ Cheer Squad Sleepovers 32

Doctoral Degree in Dildology

Downward Doggystyle

DP Dynamo of the Year

Empress of Nipple Paradise

Electrifying multiple nominee Lexi Lore in Brazzers Network’s Size Equal Stamina

Energizer Fuck Bunny

European Enchantress of the Year

Excellence in Muff Maintenance (Best Groomed Bush)

Exhiliratng multiple nominee Keira Croft in Jules Jordan Video’s Manuel’s Maximum Penetration 9

Fabulous Footjob Artisan of the Year

Facial Cum Target of the Year

Fantastic Face Sitter of the Year

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

The incomparable Casey Calvert in Wicked Pictures’ He Loves Me In Collars and Cuffs

Finger Banging Phenom of the Year

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Full Nelson Wunderkind

Fun Sized (Spinner of the Year)

Sensational multiple nominee Naomi Swann on properytsex.com’s Personal Thank You

Gangbanged Girl of the Year

Gloryhole Guru of the Year

Golden Shower Goddess of the Year

Group / Orgy Maestro of the Year

Magnificent multiple nominee Riley Reid in Evil Angel’s I Am Riley

Guru of Gonzo (Director of the Year – Gonzo)

Hand Job Heroine of the Year

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Horny Housewife of the Year

IBTC Khaleesi

Charming multiple nominee Zoe Bloom in xempire.com’s All Anal Super Cutie

Indestructible Butthole Superstar

Instagram Girl of the Year

Latina Starlet of the Year

Lesbian Thesbian of the Year

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Sultry multiple nominee Kira Noir in Brazzers Network’s Dirty Double Dare

Magnificent MILF of the Year

Master of Debauchery (Director of the Year – Web)

Master of Filth (Director of the Year – Body of Work)

Master of Missionary

Marvelous multiple nominee Cherie DeVille in mylf.com’s Caught In A Bind

Masterful Masseusse of the Year

Masturbator of the Year

Mattress Actress of the Year

Minstrel of Smut (Director of the Year- Plot Driven)

Miss Congeniality

Lovely multiple nominee Emily Willis in xempire.com’s Super Cute Anal Gapers

Mistress of the Strap On

Most Adorable Sexual Deviant

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Most Beautiful Seductress

Heart stopping multiple nominee Lacy Lennon in Juicy Entertainment’s 5K Porn 2

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Most Luscious Labia

Most Photogenic Nymphomaniac

Most Talented Tongue (Best Girl/Girl Kisser of the Year)

Alluring multiple nominee Alina Lopez in twistysnetworks’ Seeing Double

Most Underrated Fucker

Most Underrated Smut Siren

Most Voluptuous Vixen

My (Wet) Dream Girl

Enchanting multiple nominee Adria Rae in wankz.com’s Champagne Room 3: The Dream Team

Naughty Babysitter of the Year

Newcummer of the Year

Oral Authority of the Year

PAWG of the Year

Spank Bank Awards Trophy Girl Lisey Sweet in MILFVR.com’s Analize This

Phenomenonal Pussy of the Year

Porn’s ‘It’ Girl

POV Perfectionist of the Year

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Drop dead gorgeous multiple nominee Gianna Dior in vixen.com’s Whatever He Wants

Prettiest ‘Whore Mouth’

Pretty In Pink (Prettiest Pussy)

Pretty In Pink II (Prettiest Butthole)

Princess of the Piledriver

Delightful multiple nominee Anastasia Rose in legalporno.com’s Anastasia Discovers Black Feeling IV296

Puppeteer of the Year (Best Hands/Fister)

Queen of Cunnilingus (Girl/Girl Star of the Year)

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Bewitching multiple nominee Maya Kendrick in Evil Angel’s Fucked Up Anal Fantasies

Reverse Cowgirl Connoisseur of the Year

Rough Sex Specialist

Royal Majesty of the Stripper Pole

Sage of 69

Lovable multiple nominee Abigail Mac in Digital Playground’s Hot Nights Cold Blood

Seductive Schoolgirl of the Year

Sensational Scissorist

Sensational Step Sister / Step Daughter of the Year

Servile Sub of the Year

Sharing Is Caring (Cumswapping Cutie of the Year)

Enthralling multiple nominee Paige Owens in VogV.om’s Amazing Anal Penetration

Silky Smooth (Best Bald Beaver)

Size Queen

Sloppy Head Savant of the Year

Sovereign Dom of the Year

Spit Roasted Superstar of the Year

Lovely multiple nominee Kenzie Taylor in Devil’s Films’ Cuck ‘Em All 4

Spooning Specialist

Stiff Actor of the Year

Super Squirter of the Year

Inimitable multiple nominee Adriana Chechik in Evil Angel’s Adriana Chechik: The Ultimate Slut 2

Tantalizing Tall Drink of Water

Tattooed Temptress of the Year

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

The Dirty Little Slut of the Year (Female Performer of the Year)

The Girl Next Door…. Only Dirtier

Breathtaking multiple nominee Hazel Moore in ftvgirls.com’s FTV Girls: Hazel

The Most Fapped To Girl of the Year

The Sexiest Woman Alive

The Total Package

Ravishing multiple nominee Maddy O’Reilly in badoink.com’s Happy Analversary

Three Kielbasas in a Corridor (Triple Anal Performer of the Year)

Threesome Savant of the Year

Tiniest Vag

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway (Double Anal Performer of the Year)

Spank Bank Awards Trophy Girl Lydia Black in legalporno’s Lydia Black Discovers Black Feeling IV298

Two Peas in a Pod (Double Vaginal Performer of the Year)

Undisputed Twitter Champion of the Year

VR Star of the Year

Wonderful multiple nominee Chloe Cherry in xempires’s We Have History

Dirty Minds Vol. 4: “Where is the strangest, craziest or most daring place you’ve ever had sex?”

If you’ve even said the exact same thing or expressed the same opinion as another person during a conversation, then you’ve almost certainly either said or heard the expression “great minds think alike”. Is it just a coincidence? Is it simply having the same thoughts and opinions as someone else? Or is there something more to it than that?

For the sake of argument, let’s say that it’s actually true. That there is something deeper to it than mere like-minded thinking. If that is true, does the same logic apply to people with dirty minds as well? Do they think alike too? In our quest to find an answer to this question, we here at IAFD sought out the filthiest, most imaginative, and dirtiest minded individuals we know: the gorgeous stars of the adult industry, of course.
To complete the process, we researched some commonly asked questions by all you perverted fans out there and asked the pornstars things you were wanting to know, paying particular attention to see if there were any common themes in the stars’ response.

Oh, who am I kidding? We just like talking to smokin’ hot chicks about all sorts of dirty stuff.

The featured question in this edition is: Where is the strangest, craziest or most daring place you’ve ever had sex?

The stunning Kenzie Taylor in Wicked Pictures‘ ‘Snapshot’

 

Kenzie Taylor: The strangest place I have had sex was in a church pew before a Sunday morning service, so the chance of getting caught was very high! I have also had sex in an elevator while other people were in it. I lifted up the back of my dress a little and we rode up and down in it for a while! haha!

 

 

 

The lovely Kira Noir in Sweet Sinner‘s ‘Student Bodies 6′

 

 

Kira Noir: The most daring was probably in a deer stand …. High up in a tree, holding a rifle, and trying to keep quite in case any deer went by!

 

 

 

 

 

 

The breathtaking Jaye Summers in nurumassage.com‘s ‘Chinese Medicinal Tummy Rubdown

 

 

Jaye Summers: Oh boy, I’ve had my share of crazy places! All the way from a screening at the movie theatre, to out in the woods (I did live in North Carolina for a while lol), to before class in a secret hallway in my high school!

 

 

 

 

The ultra sexy Brett Rossi in her directorial debut of Deviant Entertainment‘s ‘Girl Crushed 2

 

 

 

Brett Rossi: I once had sex in the Blue Lagoon in Iceland… that was pretty bad ass.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The captivating beauty of Ariana Marie in vixen.com‘s ‘Passionate Raw Sex

 

Ariana Marie: I’d say the craziest place I’ve had sex was in an office with people on the other side of the wall. I had never done anything like that before so it was crazy for me because I was always afraid of someone hearing but still turned me on at the same time.

 

 

 

 

 

The gorgeous Riley Reyes in DarkX‘s ‘Interracial Anal 3′

 

 

 

 

Riley Reyes: I once had sex on the top of a waterfall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The smoldering Dani Daniels in Penthouse‘s aptly titled ‘Dani Daniels’ Lesbian Chats’

 

 

 

 

Dani Daniels: In an alleyway in the East Village of NYC… It was just so hot and raw, and easy to get caught.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The incomparable Casey Calvert in Evil Angel / Toni Ribas‘ ‘All Stuffed Up 2

Casey Calvert: By far the craziest place I’ve had sex is under a bridge in downtown Los Angeles in the middle of the night. I was out on a date, and we were so horny that we couldn’t make it home. We fucked under the bridge with a homeless guy passed out 20 feet away for like 5 minutes, and then we finished up with a two hour long fucking marathon when we got home.

 

 

 

The tantalizing Lisey Sweet in Evil Angel / LeWood‘s ‘Anal Couples Swap

 

 

 

Lisey Sweet: In a glory hole at a ‘MEN ONLY’ guesthouse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The sultry Honey Gold in TRENCHCOATx‘s ‘Sancrosect: Episode 2

Honey Gold: The craziest place I’ve ever has sex was on a pool table. To most, this may seem pretty amateur, but considering the fact that I’ve had limited sexual experiences prior to porn, the pool table takes the cake by far! The most daring place I’ve ever had sex was with my ex-fiance. He decided it would be a good idea to have a little fun in his mom’s backyard while the house windows were open.

 

 

The adorable Chloe Cherry in DarkX‘s ‘My Big Brother’s Best Friend’

 

 

 

 

Chloe Cherry: On the beach …. while there were other people there!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The sophisticated beauty of Tanya Tate in girlsway.com‘s ‘Babysitter’s Playtime

 

 

Tanya Tate: In one of my earlier movies, I got to have sex with 2 guys in an old warehouse in-between scaffolding. There were so many cold sensations and it felt strange being held up by metal poles, but also very exciting.

 

 

 

 

 

The alluring Olive Glass in naughtyamerica.com‘s ‘My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend’

 

 

 

Olive Glass: It was probably on a rooftop in Brooklyn in the snow. It was so cold, but yet so hot!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The sexy Sofie Marie in MILFVR.com’s ‘Big Dick, Little Time’

 

 

Sofie Marie: I was walking home from a dinner date, and we were so horny we walked off the street and on to a neighbor’s front porch and fucked each other silly!

 

 

 

 

 

Jillian Janson: You’d think that a lot of our scenes are a spontaneous and spur of the moment kind of thing, but in reality, there’s a lot

The enchanting Jillian Janson in Jules Jordan Video‘s ‘Dredd 2′

more to it. Setting up equipment, paperwork, and getting the performers prepared are all part of the process. That includes any environment we set up in, regardless of it being a cool or warm climate, you can imagine we have to adjust appropriately. It may not be easy having sex in 100-degree weather outside a farm in Florida with sweat dripping, horse hay sticking to you, and flies swarming all around. This may influence the way you feel afterward, but as long as I know I gave it my all then the more complicated it may be, the more amazing they are!

And the 2019 Spank Bank Award Goes To…

It’s that time again. Time for the most irreverent, lighthearted, and all encompassing awards dedicated to the adult film industry: the 9th Annual Spank Bank Awards, proudly sponsored by IAFD.com, the premier resource for information about the porn community, committed to providing the most comprehensive statistics and data on the web for both adult films and performers.

This year’s awards show was held at the swanky civic center / monster truck arena / bingo hall in warm, sunny downtown Nowhere Special, USA., with host for life Missy Martinez once again emceeing the event, as well as full time trophy girl Charlotte Sartre helping with the festivities.

Per usual, a prodigious amount of previously unadvertised Technical Awards were handed out to the guests in attendance arriving on the red carpet.

As is standard procedure, Spank Bank Awards chairman Gabriel Lan opened the show by reminding everyone of the reason the awards themselves were founded: to celebrate and show appreciation for the achievements and contributions of the stars of the adult entertainment world, especially those who may or may not receive the recognition they all so richly deserve from some ‘other’ awards.

Riding in on a carriage pulled by a team of men dressed as manatees (and one narwal), Missy quickly got down to the business of announcing the winners. Charlotte peed on each trophy, then loaded the coveted prizes into Missy’s butthole like a World War II era howitzer. Over and over again, Missy repeatedly fired the projectiles off into the crowd, finding their intended recipients with the precision of an Air Force guided bunker buster missile, taking time between rounds to explain the differences between her holes and the recently discovered black hole in outer space, to clarify how she once mistook a mozzarella cheese stick for her Juul (vibrator), to mesmerize everyone with her ‘sweater puppy bouncy dance’, or simply to point out the fact that her socks actually matched.

By the time the dust settled (and Missy’s ass cooled down) a record number of awards had been handed out, because, let’s face it, Porn is the only ‘sport’ where everyone deserves a trophy.

*Disclaimer: Spank Bank Awards are bestowed by taking into account a combination of input by fans, notable adult film connoisseurs, aficionados, and critics, IAFD.com listed scene credits (both quantity and quality), and a committee chairman who has final authority (Gabriel Lan). Nominees who entice or influence the panel and/or chairman with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.

And now, onto the major categories, followed by the Technical Awards…

Aerola of the Gods

Headshot of Paige OwensPaige Owens

Airtight Angel of the Year

Headshot of Hime MarieHime Marie

Amazing Anal Artist of the Year

Headshot of Riley ReidRiley Reid

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Headshot of A.J. ApplegateA.J. Applegate

Asian Empress of the Year

Headshot of Kendra SpadeKendra Spade

ATM Machine

Headshot of Lisey SweetLisey Sweet

ATOGM Girl of the Year

Headshot of Charlotte SartreCharlotte Sartre

Baroness of Licking Lady Ass

Headshot of Samantha RoneSamantha Rone

Big Dick Adventurist of the Year

Headshot of Brooklyn ChaseBrooklyn Chase

Best ‘After’ Hair

Headshot of Amara RomaniAmara Romani

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Headshot of Brett RossiBrett Rossi

Best Body Built For Sin

Headshot of Katrina JadeKatrina Jade

Best Booty

Headshot of Abigail MacAbigail Mac

Best DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Headshot of Missy MartinezMissy Martinez

Best Eyes

Headshot of Riley StarRiley Star

Best Legs

Headshot of Ariana MarieAriana Marie

Best Live Performance

Headshot of Lisey SweetLisey Sweet

Best ‘O’ Face

Headshot of Athena RayneAthena Rayne

Best Piercing

Headshot of Kristy BlackKristy Black

Best Smile

Headshot of Luna RivalLuna Rival

Best Spitter / Drooler

Headshot of Anastasia RoseAnastasia Rose

Best Supporting Mattress Actress

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Best Swallower

Headshot of Jillian JansonJillian Janson

Best Vocals

Headshot of Haley ReedHaley Reed

Bewitching Brunette of the Year

Headshot of Gia PaigeGia Paige

Blowbang / Bukkake Badass of the Year

Headshot of Sophia GraceSophia Grace

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Headshot of Kenzie TaylorKenzie Taylor

Breathtaking Blonde of the Year

Headshot of Ivy WolfeIvy Wolfe

Cock Worshipper of the Year (Best Whore Knees)

Headshot of Haley ReedHaley Reed

Contessa of Cum

Headshot of Jennifer WhiteJennifer White

Cosplay Queen

Headshot of Penny PaxPenny Pax

Countess of Contortionism

Headshot of Marica HaseMarica Hase

Creampied Cutie of the Year

Headshot of Avi LoveAvi Love

Cuckold Queen of the Year

Headshot of Lauren PhillipsLauren Phillips

Cumfartist of the Year

Headshot of Lisey SweetLisey Sweet

Customs/Clips Specialist of the Year

Headshot of Alexa NovaAlexa Nova

Customs/Clips Specialist of the Year

Headshot of Jay TaylorJay Taylor

Daisy Chain Cognoscenti

Headshot of Chloe CherryChloe Cherry

Deepest Throat

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Dick ’em Down Champion of the Year

Headshot of Ramon NomarRamon Nomar

Dirty Cheerleader of the Year

Headshot of Carolina SweetsCarolina Sweets

Doctoral Degree in Dildology

Headshot of Casey CalvertCasey Calvert

DP Dynamo of the Year

Headshot of Maya KendrickMaya Kendrick

Ebony Princess of the Year

Headshot of Ana FoxxxAna Foxxx

Empress of Nipple Paradise

Headshot of Lola FaeLola Fae

European Enchantress of the Year

Headshot of Kira ThornKira Thorn

Excellence in Muff Maintenance (Best Groomed Bush)

Headshot of Alex BlakeAlex Blake

Exotic Femme Fatale of the Year

Headshot of Honey GoldHoney Gold

Facial Cum Target of the Year

Headshot of Adria RaeAdria Rae

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Headshot of London RiverLondon River

Finger Banging Phenom of the Year

Headshot of Mona WalesMona Wales

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Headshot of Pepper HartPepper Hart

Fun Sized (Spinner of the Year)

Headshot of Jane WildeJane Wilde

Gangbanged Girl of the Year

Headshot of Kira ThornKira Thorn

Gloryhole Guru of the Year

Headshot of Skylar SnowSkylar Snow

Golden Shower Goddess of the Year

Headshot of Charlotte SartreCharlotte Sartre

Group / Orgy Maestro of the Year

Headshot of Abella DangerAbella Danger

Guru of Gonzo (Director of the Year – Gonzo)

Headshot of MasonMason

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Headshot of Angela WhiteAngela White

IBTC Khaleesi

Headshot of Charlotte SartreCharlotte Sartre

Indestructable Butthole

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Instagram Girl of the Year

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

Latina Starlet of the Year

Headshot of Missy MartinezMissy Martinez

Lesbian Thesbian of the Year

Headshot of Jenna SativaJenna Sativa

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Headshot of Lydia BlackLydia Black

Magnificent MILF of the Year

Headshot of Cherie DeVilleCherie DeVille

Master of Debauchery (Director of the Year – Web)

Headshot of Miles LongMiles Long

Master of Filth (Director of the Year – Body of Work)

Headshot of Greg LanskyGreg Lansky

Master of Missionary

Headshot of Marley BrinxMarley Brinx

Masterful Massuesse of the Year

Headshot of Gina ValentinaGina Valentina

Masturbator of the Year

Headshot of Elsa JeanElsa Jean

Mattress Actress of the Year

Headshot of Whitney WrightWhitney Wright

Minstrel of Smut (Director of the Year- Plot Driven)

Headshot of Mike QuasarMike Quasar

Miss Congeniality

Headshot of Violet MonroeViolet Monroe

Mistress of the Strap On

Headshot of Cherie DeVilleCherie DeVille

Most Adorable Sexual Deviant

Headshot of Hannah HaysHannah Hays

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Headshot of Alexa NovaAlexa Nova

Most Beautiful Seductress

Headshot of Jaye SummersJaye Summers

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

Most Enthusiastic Fuck Bunny

Headshot of Keira CroftKeira Croft

Most Fuckable Feet

Headshot of Pepper HartPepper Hart

Most Luscious Labia

Headshot of Kristen ScottKristen Scott

Most Photogenic Nymphomaniac

Headshot of Alex HarperAlex Harper

Most Talented Tongue (Best Girl/Girl Kisser of the Year)

Headshot of Eliza JaneEliza Jane

Most Underrated Slut

Headshot of Joseline KellyJoseline Kelly

Most Volumptous Vixen

Headshot of Riley NixonRiley Nixon

My (Wet) Dream Girl

Headshot of Kristy BlackKristy Black

Naughty Babysitter of the Year

Headshot of Jessica RexJessica Rex

Newcummer of the Year

Headshot of Paige OwensPaige Owens

Oral Authority of the Year

Headshot of Angela WhiteAngela White

PAWG of the Year

Headshot of Daisy StoneDaisy Stone

Porn’s ‘It’ Girl

Headshot of Ella HughesElla Hughes

POV Perfectionist of the Year

Headshot of Lana RhoadesLana Rhoades

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Headshot of Chloe ScottChloe Scott

Prettiest ‘Whore Mouth’

Headshot of Anna de VilleAnna de Ville

Pretty In Pink (Prettiest Pussy)

Headshot of Anny AuroraAnny Aurora

Princess of the Piledriver

Headshot of Leigh RavenLeigh Raven

Puppeteer of the Year (Best Hands/Fister)

Headshot of Kira NoirKira Noir

Pussy Phenomenon of the Year

Headshot of Jill KassidyJill Kassidy

Queen of Cunnilingus (Girl/Girl Star of the Year)

Headshot of Charlotte StokelyCharlotte Stokely

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Headshot of Maya KendrickMaya Kendrick

Reverse Cowgirl Connoisseur of the Year

Headshot of Lexi LoreLexi Lore

Rough Rider

Headshot of Anna de VilleAnna de Ville

Royal Majesty of the Stripper Pole

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

Sage of 69

Headshot of Lily LabeauLily Labeau

Sensational Scissorist

Headshot of Jenna SativaJenna Sativa

Servile Sub of the Year

Headshot of Sailor LunaSailor Luna

Sharing Is Caring (Cumswapping Cutie of the Year)

Headshot of Haley ReedHaley Reed

Silky Smooth (Best Bald Beaver)

Headshot of Gia DerzaGia Derza

Size Queen

Headshot of Mandy MuseMandy Muse

Sloppy Head Savant of the Year

Headshot of Leya FalconLeya Falcon

Slutty Step Sister / Step Daughter of the Year

Headshot of Lexi LoreLexi Lore

Sovereign Dom of the Year

Headshot of Chanel PrestonChanel Preston

Spit Roasted Superstar of the Year

Headshot of Lena PaulLena Paul

Spooning Specialist

Headshot of Dahlia SkyDahlia Sky

Stiff Actor of the Year

Headshot of Tommy PistolTommy Pistol

Super Squirter of the Year

Headshot of Riley ReidRiley Reid

Tastiest Tall Drink of Water

Headshot of Elena KoshkaElena Koshka

Tattooed Temptress of the Year

Headshot of Romi RainRomi Rain

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

Headshot of Maddy O'ReillyMaddy O’Reilly

The Dirty Little Slut of the Year (FPOTY)

Headshot of Riley ReidRiley Reid

The Girl Next Door?. Only Dirtier

Headshot of Alex BlakeAlex Blake

The Most Fapped To Girl of the Year

Headshot of Adriana ChechikAdriana Chechik

The Sexiest Woman Alive

Headshot of Abigail MacAbigail Mac

The Total Package

Headshot of Whitney WrightWhitney Wright

Three Kielbasas in a Corridor (Triple Anal Pundit)

Headshot of Alex HarperAlex Harper

Threesome Savant of the Year

Headshot of Kissa SinsKissa Sins

Tiniest Vag

Headshot of Emily WillisEmily Willis

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Headshot of Isabella NiceIsabella Nice

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Headshot of Joseline KellyJoseline Kelly

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway (Double Anal Prodigy)

Headshot of Monika WildMonika Wild

Two Peas in a Pod (Double Pussy Precisionist)

Headshot of Holly HendrixHolly Hendrix

VR Star of the Year

Headshot of Abella DangerAbella Danger

And now, on to the Technical Awards!

A Decade of Under Appreciated Excellence

Abs of Steel

Addicted To Her Vibrator

Angelic Face, Devilish Grin

Bad Lands Becky

Best Airplane Bathroom Buttplug Performance

Best Bangs

Best Bathroom Conversationalist

Best Cum Glazed Gaze

Best Cupcake Decorator

Best Food Palate

Best Laugh

Best Left Handed Twitter Scrolling Performance

Best Mainstream / Crossover Venture

Best Podcast

Best Self Fisting Performance

Best Sidewalk Pissing Performance

Best Use of Butthole as a Vape Pen Holder

Best Use of Buttplug as a Mood Changer

Blindfold Fanatic

Booty Made For Spanking

Breaking Porn’s 4th Wall

Breakout Star of the Year

Classiest Cock Jockey

Clean Mind, Sexy Imagination

Cumback of the Year

Cumback of the Year (European Edition)

Cutest / Most Adorable Voice

Cutest Dirty Girl

Cutest Pint Sized Pervert

Double Degrees and Triple DDD’s

Fashion Savvy Darling

Filthiest Former Goody-Goody

Fraulein of Filth

Fucking Daredevil

Gamer Girl of the Year

Handjob Wizard

Hardcore Butt Seductress

Insatiable Semen Demon

Introverted Thinking Extroverted Pervert

Inventor of the World’s Best ‘Hands Free’ Device

Longest and Most Agile Tongue

Making Porn Great Again…and Again, and Again

Minimizing The Distance Between Mainstream and Porn

Monet-esque MaSSterpiece

More Fun Than All The Rides At Lotte World

More Likely To Pilot A Plane Than Drive A Car

More Tenacious Than An Angry Wolverine

Most Adorable MILF

Most Adorkable Dork

Most Appreciative Porn Superstar

Most Beautiful Singing Voice

Most Blistered Thumbs… From Gaming

Most Charmimg

Most Courteous Stoner

Most Enthusiastic Ass Eater

Most Gracious Party Host

Most Historically Accurate Thot

Most Humble Superstar

Most Inspirational

Most Likely To Be Banned From 7 Eleven

Most Likely To Be Electrocuted in a Puddle Of Her Own Squirt

Most Likely To Bring a Dildo to a Knife Fight

Most Likely To Fuck in a Sand Trap

Most Likely To Get Married on a Pirate Ship

Most Likely To Have A Threesome With Pinhead and Candyman

Most Likely To Kill Someone During Sex

Most Memorable Slogan

Most Photogenic ‘Nether Region’

Most Pliable ‘Fucked Guts’

Most Polite Blowjob Artist

Most Relatable Gorgeous Goofball

Most Resilient Vixen

Most Ticklish Feet

Not So Innocent

Offensively Cum Draining

Pancake Flipping Expert

Pint Sized Penis Assassin

Potential Superstar

Potty Mouth. Literally.

Prettiest ‘Before’ Hair

Queen of Sarcasm – Will Talk Honest Shit About Anybody

Resident of the Fifth Third Dimension

Rightful Heir of the Iron Throne

Sapiosexual Firecracker

Self Facializing Squirter

Self Proclaimed Gaping, Growling Gremlin

Sensationally Curvy Cutie

Sexiest Moan

Sexiest Porn Dork

Sexiest Pornstar Virtually Unknown in the U.S.

Sexiest Talk Show Host

Shyest Superstar

Sixth Dirtiest Mainstream Movie Producer

Smash Bros Ace

South Beach Stunner

Strongest Camel Toe Game

Sultry Conqueror of Fears

Sweet As A Georgia Peach

The Natural

The Next (Naked) Master Chef

The Next Great Asswhore

The O.G. of Twerking

The Perfect Wife All Men Want

The Quintessential All American Girl

The Sex Kitten of SoundCloud

The Shire’s Favorite Pornstar

The Undisputed Twitter Champion of the World

The van Gogh of the Butthole

Top Shelf Pussy

Tornado Alley Tart

Trailblazing Penthouse Pet

Tube Sock Queen

Victoria’s (Filthiest) Secret Angel

Weird As Fuck… In The Best Way!!!

Wonder Woman’s Cosplay Idol

World’s Dirtiest Good Girl

World’s Sexiest Food Critic

World’s Sexiest Swedish Meatball Chef

Your Girlfriend’s Girl/Girl Hookup Fantasy Girl

And the Nominees Are… Spank Bank Awards 2019

It’s that time again! Time for the most irreverent, engrossing, and extensive awards in the adult industry: the Spank Bank Awards. Show host for life Missy Martinez revealed the nominations via podcast for the 9th annual Spank Bank Awards presented by iafd.com. while eating mozzarella cheese sticks as trophy girl Charlotte Sartre cooled Miss Martinez’s freshly waxed butthole with a fan of palm fronds.

The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideals of all inclusive, good natured fun, with categories giving recognition to the performers in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they so richly deserve from some other awards shows. Once again, this year’s list includes a record number of major categories for female performers, as well as those for the directors and male talent within the industry. And, as usual, there are plenty of ‘technical’ awards as well (to be given out on the red carpet before the awards ceremony) giving kudos on a wide variety of subjects.

Leading the way in nominations this year are Adriana Chechik, Maddy O’Reilly, and Riley Reid all receiving 19 nominations each, with Abigail Mac, Casey Calvert, Kristy Black, and Whitney Wright hauling in 18 apiece. Rounding out the top nominees are Abella Danger, Angela White, Charlotte Sartre, Haley Reed, Kira Thorn, Lisey Sweet and Violet Monroe all receiving 17 noms each.

Winners will be announced as soon as we wring every last piece of social media traffic out of this… so in a couple weeks. :-)

Follow @iafdcom and @Gabriel_Lan on Twitter for details and to get the heads up on the big reveal. Use the hashtag #spankbankawards19

Aerola of the Gods

Airtight Angel of the Year

Amazing Anal Artist of the Year

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Asian Empress of the Year

ATM Machine

ATOGM Girl of the Year

Baroness of Licking Lady Ass

Big Dick Adventurist of the Year

Best ‘After’ Hair

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Best Body Built For Sin

Best Booty

Best DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Best Eyes

Best Legs

Best Live Performance

Best ‘O’ Face

Best Piercing

Best Smile

Best Spitter / Drooler

Best Supporting Mattress Actress

Best Swallower

Best Vocals

Bewitching Brunette of the Year

Blowbang / Bukkake Badass of the Year

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Breathtaking Blonde of the Year

Cock Worshipper of the Year (Best Whore Knees)

Contessa of Cum

Cosplay Queen

Countess of Contortionism

Creampied Cutie of the Year

Cuckold Queen of the Year

Cumfartist of the Year

Customs/Clips Specialist of the Year

Daisy Chain Cognoscenti

Deepest Throat

Dick ’em Down Champion of the Year

Dirty Cheerleader of the Year

Doctoral Degree in Dildology

DP Dynamo of the Year

Ebony Princess of the Year

Empress of Nipple Paradise

European Enchantress of the Year

Excellence in Muff Maintenance (Best Groomed Bush)

Exotic Femme Fatale of the Year

Facial Cum Target of the Year

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Finger Banging Phenom of the Year

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Fun Sized (Spinner of the Year)

Gangbanged Girl of the Year

Gloryhole Guru of the Year

Golden Shower Goddess of the Year

Group / Orgy Maestro of the Year

Guru of Gonzo (Director of the Year – Gonzo)

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

IBTC Khaleesi

Indestructable Butthole

Instagram Girl of the Year

Latina Starlet of the Year

Lesbian Thesbian of the Year

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Magnificent MILF of the Year

Master of Debauchery (Director of the Year – Web)

Master of Filth (Director of the Year – Body of Work)

Master of Missionary

Masterful Massuesse of the Year

Masturbator of the Year

Mattress Actress of the Year

Minstrel of Smut (Director of the Year- Plot Driven)

Miss Congeniality

Mistress of the Strap On

Most Adorable Sexual Deviant

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Most Beautiful Seductress

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Most Enthusiastic Fuck Bunny

Most Fuckable Feet

Most Luscious Labia

Most Photogenic Nymphomaniac

Most Talented Tongue (Best Girl/Girl Kisser of the Year)

Most Underrated Slut

Most Volumptous Vixen

My (Wet) Dream Girl

Naughty Babysitter of the Year

Newcummer of the Year

Oral Authority of the Year

PAWG of the Year

Porn’s ‘It’ Girl

POV Perfectionist of the Year

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Prettiest ‘Whore Mouth’

Pretty In Pink (Prettiest Pussy)

Princess of the Piledriver

Puppeteer of the Year (Best Hands/Fister)

Pussy Phenomenon of the Year

Queen of Cunnilingus (Girl/Girl Star of the Year)

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Reverse Cowgirl Connoisseur of the Year

Rough Rider

Royal Majesty of the Stripper Pole

Sage of 69

Sensational Scissorist

Servile Sub of the Year

Sharing Is Caring (Cumswapping Cutie of the Year)

Silky Smooth (Best Bald Beaver)

Size Queen

Sloppy Head Savant of the Year

Slutty Step Sister / Step Daughter of the Year

Sovereign Dom of the Year

Spit Roasted Superstar of the Year

Spooning Specialist

Stiff Actor of the Year

Super Squirter of the Year

Tastiest Tall Drink of Water

Tattooed Temptress of the Year

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

The Dirty Little Slut of the Year (FPOTY)

The Girl Next Door?. Only Dirtier

The Most Fapped To Girl of the Year

The Sexiest Woman Alive

The Total Package

Three Kielbasas in a Corridor (Triple Anal Pundit)

Threesome Savant of the Year

Tiniest Vag

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway (Double Anal Prodigy)

Two Peas in a Pod (Double Pussy Precisionist)

VR Star of the Year

The Spank Bank 2018 Awards Winners Are…

LIVE from their traditional locale in the suburbs of warm, sunny  Nowhere Special, USA, the 8th annual Spank Bank Awards proudly presented by IAFD.com were held over the weekend. As always, there were a record number of pornstars receiving a record number of awards as well as the recognition that they all so richly deserve.

Before the awards show even started, an enormous amount of previously unannounced Technical Category awards was handed out to the winners as nominees arrived on the red carpet.

In typical, time honored fashion, Spank Bank Awards founder Gabriel Lan opened the festivities by welcoming everyone in attendance and thanking them for their contributions to the industry, peace on Earth, and humanity in general. Lan then introduced show host-for-life Missy Martinez, who opened with a touching, heartfelt monologue about mental health awareness, sex worker equality, and a plea for kindness and compassion towards one another. She then moved on to musings about manatees, having a butthole but no ass, and the ugly side of being ‘easy’.

Meanwhile, trophy girl Charlotte Sartre was backstage sticking the first two awards of the evening up her butt to bring to the stage. Several times during the show, Charlotte did double anal trophy presentation with relative ease, and even shove three trophies up her ass a handful of times, accomplishing triple anal trophy presentation without much difficulty. With an overwhelming number of awards being handed out, trophy stuffer Ryan Riesling had her hands full, so Ms. Martinez twice randomly thrusted at least a half dozen statues up her ass, walked out on stage and fired them off, in order, to the winners sitting in the audience.

As the last award of the night was handed out (The Dirty Little Slut of the Year), Missy sat down for a well-earned glass of wine and an entire platter of mozzarella cheeses sticks, while also thanking Charlotte and Ryan for their dedication and effort by peeing in their mouths.

Over one hundred Major Category award winners in all were handed out before the night was over, filled with record setting and record breaking performances, a few surprises, and a whole lot of good-natured, filthy, fun filled recognition to all of the hard working men and women of the adult film industry.

*Note: Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (me), noted adult film connoisseurs (me), outside adult industry media insiders (me), X-rated film fans (also me), and a committee chairman (you guessed it: me). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.

So, without further ado, here is the list of this year’s winners:

(Reverse) Cowgirl Connoisseur of the Year

Airtight Angel of the Year

Amazing Anal Artist of the Year

America’s Porn Sweetheart

Asian Empress of the Year

ATM Machine

Baroness of Licking Lady Ass

Big Dick Adventurist of the Year

Beautiful Blonde of the Year

Best All Around Porn Goddess

Best Body Built For Sin

Best Booty

Best DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)

Best ‘Fuck Me’ Eyes

Best ‘Just Got Fucked’ Hair

Best Legs

Best ‘O’ Face

Best Smile

Best Spitter / Drooler

Best Swallower

Best Vocals (While Being Railed With Cock)

Bewitching Brunette of the Year

Bionic Butthole

Blowbang / Bukkake Badass of the Year

Bondage Artiste of the Year

Boobalicious Babe of the Year

Born To Hand Job

Cock Worshipper of the Year (Best Whore Knees)

Contessa of Cum

Cosplay Queen

Countess of Contortionism

Creampied Cutie of the Year

Cuckold Queen of the Year

Customs Specialist of the Year

Deepest Throat

Dirty Distributor of the Year

Doctoral Degree in Dildology

Devastating Dick of the Year

DP Dynamo of the Year

Ebony Princess of the Year

Empress of Nipple Paradise

European Enchantress of the Year

Excellence in ‘Lawn’ Maintenance (Best Groomed Bush)

Exotic Femme Fatale of the Year

Facial Cum Target of the Year

Fetish Virtuoso of the Year

Fucking Nerd of the Year

Fun Sized (Spinner of the Year)

Gangbanged Girl of the Year

Gloryhole Guru of the Year

Group / Orgy Maestro of the Year

Guru of Gonzo (Director – Web/Gonzo)

Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz

Instagram Girl of the Year

Latina Starlet of the Year

Life Sized Human Hand Puppet (Best Fistee)

Magnificent MILF of the Year

Master of Filth (Director of the Year – Body of Work)

Masturbator of the Year

Mattress Actress of the Year

Minstrel of Smut (Director – Plot Driven)

Mistress of the Strap On

Most Adorable Sexual Deviant

Most Awe Inspiring Gape

Most Beautiful Seductress

Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices

Most Energetic Fuck Bunny

Most Fuckable Feet

Most Luscious Labia

Most Photogenic Nymphomaniac

Most Talented Tongue (Best Girl/Girl Kisser)

Most Underrated Slut

Most Volumptous Vixen

My (Wet) Dream Girl

Natural Born Cock Killer

Newcummer of the Year

Oral Authority of the Year

PAWG of the Year

Pay for Play Website of the Year

Pipe Laying Actor of the Year

Porn’s ‘It’ Girl

POV Perfectionist of the Year

Prettiest Girl In Porn

Prettiest ‘Whore Mouth’

Pretty In Pink (Prettiest Pussy)

Production Studio of the Year

Puppeteer of the Year (Best Hands/Fister)

Pussy Phenomenon of the Year

Queen of Cunnilingus (Girl/Girl Star of the Year)

Ravishing Redhead of the Year

Royal Majesty of the Stripper Pole

Sensational Scissorist

Servile Sub of the Year

Sharing Is Caring (Cumswapping Cutie of the Year)

Size Queen

Smooth As Silk (Best Bald Beaver)

Snapchat Sweetheart of the Year

Sovereign Dom of the Year

Super Squirter of the Year

Tattooed Temptress of the Year

The Dirtiest Player in the Game

The Dirty Little Slut of the Year

The Girl Next Door … Only Better

The Most Spanked To Girl of the Year

The Sexiest Woman Alive

The Total Package

Three Kielbasas in a Corridor (Triple Anal Pundit)

Threesome Savant of the Year

Tightest Twat

Tortured Fuck Doll of the Year

Tweeting Twat of the Year

Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway (Double Anal Prodigy)

Two Peas in a Pod (Double Pussy Precisionist)

VR Star of the Year

Webcam / Skype Show Girl of the Year

The Technical Awards

“10,000 Degrees Hotter Than The Chernobyl Meltdown”: Kira Thorn

“Horniest Ice Cream Loving, Stuffed Animal Cuddler”: Joseline Kelly

“Part Fairy, Part Angel…… Part Devil”: Gabriella Paltrova

“Quintessential ‘Lady in the Streets, Freak in the Sheets'”: Chanel Preston

(Red) Gatorade Spokesperson of the Year: Katrina Jade

A Living Ray of Sunshine: Jada Stevens

Best Alternative Use of Rope and Carabiners: Casey Calvert

Best At ‘Taking It To The Mattresses’: Valentina Nappi

Best Beach Booty: Tiffany Watson

Best Belfies: Karlee Grey

Best Birthday Suit: Jaye Summers

Best Blasting of a Twitter Troll: Alex Grey

Best Butthole Powered Food Processor: Sasha Heart

Best ‘Date Night’ Attire: Lisey Sweet

Best Display of Bathtub Twerking: Maddy O’Reilly

Best Display of Self Auto Correcting: Arya Fae

Best Display of Self Edging: Haley Reed

Best ‘Floor Exercise’: Vanessa Sky

Best ‘Game Worn’ Panties: Kenzie Taylor

Best Interlocking Grip … On And Off The Golf Course: Adria Rae

Best Laugh: Anya Olsen

Best Lingerie / Heels Collection: Ariana Marie

Best Low Maintenance Hairstyle: Riley Nixon

Best ‘Magic Wand’ Skills: Ella Nova

Best Masturbation Related Public Service Announcements: Dana DeArmond

Best New Starlet (Cam Show Edition): Casey Calvert

Best Part Time Movie Theater Job Co-Worker: Kimmy Granger

Best Pee Break Selfies: Ashley Fires

Best Piercing : Lolita Taylor

Best Potential SNL Host EVER!: Eliza Jane

Best Unicorn Impersonation: Katrina Jade

Best Use of Power Tools: Charlotte Sartre

Bubbliest Hermit: Honey Gold

Buttplug Bunny: Anna de Ville

Cereal Killer: A.J. Applegate

Compassionate Devourer of Souls: Dahlia Sky

Culinary Cum Expert: Mandy Muse

Cumback of the Year: Tori Black

Cutest Comic Book Nerd: Dolly Leigh

Cutest Crazy Cat Lady: Sasha Heart

Cutest Voice: Sofi Ryan

Debaucherous Caesar: Amara Romani

Delightful Decadence For Over A Decade: Sarah Vandella

Dirtiest Disney Princess: Penny Pax

Dirtiest ‘Other Valley’ Girl: Blair Williams

Enchanting Elven Anal Princess: Alexa Nova

EnthusiASStic Anal Enthusiast: Selvaggia

Everyone’s Favorite Co-Star: Vicki Chase

Excellence In Provocative Editing: Angela White

Facesitting Phenom: Lana Rhoades

Favorite Multiple Degreed Retiree: Timea Bela

Filthiest High Fashion Model: Alex Harper

Foreplay Fanatic: Kate England

France’s Greatest Gift to the USA Since The Statue of Liberty: Luna Rival

Friendly With Everyone …. Except Tequila: Elsa Jean

Full of Rainbows and Glitter: Gabriella Paltrova

Giggles and Rainbows 99.999% of the Time: Aidra Fox

Gordon Ramsey’s Favorite Pornstar: Eva Lovia

Hawaii Five-Ho: Samantha Rone

Houdini’s Favorite ‘Cock Illusionist’: Amirah Adara

House Slytherin’s Favorite Slut: Holly Hendrix

I’m Your (Toilet) Baby Tonight: Charlotte Sartre

Inked Rookie of the Year: Ivy Lebelle

InstaLive Workout Video Vixen: Alex Grey

Juiciest Thang: Keisha Grey

Kelly Rowland’s Dirty Doppelgänger: Ana Foxxx

Least Likely To Be Found With A Hairy Butthole: Missy Martinez

Magistrate of Missionary: Lauren Phillips

Magnificent Mythical Being: Lily Labeau

Miss Personality: Abigail Mac

More ‘Popular’ In Idaho Than The Potato: Tiffany Watson

More Treasured Than A Boat Full Of Loonies: Riley Nixon

Most Accommodating Jizz Biz Mentor: Romi Rain

Most Adept Guard Dog Trainer: Maddy O’Reilly

Most Adorable ‘Despondent’ Selfies: Ryan Riesling

Most Electrifying ‘Becky’: Abella Danger

Most Elegant Equestrian: Brett Rossi

Most Exuberant Anal Orgy Participant: Francys Belle

Most Gracious International Icon: Angela White

Most Lickable Taint: Kira Noir

Most Likely To Be Gangbanged Under The Big Top: Leya Falcon

Most Likely To Check Out Other Girls’ Butts While Doing Yoga: Giselle Palmer

Most Likely To Earn A Michelin Star: Serena Blair

Most Likely To Fuck A Centaur: Riley Reyes

Most Likely To Get Uncomfortably Horny During A Bumpy Uber Ride: Honey Gold

Most Likely To Have Sex During Church Service: Lily Rader

Most Likely To Have Sex in a Snowstorm: Olive Glass

Most Likely to Include Blowjobs as a Form of Pain Management: Cherie DeVille

Most Likely To Pet A Cheetah: Megan Rain

Most Modest Vixen: Riley Reid

Most Organized Vixen: Melissa Moore

Most Overdue For Her Own Showcase : Jennifer White

Most PG / X-Rated Twitter: Elena Koshka

Most Photogenic ‘Nether Region’: Jada Stevens

Most Promiscuous Spiritualist : Arya Fae

Most Recognizable Butthole : Casey Calvert

Most Terrific Thighs: A.J. Applegate

Most Underappreciated Penis Gymnast: Anna de Ville

Most Underutilized Vagina: Missy Martinez

Most Valiant Vagina: Alexa Grace

My New Obsession: Joseline Kelly

Naughtiest ‘Military Brat’: Chloe Scott

Naughtiest Nanny: Lauren Phillips

Next Year’s Spank Bank Superstar: Riley Star

Olympic Medalist in Sexual Multitasking: Arwen Gold

Paragon Of Positivity And Happiness: Kissa Sins

Perfectly Proportioned ‘Twin Peaks’ : Violet Monroe

Perpetually Smiling: Anikka Albrite

Petite Powerhouse: Kristen Scott

Poonstruck: Cadence Lux

Porn Set Emergency Management Specialist: Whitney Wright

Pound-For-Pound Rough Sex Champion of the World: Angel Smalls

Prolapse Princess: Gabriella Lati

Pumpkin Carving Champion: Abigail Mac

Purest Heart With The Filthiest Mind: Samantha Rone

Radiantly Pregnant: Karla Kush

Sexiest Accent While Being Buttfucked: Tina Kay

Sexiest Homebody : Jaye Summers

Sexiest Pool Shark: Carolina Sweets

Sexiest Social Media Strategist: Whitney Wright

Sexiest ‘Wing Nut’ of All Time: Kenzie Taylor

Sexual Jedi: Stella Cox

Shining Brighter Than The North Star: Jillian Janson

Singlehandedly Making Nerds Profitable: Maddy O’Reilly

SoundCloud Boss: Carter Cruise

Spontaneous Splitter: Luna Star

Squat Master: Natalia Starr

Sunny Snow Bunny : Kagney Linn Karter

Sweeter Than A Georgia Peach: Hannah Hays

Sweetest Self Proclaimed Twitter Troll: Lena Paul

The 46th President of the United States of America: Cherie DeVille

The All American Girl: Anya Olsen

The ‘Could Have Been’ Greatest Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader EVER! : Jill Kassidy

The Gold Standard Of Glorious Nastiness : Adriana Chechik

The Next Great Rapper: Chloe Cherry

The Next Porn Mega Star: Skyla Novea

The Vagina Whisperer: Jenna Sativa

Too Dirty For Degrassi: Marley Brinx

Total Candle Whore: Jenna J Ross

Tranquil Nymphomaniac: Violet Monroe

Tremendously Tantalizing Thickness: Edyn Blair

Trent Reznor’s Favorite Pornstar: Amara Romani

Twitter’s Most Suspended Starlet: Alexa Nova

Ultimate Understanding of the Dewey Decimal System: Kendra Sunderland

Undisputed Scrabble Champion of the World: Haley Reed

World Sexiest ‘Pet Enabler’: Jessa Rhodes

World’s Dirtiest Runway Model: Belle Claire

World’s Greatest ‘Human Centrifuge’: Lisey Sweet

World’s Hottest Fisherman: Jojo Kiss